Experiment Who would win in a soccer match, pro foid team or us?

[Deleted member 19457]

Say a team of pro foid players on one team. Not the best in the world, but still professional players who play soccer (football for non-UScels) for a living.

Then we take 11 of the most active and fit members from here. We aren't close to anything resembling professional or even amateur sports players, I know.

BUT then we take our team and we train together for 1 month, under a professional coaching staff. We train all out, 100 percent in, for 1 month straight. We do nothing but live, breathe, and eat soccer for 30 days.

Then we play the foid team.


Who wins? And what is your predicted score?

 

[PotatoTomato]

bro even 10 year old boys could win against "pro" females

 

[Teutonic Knight]

I think you could probably find 11 soccer-cels here who trained soccer at some point. It's very popular in Europe and Latin America.

In this video a group of hobbyists beat a woman's pro team from 2. Bundesliga:

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

Incel chad football vs femoid virgin soccer

 

[TheSecondComing]

Based on what you said to enhance the incel team, us. Even take 11 soccer players here and let them get to learn each other for a week and they would still win

 

[jackwolfskin999]

unironically us

 

[Teutonic Knight]

We should take on some under-17 junior JB team first and play against young stacies before we face old femorloids.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Watch me score a hat trick

 

[zangano1]

We would destroy them, the only problem is our phisical shape and most of us could barely last 15 minutes playing at a good level. But I think we could score at least 10 before running out of stamins, at the start of the second half we can score 5 more and with the substitutions we can probably score 5 more. I think it's an easy 20-0

 

[Blacktarpill]

What do you mean by most active.?

 

[Deleted member 16455]

probably us but not by a long shot

idk how athletic we are. I can only speak for myself

 

[Deleted member 19457]

What do you mean by most active.?

Keeping fit by doing cardio and working out regularly.

 

[LastGerman]

I am good at soccer. I can destroy them all by my one with my bare hands.

 

[Teutonic Knight]

What would the first 11 look like?

The main advantage of the incels would be that we come from so many different countries.

We would have germancels for German discipline, brazilcels for creative joga bonito, balkancels and turkcels can play dirty and rough them up, explosive athletic blackcels, do we have some argentinecel to cheat like Maradona? Maybe some italocel can implement catenaccio defensive tactics.

It would be a very diverse and well-balanced team. We would look like some modern English club where every player is from a different country.

 

[Insomniac]

@PotatoTomato would be a good goalkeeper because of fat belly

No ball would get past him

 

[needsolution]

i guess FC Incels would win easily

 

[Marquis de Sade]

Aye we'd destroy them. The level of womens fitba is absolute shite. Our only problem would be fitness ,because they train as professional athletes and we don't.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Team Incel wins narrowly.

 

[Deleted member 19457]

Team Incel wins narrowly.

Team Incel wins anything by blowout.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Team Incel wins anything by blowout.

Depends on which incels we're talking about. No way the turbo manlet framecels are gonna annihilate the most athletic women. They can still win though.

 

[Dionysus]

we would kick their ass

 

[Deleted member 19236]

We would win if US foid team was not roided

 

[Teutonic Knight]

Depends on which incels we're talking about.

Femdomcels would let the women win.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Femdomcels would let the women win.

Wtf is a femdomcel?

 

[Teutonic Knight]

Wtf is a femdomcel?

@Blacktarpill @Parrtlord

 

[Deleted member 19457]

Wtf is a femdomcel?

 

[Deleted member 4159]

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LOL!

 

[Pigman]

I’m terrible at soccer. Back when I was in PE in high school we played soccer and I always made my team lose. I would always end up kicking the ball out of bounds. Literally no one wanted me to be on their team. I was always last picked

 

[Deleted member 19457]

I’m terrible at soccer. Back when I was in PE in high school we played soccer and I always made my team lose. I would always end up kicking the ball out of bounds. Literally no one wanted me to be on their team. I was always last picked

Brutal

 

[solblue]

The females might be technically skilled, but we will be able to outperform them athletically. We should start off playing long ball to exploit our speed and strength advantage. Anyone here played soccer competitively? I used to play for my hs and still play futsal every now and then. I legit think we could pull this off after how I have seen pro female teams fare against teenagers

 

[Teutonic Knight]

I’m terrible at soccer. Back when I was in PE in high school we played soccer and I always made my team lose. I would always end up kicking the ball out of bounds. Literally no one wanted me to be on their team. I was always last picked

This is when you should have known it was over. Women will never date someone who is the last pick in PE.

Being the last pick also shows lack of popularity. There were some popular guys who were shit in football but got picked before me just because people liked to have them around. If you were good looking you wouldn't be picked last even if you didn't know how to kick the ball.

The females might be technically skilled, but we will be able to outperform them athletically. We should start off playing long ball to exploit our speed and strength advantage. Anyone here played soccer competitively? I used to play for my hs and still play futsal every now and then. I legit think we could pull this off after how I have seen pro female teams fare against teenagers

Not just teenagers but also old balding guys who play as a hobby. The best female club in the world lost to a German village team and some oldcel with grey hair looked like prime Zidane against them:

https://incels.is/threads/reminder-how-bad-womens-soccer-is-compared-to-mens.134865/

 

[Guest2]

Anyone who calls it "soccer" is a loser regardless of the score

 

[Deleted member 19457]

Anyone who calls it "soccer" is a loser regardless of the score

you calling me a loser?

 

[Guest2]

you calling me a loser?

Yes

 

[Deleted member 19457]

Yes

 

[CursedCel]

If that match ever happens im playing im good at football

 

[Mainländer]

One month of training under a professional coach and against a foid team which isn't even one of the best ones?

We win easily, but I don't think it would be 7 x 0 or something like that. Most likely something like 5 x 3 or something.

 

[FinnCel]

Based users here try to win
Cuckcels will try to help the whores win

 

[Hate_my_life]

Lmao I could take on 5 foids no problem.

JFL at the people who think we'd "narrowly" beat them.

 

[jackwolfskin999]

Imagine you're a female footballer and you see a sub8 male charging at you

 

[ovrload]

i will slide tackle every foid

 

[Carotel]

Depends how many people on here actually played football and how fit they are.

I don't think the average guy who doesn't do much sports could win against them, the same as I think no average guy could win against a muscle bodybuilder type of woman.
So hard to say