Claude
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Middle-aged spread lol. I'm fast becoming a landwhale, 14 stone and 5'3The recession is brutal, though perhaps we could get a clearer view if he lost his body fat.![]()
I'm sure fat., balding, 5'3, alcoholic, Perma-NEETbux 39 year olds, are Stacy wet dreams lolClearly a high value male about to reach his prime![]()
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'Tis I my friend![]()
Mogs me
brutal sir. How do you remain so happy even at your ageMiddle-aged spread lol. I'm fast becoming a landwhale, 14 stone and 5'3I got myself a George Foreman grill to try and be healthy, but all I do now is have about 8 grilled sandwiches (always with cheese on top) that would put Las Vegas Elvis Presley to shame, per day
I'm sure fat., balding, 5'3, alcoholic, Perma-NEETbux 39 year olds, are Stacy wet dreams lol
'Tis I my friend
Lol, if true, I'm sorry for you.
Well for me, even just LDARing alone in my flat is happiness for me, considering I was street homeless for 5 and a half years (July 2014-December 2019). I long ago accepted I would never have a relationship or even get sex from a female, I was Blackpilled by a Oneitis in 2005 and ever since then I've found solace in The Blackpill, accepting the things I cannot change and tbh I find alot of humour in The Blackpill (obsevations etc) and that keeps me going alot. Also laughing at Bluepillers, especially when things blow up in their face and they slowly become more and more Blackpilled with every failure they experience (especially the endless examples you can read about online lol) and the mental gymnastics they do every time to try and bend the truth to shape and fit their reality and world outlookbrutal sir. How do you remain so happy even at your age
How the fuck did you live on the streets for 5.5 yearsWell for me, even just LDARing alone in my flat is happiness for me, considering I was street homeless for 5 and a half years (July 2014-December 2019). I long ago accepted I would never have a relationship or even get sex from a female, I was Blackpilled by a Oneitis in 2005 and ever since then I've found solace in The Blackpill, accepting the things I cannot change and tbh I find alot of humour in The Blackpill (obsevations etc) and that keeps me going alot. Also laughing at Bluepillers, especially when things blow up in their face and they slowly become more and more Blackpilled with every failure they experience (especially the endless examples you can read about online lol) and the mental gymnastics they do every time to try and bend the truth to shape and fit their reality and world outlookAlso, I'm an alcoholiccel and have been for 23 years so I cope with that, although I'm trying to cut down. I've gotten really into food the last couple of years too, since I've got off the streets, so I enjoy gorging myself stupid, hence why I'm rapidly becoming a landwhale. I play alot of old video games too, which keep me occupied. Films, tv shows, I watch ALOT of true crime, etc, all that kinda shit. I always look at it like I've got it better than alot of people, even though I'm a fat, ugly, old permavirgin, at least I'm a fat, ugly old, permavirgin in the UK rather than in some 3rd world shithole like Somalia or Afghanistan lol and I have a forever home in my flat to LDAR in until I die and am on Perma-disabiltybux.
That's mainly how I keep going anyway, lol![]()
he didn't have a houseHow the fuck did you live on the streets for 5.5 years
Yeah but like how is he still alivehe didn't have a house
Dedsrs?Mogs me
To the moon and backDedsrs?
How the fuck did you live on the streets for 5.5 years
It was a fucking lesson and a half I can assure you, mainly crackdens and squats is how I got a roof over my head, and the landlord of the local pub used to on and off let me stay upstairs in his junkroom because I spent so much of my disabilitybux in there. Alot of times though it was the park or the market cross, people were actually pretty cool to me throughout though, with giving me clothes food etc. I was lucky, if you can call it that.Yeah but like how is he still alive
incels.is
Cheers BroBig respect to you, older UK bro![]()
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Where the fuck you living now you still in the crackdenIt was a fucking lesson and a half I can assure you, mainly crackdens and squats is how I got a roof over my head, and the landlord of the local pub used to on and off let me stay upstairs in his junkroom because I spent so much of my disabilitybux in there. Alot of times though it was the park or the market cross, people were actually pretty cool to me throughout though, with giving me clothes food etc. I was lucky, if you can call it that.
Here's a thread I made about some survival tips when I was on the street a few years ago:
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Advice on homelessness from a 5 year veteran Homelesscel. Feel free to ask me anything.
I see alot of threads about fellow Celbro's worried about ending up homeless, perhaps I can serve as some sort of beacon of hope having lasted 5 years and slept just about everywhere. It's daunting at first, but if you can adapt quickly you can endure it. As long as you aren't materialistic...incels.is
Hell no, thank fuck lol. I fell seriously ill in December of 2019 and the hospital refused to discharge me unless the council actually gave me somewhere to live, so I got shoved in a rehab for 3 months and then on release got a council flat which is mine for the rest of my life, so happy days. It was a valuable experience but there's no way I would want to or even could do it again.Where the fuck you living now you still in the crackden
BullshitWell for me, even just LDARing alone in my flat is happiness for me, considering I was street homeless for 5 and a half years (July 2014-December 2019). I long ago accepted I would never have a relationship or even get sex from a female, I was Blackpilled by a Oneitis in 2005 and ever since then I've found solace in The Blackpill, accepting the things I cannot change and tbh I find alot of humour in The Blackpill (obsevations etc) and that keeps me going alot. Also laughing at Bluepillers, especially when things blow up in their face and they slowly become more and more Blackpilled with every failure they experience (especially the endless examples you can read about online lol) and the mental gymnastics they do every time to try and bend the truth to shape and fit their reality and world outlookAlso, I'm an alcoholiccel and have been for 23 years so I cope with that, although I'm trying to cut down. I've gotten really into food the last couple of years too, since I've got off the streets, so I enjoy gorging myself stupid, hence why I'm rapidly becoming a landwhale. I play alot of old video games too, which keep me occupied. Films, tv shows, I watch ALOT of true crime, etc, all that kinda shit. I always look at it like I've got it better than alot of people, even though I'm a fat, ugly, old permavirgin, at least I'm a fat, ugly old, permavirgin in the UK rather than in some 3rd world shithole like Somalia or Afghanistan lol and I have a forever home in my flat to LDAR in until I die and am on Perma-disabiltybux.
That's mainly how I keep going anyway, lol![]()
Whatever.Bullshit
Yep, I thought I was actually 5'4 for most of my adult life but I was in hospital in July, and they measured and turns out I was wrong this whole time lol. As if shit couldn't get any worse.
Have you tried mewing?Whatever.
Yep, I thought I was actually 5'4 for most of my adult life but I was in hospital in July, and they measured and turns out I was wrong this whole time lol. As if shit couldn't get any worse.
No, probably too late for mewing at my age/stage. You really wanna be doing as young as possible tbh.Have you tried mewing?





