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Serious Who is the truest truecel here? (No LARPing allowed)

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Ex: Are there any 30+ year old autistic currycel balding deformed burn victim manlets that are KHHVs?
 
Some poor lurker I'm betting who's too scared to even make an account.
 
I think I am because I have never received any IOI's whatsoever, nor have I ever talked to a girl my age face to face irl, ever. Actually, they have never even glanced at me before. I don't know wtf is going on tbh

I think this qualifies me, because even the ugliest here must have had some sort of contact with women, unlike a literal faggot who never has talked to a girl or even looked at by a girl. Like I said in an earlier thread I must be one of the only people on planet earth who are like this.
 
I think I am because I have never received any IOI's whatsoever, nor have I ever talked to a girl my age face to face irl, ever. Actually, they have never even glanced at me before. I don't know wtf is going on tbh

I think this qualifies me, because even the ugliest here must have had some sort of contact with women, unlike a literal faggot who never has talked to a girl or even looked at by a girl. Like I said in an earlier thread I must be one of the only people on planet earth who are like this.
Are girls suppose to materialize in your basement?
 
I think I am because I have never received any IOI's whatsoever, nor have I ever talked to a girl my age face to face irl, ever. Actually, they have never even glanced at me before. I don't know wtf is going on tbh

I think this qualifies me, because even the ugliest here must have had some sort of contact with women, unlike a literal faggot who never has talked to a girl or even looked at by a girl. Like I said in an earlier thread I must be one of the only people on planet earth who are like this.

You're young and GL and white. The truest truecel would have to be old, ugly, bald, fat, and curry or rice on top of your qualifications.
 
I am a chad incel because I made out with a girl once. 25 and virgin but I am Fucking CHAD of the room bro
 
You said you have never spoken to a female,how is that possible?

Not sure, that's why it's strange. I mean I talked to my mom, said "thanks" to female cashiers and such, but other than that, no.
 
Probably that 43 year old incel that posts here.
 
Probably me. My dick has never crossed the plane of a pussy.
 
Probably me. My dick has never crossed the plane of a pussy.

Yeah the same applies to probably 80% of the posters here (excluding the fakecels.)

What are your qualifications besides that?
 
Probably me. My dick has never crossed the plane of a pussy.

I just spent a solid 2 minutes laughing, that's like the bare minimum qualification to being an incel, that doesn't make you a TRUEcel
 
it's actually me but I have no intention of writing an essay
 
Im probably up there. Im a 30 year old kissless virgin, non-autistic, very confident irl and get on with everybody i meet. Ive approached around 300 women between the ages of 17-24 and never been given a real number. Ive also tried numerous dating apps and never get a match or messages.
 
I am a chad incel because I made out with a girl once. 25 and virgin but I am Fucking CHAD of the room bro
If you got a girl to make out with you once but can't do it again, you're probably a mentalcel.
 
Im probably up there. Im a 30 year old kissless virgin, non-autistic, very confident irl and get on with everybody i meet. Ive approached around 300 women between the ages of 17-24 and never been given a real number. Ive also tried numerous dating apps and never get a match or messages.
I applaud your bravery ive never had to courage to approach even 1
 
To answer op's question AdvancedAtheist is a 59 year old virgin. Truecel
 

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