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Who here plays chess?

foidslayer4ever

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Anyone down to play a quick game?
 
Holy ignore pill
 
Fuck chess, I tried to play it for years and never improved.
 
Im like 700 elo
 
Im down for a match (i fucking suck and lost to a nigga from somalia who hadn’t played a game of chess in his life before)
 
if theres some rep system in the chess game im in the -0
 
Im too retarded for chess
 
I'm not brown
 
Good stuff! I peaked at 1500 rapid elo at chess.com. Doesn't it make you like a 1900 chess.com elo?
Oh, nice. I mainly play bullet, and I'm around high 1800s to lower 1900s. On really good months, I'm mid 1900s. My blitz and rapid elo are on the lower end of the spectrum, they're usually around 1700 with my blitz being a bit higher than my rapid, but when I used to play more OTB games, my blitz was 1970.
 
I use to played it with my grandfather before he die, he was one of the only ones that understand me when a was a teen
 
I'm too low IQ for chess.
 
my merm was a local chess champion in her youth, she tried teaching me it but i'm an autistic retard so i can't play it
 
I’m 750 elo. Peaked at 900
 
I chess mog you, I'm like 930 blitz, basically am incel magnus carlsen
II dont play chess anymore but i used to, and I would just spam this one trikc where u move a pawn 2 spaces into the centre as white, hope the enemy moves the pawn too, move the queen out, baiting their pawn, then go into the centre and threaten rook and king lol
that was the extent of my chess ability.
But its a good noobstomp tech
 
II dont play chess anymore but i used to, and I would just spam this one trikc where u move a pawn 2 spaces into the centre as white, hope the enemy moves the pawn too, move the queen out, baiting their pawn, then go into the centre and threaten rook and king lol
that was the extent of my chess ability.
But its a good noobstomp tech
try fried liver, its also pretty much free elo til 700 id say
 
No my IQ and attention span is too fried for chess now
i like button mashing in tekken now
i think anything lower than 700-800 doesnt really require much attention
 
Nah it looks boring and stressful at the same time
 
II dont play chess anymore but i used to, and I would just spam this one trikc where u move a pawn 2 spaces into the centre as white, hope the enemy moves the pawn too, move the queen out, baiting their pawn, then go into the centre and threaten rook and king lol
that was the extent of my chess ability.
But its a good noobstomp tech
Scholar's mate
 
since when? im pretty sure 800 is the average
Below 1000 Elo is where players make many blunders, overlook tactics, and know only basic opening theory. While it is around average compared to the statistics of the player base on the main site of chess.com, it is still generally considered below average by players.
 
I play and I lose
 
since when? im pretty sure 800 is the average
It is average, but by professional players it's considered noob.

I think it's okay, I mean it's a game after all. As long as you enjoy who cares.
 
It is average, but by professional players it's considered noob.

I think it's okay, I mean it's a game after all. As long as you enjoy who cares.
yea 1200 is i think the average ''actual'' player, 800 is more of a i play once a week and dont really know openings player
 
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I just made an acc if anyone wants to play
 
I don't play chess, I play checkers
 

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