Whoa. LandWhale at TJ Maxx butt naked in Stall

[Bald Incel]

Cant unsee this. Was at TJ Maxx taking back wrong size khakhi pants. Walking past dressing stalls, suddenly a door flipped open.

apparently a single mom, a butt dumpling pushed it open, and a 350 pound snatch was looking me in the eye.

a shaved beaver, unless she was just too far to grow any fur.

It was red looking, as if engorged, bristly, and covered in a shiny mist. Probably sweaty.

hadnt seen a vagina since a strip club.

Well, since you ask it smelled like mulch. Grass clippings from a lawn mower

 

[crestfallencel]

you just ascended bro

 

[Bald Incel]

you just ascended bro

Can I un ascend?

 

[Angry_runt]

That sounds like peak murica

 

[SlayerSlayer]

that's disgusting. I wonder if that's standard operating procedure for landwhales to go commando

 

[Words2_live_bye]

I have never seen vagina or breasts IRL before at 21
brutal

 

[PPEcel]

This is why I buy most of my shit online, retail is dead

 

[Deleted member 16390]

Just TJMaxxMaxx theory

 

[Deleted member 1983]

 

[pixy.]

America moment

 

[Bald Incel]

Just TJMaxxMaxx theory

Next time il take a shower first

 

[Emba]

Lucky son of a bitch!

 

[zangano1]

 

[thewageslave]

Just TJMaxxMaxx theory

What is TJ?

 

[tehgymcel420]

I have never seen vagina or breasts IRL before at 21
brutal

Same but 25, too high inhib to go to a strip club.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Same but 25, too high inhib to go to a strip club.

same but also too poor

 

[Bald Incel]

Lucky son of a bitch!

I don't feel lucky

 

[Emba]

I don't feel lucky

You're still young.

I still have the memory of a up-short bush flash from a semi- hostile and drunk toothless hillbilly girl at the river one summer many decades ago.