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Who here is actually a kissless touchless virgin?

Crustaciouse

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Never kissed, never touched a girl sexually, never had sex.
 
RE: Who here is actually a kissless touchless virgin.

I've never kissed a girl romantically. My lips touched 4 women. At age under 6, 13, and twice at 18. I held hands for a while with a girl I loved at age of 14 and that was the best feeling I remember.
 
Me.


Akarin said:
My lips touched 4 women. I held hands for a while with a girl I loved at age of 14
REEEEEE
 
Me.
23 years old.
Mentalcel.
I have never touched a girl. Girls have touched me sexually, I freaked out and the rest is history.
 
VincentVanCope said:
I have never touched a girl. Girls have touched me sexually, I freaked out and the rest is history.

Are you my long lost brother?
 
Minjaze said:
Me.


REEEEEE



I've never kissed her. Nor be with her. She had a boyfriend at this time and he broke up with her because of me. I made probably the most stupid decision in my life and told him that we're just friends and he should not consider me a danger. After not more than 3 months I was so salty that I started to insult her and that was the end of this love story. 2 years forward she tried to contact with me again after SHE broke up with him but I was in love with another girl who obviously rejected me.
 
How can you possibly have never touched a girl? Kissing and holding hands is intimate buts it fucking impossible to not have touched one past the age of 7.
 
NegroKing said:
How can you possibly have never touched a girl? Kissing and holding hands is intimate buts it fucking impossible to not have touched one past the age of 7.

I specifically wrote " touched sexually".
 
I got a shitty sidehug In middle school
 
I mean I kissed one ugly chick for like 2 seconds when I was around 15 years old, and got head once from a desperate girl that lived with me for years (she literally would've did it to any of you). Haven't touched, hugged, or kissed a woman in over 8 years. I'm as truecel as they come.
 
I can’t imagine what it’s like to hold hands with a girl, or hug one. I can’t even fathom ever kissing one.
 
QuantumDummy said:
I mean I kissed one ugly chick for like 2 seconds when I was around 15 years old, and got head once from a desperate girl that lived with me for years (she literally would've did it to any of you). Haven't touched, hugged, or kissed a woman in over 8 years. I'm as truecel as they come.

Better get ready for the incoming FAKECEL accusations brah.
 
What do you mean by touched sexually? As in she puts her hand on your penis or touches your fictitiously?
 
QuantumDummy said:
I mean I kissed one ugly chick for like 2 seconds when I was around 15 years old, and got head once from a desperate girl that lived with me for years (she literally would've did it to any of you). Haven't touched, hugged, or kissed a woman in over 8 years. I'm as truecel as they come.
Wtf you have been kissed and gotten a blow job, you are more successful then most people on here.


CopingGymcel said:
What do you mean by touched sexually? As in she touches your penis or she puts her hand or her penis or touches your fictitiously?

I mean if you have ever grabbed a girls ass, touched her boobs, and other such things.
 
QuantumDummy said:
I mean I kissed one ugly chick for like 2 seconds when I was around 15 years old, and got head once from a desperate girl that lived with me for years (she literally would've did it to any of you). Haven't touched, hugged, or kissed a woman in over 8 years. I'm as truecel as they come.

SLAYER.
 
QuantumDummy said:
I mean I kissed one ugly chick for like 2 seconds when I was around 15 years old, and got head once from a desperate girl that lived with me for years (she literally would've did it to any of you). Haven't touched, hugged, or kissed a woman in over 8 years. I'm as truecel as they come.

you're trolling, right?
 
Crustaciouse said:
I mean if you have ever grabbed a girls ass, touched her boobs, and other such things.

I'm way too high inhib for that. Could have done it at some point if I wasn't such a pussy.
 
CopingGymcel said:

I just wanna be honest, just like I am in real life. Those instances were right place, right time. A woman hasn't talked to me for over 8 years (actually they never have, what am I saying). They gravitate away from me and act completely disinterested when forced to talk to me.
 
QuantumDummy said:
I just wanna be honest, just like I am in real life. Those instances were right place, right time. A woman hasn't talked to me for over 8 years (actually they never have, what am I saying). They gravitate away from me and act completely disinterested when forced to talk to me.

I'm not being serious. That little experience is pretty pathetic at your age (I assume you are an oldcel). You're more than welcome here as a fellow incel.
 
fukmylyf said:
you're trolling, right?

You have absolutely no clue what I live through every day of my fucking life.. I mean you really don't have a clue. Women do not like me. I've never been friends with them, have been disliked by them without saying a word, they show no interest when forced to talk to me, never initiated conversation with me.. I'm unattractive and have mental issues on top of it. Still a virgin at 23 years old and don't see any hope.
 
