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Who was the funniest jeet larping as another race

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I'll never forget @Third Eye :lul: :lul:

Lmafsooo

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@comradespiderman29
 
@anandkoala was actually blue eyed blond aryan in mumbai for vacation
 
@anandkoala was actually blue eyed blond aryan in mumbai for vacation
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit
Big, big, big money, he was gettin' some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real
One in my purse, 'cause I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had 'em pushing daffodils
I'm fly as hell, I got 'em thirsty, track and field
I'm on some dumb sh-
By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and check him in my automobile
Let him - with his grills, he keep tellin' me to chill
He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
He say don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag', and I hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt
This-This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
It's bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's
Real country Anaconda, let me play with his rifle
P-P-Put his butt to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang, bang, bang
I let him hit it 'cause he hang, hang, hang
All in his- like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain
I'm on some dumb sh-
By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and check him in my automobile
Let him - with his grills, he keep tellin' me to chill
He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
He say don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag', and I hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
(Oh my God, look at her butt)
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Don't, my anaconda don't
Don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt
Yeah, he love this fat a-, hahaha!
Yeah, this one is for my b- with a fat a- in the f- club
I said, where my fat a- big b- in the club?
F- the skinny b-, f- the skinny b- in the club
I wanna see all the big fat a- b- in the m- club
F- you if you skinny b-, what? Kyuh
Haha, haha, rrrrrrr
Yeah, I got a big fat-
Come on
Hey
Hey
Hey
 
@comradespiderman29
 
Since no one’s brought him up yet, I’ll say @Confessor, or, as I like to call him, @Cuckfessor. An alleged fakecel who not only LARPed his inceldom status but also made 5 different accounts LARPing as a total of 5 different demographics in 6 different locations. All with differing personalities and views. In total:

  1. @CrippledByLonelines - Claimed Nepalese living in Delhi. Alternated between spouting curry nationalist and pseudo-WN viewpoints.
  2. @Quintus Maximus - Claimed Bangladeshi Hindu. Alternated between spouting curry nationalist and self-hating views.
  3. @Confessor - Claimed Bengali in West Bengal (IP indicates this is likely his true identity). Would be a pseudo-WN one day, a Pan-Eurasianist the next, a curry nationalist the next, God knows what the next…
  4. @AlchemistOfDreams - Claimed Iranian living in Australia. Pretended to be a Muslim.
  5. @Xenomorph - Claimed white man in Canada. Spoke like a WN and white supremacist.
He admitted to analkonda that he was mainly here to troll and ragebait users. Also, here were his last words before @Uggo Mongo nuked him – posted in my comradespiderman expose thread:
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Since no one’s brought him up yet, I’ll say @Confessor, or, as I like to call him, @Cuckfessor. An alleged fakecel who not only LARPed his inceldom status but also made 5 different accounts LARPing as a total of 5 different demographics in 6 different locations. All with differing personalities and views. In total:

  1. @CrippledByLonelines - Claimed Nepalese living in Delhi. Alternated between spouting curry nationalist and pseudo-WN viewpoints.
  2. @Quintus Maximus - Claimed Bangladeshi Hindu. Alternated between spouting curry nationalist and self-hating views.
  3. @Confessor - Claimed Bengali in West Bengal (IP indicates this is likely his true identity). Would be a pseudo-WN one day, a Pan-Eurasianist the next, a curry nationalist the next, God knows what the next…
  4. @AlchemistOfDreams - Claimed Iranian living in Australia. Pretended to be a Muslim.
  5. @Xenomorph - Claimed white man in Canada. Spoke like a WN and white supremacist.
He admitted to analkonda that he was mainly here to troll and ragebait users. Also, here were his last words before @Uggo Mongo nuked him – posted in my comradespiderman expose thread:
View attachment 1392910
>Jeet
>Fakecel

Pick one
 
>Jeet
>Fakecel

Pick one
He lives in curryland, admitted to getting positive attention from females and hanging out with them, and claimed he looked like a curry version of the face-model for Leon in the RE4 remake (but that it didn’t matter cause “curry foids only want Gigachadpreet, saar!!”:soy:). He also literally admitted his ascension on his first account, which is why he was banned.

His extreme mental illness to LARP as every demographic under the Sun does mean nearly anything he said could and should be called into question though. So I don’t blame you if you think he was truecel and LARPing
 
He lives in curryland, admitted to getting positive attention from females and hanging out with them, and claimed he looked like a curry version of the face-model for Leon in the RE4 remake (but that it didn’t matter cause “curry foids only want Gigachadpreet, saar!!”:soy:). He also literally admitted his ascension on his first account, which is why he was banned.
Siberians are the most truecel race but also the most powERful race
 
@KILLEVERYLASTCURRY do you think I'm a curry larping as Siberian
 
Or a Chinese larping as Siberian
 
@light I'm Syberian
 
Good mornings, saar

We greet the pretty white lady ask to see bobs and vageen
Show your bobs and vageen to me
I'll take you to streets so unclean

We won't poo in the loo
We're gonna shit in the street
Cuz we're all filthy pajeets
 

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