Discussion Who was the last person to send you a text message?

[Deleted member 26922]

Who was the last normie/incel friend to send you a message on any platform

i don't mean close relatives, i'm talking about friends

When was your last text, fakecel if you get more than 10 unsolicited messages a day lol

 

[Ecstasy]

My dad who is on holiday and asked me if everything is alright

"yes"

 

[Deleted member 26922]

My dad who is on holiday and asked me if everything is alright

"yes"

JFL even when your dad lifemogs you, to be fair they weren't exposed to as much estrogen and fluoride as we are while growing up

 

[ReturnOfSaddam]

Technically it was my mum, although this was actually me using her phone to remind myself to do something (my own phone's battery had died)

Next it was my wageslave boss with a standard "where are you?" message despite us being in the middle of a global pandemic and it making absolutely no fucking difference whether I'm in the office or working from home (in fact, working from home is much more effective).

And next was a network message.

Isn't life as an incel great?

 

[Deleted member 7448]

I don't think anybody has ever texted me other than my mom or dad. Actually, there may have been a dude in 3rd grade, and another one in university once, but I avoided answering cause I'm an avoidant person and I get super anxious when people try to contact me.

 

[ReturnOfSaddam]

JFL even when your dad lifemogs you, to be fair they weren't exposed to as much estrogen and fluoride as we are while growing up

Yeah I think the vast majority of incels get mogged by their dads, just on the basis that their dad was able to get laid.

 

[TheBasedCel]

My friend

 

[Deleted member 21768]

How the fucking shit would I know? I don't know, I guess it was my friend back in 2005 to let me know he was coming over to play games?
I don't have that phone anymore.
Well I do, but it's dead and I can't charge it to check the phone messages on it anymore.

 

[Deleted member 24256]

My dad asking me to call him

 

[happiless]

My dad

 

[ChinaCurry]

Lol, actually my one itis about 30 seconds ago, pure suifuel

 

[Deleted member 21219]

Noone

 

[Deleted member 22572]

Your mum

 

[Deleted member 26922]

Lol, actually my one itis about 30 seconds ago, pure suifuel

Stop orbiting already, you'll just hate yourself afterwards for it brocel

My former oneitis' orbiter asked if i wanted to orbit her (i.e. if i want her number) ofcourse i said no

 

[radishman]

Other than spam from companies I have accounts with, only my parents text me.

Dad likes to shame me into calling my Mom because he's too proud to say he misses his kid.

 

[Deleted member 26922]

Other than spam from companies I have accounts with, only my parents text me.

Dad likes to shame me into calling my Mom because he's too proud to say he misses his kid.

What?

 

[radishman]

What?

Which part confuses you?

I get texts from my phone carrier or fast food restaurants that I use the app for.

Parents are still married so if I call my Mom she'll eventually pass the phone to Dad.

 

[Deleted member 26922]

Which part confuses you?

I get texts from my phone carrier or fast food restaurants that I use the app for.

Parents are still married so if I call my Mom she'll eventually pass the phone to Dad.

Got it brocel

 

[crestfallencel]

cell service provider thanking me for paying the bill

before that, the bernie sanders campaign asking for money

 

[Deleted member 26922]

Your mum

HEY! Let's get off moms....i just got off yours

 

[LeFrenchCel]

My grandmother

 

[real truecel]

Lol, actually my one itis about 30 seconds ago, pure suifuel

 

[Cyrrow]

Oneitis from highschool, I found her on Tinder one day so I messaged her.
Left on read 11 months ago.

 

[Deleted member 26922]

Yeah I think the vast majority of incels get mogged by their dads, just on the basis that their dad was able to get laid.

High iq

Oneitis from highschool, I found her on Tinder one day so I messaged her.
Left on read 11 months ago.

Leave her on read forever by deleting the chat, in case you get urges of loneliness

 

[Cyrrow]

Leave her on read forever by deleting the chat, in case you get urges of loneliness

I don't even open the app(Snapchat) because the only reason I got it was to talk to her.

 

[Deleted member 26922]

I don't even open the app(Snapchat) because the only reason I got it was to talk to her.

Brootal

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

cell service provider thanking me for paying the bill

before that, the bernie sanders campaign asking for money

 

[Deleted member 20413]

amazon delivery cel

 

[Ellsworth]

Ethnic friend sent me a message on messenger last night.

 

[Deleted member 24125]

my dad

 

[ChinaCurry]

Stop orbiting already, you'll just hate yourself afterwards for it brocel

My former oneitis' orbiter asked if i wanted to orbit her (i.e. if i want her number) ofcourse i said no

Wtf would you wanna orbit her if he is already orbiting her?
I'm sort of still texting her out of some masochistic shit to try and find out which chad she is fucking and how much better he is than my low value ass, just kek nothing better to do

 

[l33tbl0k3]

uhh my bank, telling me I have $5.61 in my bank account

 

[Deleted member 26922]

uhh my bank, telling me I have $5.61 in my bank account

Nice, but never mention your bank balance to a foid, unless you're chad ofcourse or it exceeds a good amount

 

[l33tbl0k3]

Nice, but never mention your bank balance to a foid, unless you're chad ofcourse or it exceeds a good amount

it's okay, I don't think any foid will ever talk to me...ever

 

[Deleted member 26922]

it's okay, I don't think any foid will ever talk to me...ever

It's over bankaccountcel

 

[l33tbl0k3]

It's over bankaccountcel

 

[Deleted member 26922]

Let's ping pong in my other thread, come there

 

[UglyBongola]

Some scammer thats been sending me shitty links for like half a year pretending to be my bank, phone company and Amazon.

 

[Nicotine]

Lol, actually my one itis about 30 seconds ago, pure suifuel