QuantumDummy said:
You have absolutely no clue what I live through every day of my fucking life.. I mean you really don't have a clue. Women do not like me. I've never been friends with them, have been disliked by them without saying a word, they show no interest when forced to talk to me, never initiated conversation with me.. I'm unattractive and have mental issues on top of it. Still a virgin at 23 years old and don't see any hope.

can relate 100%

Me: completely kissless, touchless, virgin.  Never touched a girl past the age of 13 in any way, shape or form. And pre puberty, never touched a girl in a romantic way, just like holding hands while on a field trip, when being paired up into pairs, or being tickled... but this is literally just children playing... this was before the stage of sexual maturity.
After puberty zero physical contact of any kind, romantic or nonromantic.
I'm 27 atm.
 
CopingGymcel said:
I'm not being serious. That little experience is pretty pathetic at your age (I assume you are an oldcel). You're more than welcome here as a fellow incel.

Yea, I know you're not. Just wanted to set things straight. I'm 23, so yea, definitely incel.
 
One year from wizardry(29) and not even gotten a Valentine's day card.
 
Darthmat said:
One year from wizardry(29) and not even gotten a Valentine's day card.

I'll send you one.
 
QuantumDummy said:
You have absolutely no clue what I live through every day of my fucking life.. I mean you really don't have a clue. Women do not like me. I've never been friends with them, have been disliked by them without saying a word, they show no interest when forced to talk to me, never initiated conversation with me.. I'm unattractive and have mental issues on top of it. Still a virgin at 23 years old and don't see any hope.

>age 23
>got a blowjob at 15
>claims to be a virgin and "as truecel as they come"

lol, seems legit.
 
Tempus Edax Rerum said:
can relate 100%

Me: completely kissless, touchless, virgin.  Never touched a girl past the age of 13 in any way, shape or form. And pre puberty, never touched a girl in a romantic way, just like holding hands while on a field trip, when being paired up into pairs, or being tickled... but this is literally just children playing... this was before the stage of sexual maturity.
After puberty zero physical contact of any kind, romantic or nonromantic.
I'm 27 atm.

I just imagine I could've been anyone else. Plenty of normal people out there, dudes who get multiple women for no other reason other than their looks, yet I'm living in this situation. Life is only perspective, why the fuck do I have this one? It truly is a fuckin' mystery.


fukmylyf said:
>age 23
>got a blowjob at 15
>claims to be a virgin and "as truecel as they come"

seems legit.

I guess I can't say truecel as a whole, but for the past 8 years and every year before that one bj, 100% a truecel. I also have the mindset to go with it. Do you think I even remember what that 15 or 20 second bj felt like? It might as well have never happened, and actually doesn't even register as an experience I ever had.
 
QuantumDummy said:
I just imagine I could've been anyone else. Plenty of normal people out there, dudes who get multiple women for no other reason other than their looks, yet I'm living in this situation. Life is only perspective, why the fuck do I have this one? It truly is a fuckin' mystery.



I guess I can't say truecel as a whole, but for the past 8 years and every year before that one bj, 100% a truecel. I also have the mindset to go with it. Do you think I even remember what that 15 or 20 second bj felt like? It might as well have never happened, and actually doesn't even register as an experience I ever had.



I feel you. I just think your comment was a reach.
 
How the fuck have some of you assholes gotten kisses and blowjobs and sex from girls before!?
 
I'm not a KV, but that's just because of pure luck. I've been rejected 100's of times, some of them brutally, treated like shit by women everywhere I go, excluded by women and social circles because of how I look, and was bullied in middle and HS.
 
I've touched a girl by luck or bumped into a few by accident but other than that ive never done that

my future doesn't look great
 
Played kiss catch @6/7 I seem to recall. Accidentally brushed against a junior Doctor's breasts one time when she was leaning over me. Didn't say anything, nor did she. A minute or two of silence ensued, before she left.
 
I have never even come close
 
I have kissed a girl and touched tits/got hugged.
 
VincentVanCope said:
Me.
23 years old.
Mentalcel.
I have never touched a girl. Girls have touched me sexually, I freaked out and the rest is history.

VINCENT VAN COPE --- BRILLIANT 
 
Me, touchless virgin a truecel.
 
