Playtard1
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I have a funny personality duo I like to do:
Davey boy and his mom and dad. Davey boy has a mom who he is very fond of and as a part of the family he shits in his mom mouth. His mom also likes to hear what Davey boy had to eat that day - the meat and potatos of the joke. Daveys dad like to shit in Daveys mouth, so it always just winds up being this family scat fest of "who can eat the grosses shit to shit out" Ie: 1 pound of cabbage, 2 jars of horse raddish, 4 prime rib steaks with 2 cups of cranberry sause. 5 liters of milk and 8 chocolate bars. Family favourites are unchewed items such as; corn, nuts, berries etc.
The voices are key to the comedy...
Davey boy is this real gung-ho uppercrust white boy - "Yes, mama. Yes, papa. Allllrrriiigghhhttttt" - type deal.
Mom is this drunken, squacking bitch who demands Davey boy shit in her mouth, when he does, he gets attention.
Dad is an abusive fuck who will punish Davey boy for refering to him as "dad" instead of "papa".
He will often tell Davey boy what he had for lunch, instead of Davey boy asking him. "I gotta big ol' shit for ya today Davey Boy, daddies gonna tell ya what he had for lunch... now come here and let daddy shit in your mouth a little bit"
Thoughts?
Davey boy and his mom and dad. Davey boy has a mom who he is very fond of and as a part of the family he shits in his mom mouth. His mom also likes to hear what Davey boy had to eat that day - the meat and potatos of the joke. Daveys dad like to shit in Daveys mouth, so it always just winds up being this family scat fest of "who can eat the grosses shit to shit out" Ie: 1 pound of cabbage, 2 jars of horse raddish, 4 prime rib steaks with 2 cups of cranberry sause. 5 liters of milk and 8 chocolate bars. Family favourites are unchewed items such as; corn, nuts, berries etc.
The voices are key to the comedy...
Davey boy is this real gung-ho uppercrust white boy - "Yes, mama. Yes, papa. Allllrrriiigghhhttttt" - type deal.
Mom is this drunken, squacking bitch who demands Davey boy shit in her mouth, when he does, he gets attention.
Dad is an abusive fuck who will punish Davey boy for refering to him as "dad" instead of "papa".
He will often tell Davey boy what he had for lunch, instead of Davey boy asking him. "I gotta big ol' shit for ya today Davey Boy, daddies gonna tell ya what he had for lunch... now come here and let daddy shit in your mouth a little bit"
Thoughts?
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