Serious Who's The Gayest and Straightest Spongebob Character?

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Gayest: Spongebob
Straightest: Larry the Lobster
 
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Straightest mrs puff
 
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spongebob is for normies
 
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brutally over for squidwardcels
 
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straightest: Squidward

gayest: Sandy
 
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The thing I always liked about spongebob is that it never talked about relationships, also the creator said there are no gays in the show. As for the straights, spongebob and patrick have parents who are straight by definition
 
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plankton is based
he has robo waifu
 
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FullTimeLoser said:
spongebob is for normies
 
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Spongebob isn't gay.
 
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Squidward is the incel, that's for sure
 
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Gayest: Spongebob
Straightest: Gary
FemoidsGTFO said:
Squidward is the incel, that's for sure
He was too based for Bikini Bottom
 
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Gayest: Spongebob
Straightest: Larry Chad Lobster
Most based: Squidward
 
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Gay : Sandy
Straight : Larry
 
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Gayest : Patrick
Straightest : Larry the Lobster (Gigachad)
Based Incel : Squidward
 
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idk never watched spongebob since i no cable tv as a kid
 
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SupremeG said:
Gayest: Spongebob
Straightest: Larry Chad Lobster
Most based: Squidward
Plankton was based too
 
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SupremeG said:
Gayest: Spongebob
Straightest: Larry Chad Lobster
Most based: Squidward
 
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Cowcel said:
Plankton was based too
Plankton is most Incel character.

Most disliked character by me: Sandy and all females.