Never kissed
Virgin
I only hugged a few girls( I was drunk) Some of them hugged me ,just to be polite)
 
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  • When I was 13 this girl that was interested in my friend let me hug her for a minute with my hands around her lower back.
  • A hug from my friends girlfriend when I left a party, very rarely.
  • I once kissed (peck on the lips) a guy really quickly in a club during a gay-chicken kind of scenario.
  • Did some goofy dances with some female friends of my house mates in university at a club, there's a photo of me hugging one, but I was too drunk to know and I think people were watching so it was a bit of a goof. "haha, she's dancing with wizard" kind of thing.
  • During a very drunken student night my chad house mates encouraged a scenario where I touched a boob, but I can't remember what it even felt like since I was so drunk. It was almost a decade ago too. It was a girl who had given me a backhanded compliment "You are actually kind of funny, for, you know, you" since it was a big group conversation around a table, I think she groped my chest and my house mates encouraged me to grope her back. She didn't actually talk to me so it was a public theatre of drunken debauchery.

That's everything.
No romantic hugs. No kisses. No hand holding. Nothing sexual. No female friends. Don't think a girl has even started a conversation first on facebook apart from when I lived with my friends girlfriend. Never had any private discussions in person, phone, or internet with any of the women mentioned in the above activities or at all really apart from friends girlfriend.

To put it in perspective : I pretty regularly went clubbing, I've gone to parties, I went to hobby clubs, I did some politics stuff, I lived on campus at university, I lived with females for a year in a big student house ( only 1 of them talked to me ), I lived with men in student houses. I made some male friends because I could be pretty funny but a lot of people just decided they didn't like me; but nothing with women at all. Also have plenty of negative experiences, including a club bouncer calling me ugly and women laughing in my face; these are not moments in a sea of neutrality.

Whatever is wrong with me : be it ugliness, suicidal depression, social retardation, undiagnosed autism, social guarded-ness, some schizotypical lack of facial expression - it runs deep and I haven't been able to fix it or identify it. I think I put in more than enough effort before it broke me.
 
- Escortcelled until age 23.
- Fucked 2 non-pros from 23-25 in South-East Asia.
- Fuck 1 more non-pro on a holiday to Thailand.
- Fucked 1 international student (Chinese) while studying for my MA.

Really though none of this counts since I've never actually got laid with a western chick in my home country. It's all being a case of go to South-East Asia where being white moves you 5 points up the looks scale. I got nothing until 23 except escorts, and I'll get nothing now that I'm back in my home country forever.

White girls remain an unobtainable goal and I can't go back to the place I actually used to get laid. I'm also fucked emotionally because of never experiencing teen or college age love. It's over for me, I've not done anything with a girl for ages now. And never will again except annual whore tours to Thailand, and as we know hookers have never counted.
 
unreal how fucked this place is, now i feel even more down

how many of u are so retarded here to sit on this forum while having sexual experiences or even bein chased by women LOL but rejectin them

what the fuck is this shit

24 no kisses, no hands touchig, just few hugs
 
dr-problematic said:
unreal how fucked this place is, now i feel even more down

how many of u are so retarded here to sit on this forum while having sexual experiences or even bein chased by women LOL but rejectin them

what the fuck is this shit

24 no kisses, no hands touchig, just few hugs


man fuck this site tbh. Should be called fakecels.me
 
Theres a lot more fakecels than I thought
 
Fingerd a femoid at the womens bathroom cuddled a bit, kissed her in her neck. Back in highschool but i said something shit about her looks to a other girl. And you know girls they talk too much.
The other day she hated me so much she didnt want to do anythi g with me.
I was 17/18.
That was the only moment in my life i had some sexsual acitvity going on.

But im stil a virgin and im 20 years old fuck this shit man. Since then i didnt talked to any girl

Ohh and i did touch a others girl vagina when i was 9 or so but we were just playing
 
27 no friends, never had a girlfriend so no kiss touch or sex. Im a bit below average looking and could probably looksmax to low normie tier if i had the energy. My problem is that im kind of a mentalcel. I don't know how to speak and relate to other people i encounter, i don't care about most normie mainstream shit. Even if i manage to talk, other people make it very clear that they don't like me and end the conversation very fast. I just can't connect to people in general.
 
Not counting escorts i got a few hugs in highschool and in uni my pen was about to roll off the table and i accidentally grabbed a tit of the girl next to me when i tried to get it
 
grayjedi90 said:
27 no friends, never had a girlfriend so no kiss touch or sex. Im a bit below average looking and could probably looksmax to low normie tier if i had the energy. My problem is that im kind of a mentalcel. I don't know how to speak and relate to other people i encounter, i don't care about most normie mainstream shit. Even if i manage to talk, other people make it very clear that they don't like me and end the conversation very fast. I just can't connect to people in general.

at least somebody here is real with same shit life because of genetics and destiny
 

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