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cem garipoglu

cem garipoglu

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I don’t use my hands while masturbating I hump my bed after watching porn because it feels so good. Thoughts on this @Mentally lost cel
 
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Lol retard is not rubbing his dick against a pillow
 
No i make a hole in teddy bear n start fucking it
 
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Im joking ofc
Fool. For, in your words of half truth, you have already betrayed your intentions. "Bear" is a term used by gays to communicate about a hairy man. Clearly, then, you are having sex with a hairy man by cutting holes in him.

Prepare to be destroyed.
 
I don’t use my hands while masturbating I hump my bed after watching porn because it feels so good. Thoughts on this @Mentally lost cel
I do a similar method. I can't really use my hands because they are too familiar to me and thus I can really only get like halfway hard and nothing else. I don't think using my hands has ever worked fully, not even once.
So instead, like you, I will just hump something and that almost always works, and I've been doing it that way for years. Usually it has to be somewhat firm though so I can really feel it, so I use carpets on the floor, so I can get a firm surface but also a soft covering.
Besides I think it feels more natural to hump something anwyays.
 
@General Alek
 
Don't do this brocel it's not good for your dick

Not that masturbation with hands is great or anything but bed/pillow humping is the worst
 
Don't do this brocel it's not good for your dick

Not that masturbation with hands is great or anything but bed/pillow humping is the worst
I tried with my hands but it’s painful and if I do it too fast I might hurt my dick thwts
Why I resort to the other option
 
I do a similar method. I can't really use my hands because they are too familiar to me and thus I can really only get like halfway hard and nothing else. I don't think using my hands has ever worked fully, not even once.
So instead, like you, I will just hump something and that almost always works, and I've been doing it that way for years. Usually it has to be somewhat firm though so I can really feel it, so I use carpets on the floor, so I can get a firm surface but also a soft covering.
Besides I think it feels more natural to hump something anwyays.
Well if I did it on the floor then I will Hurt my dock so it’s best
To do it on ur bed
 
I tried with my hands but it’s painful and if I do it too fast I might hurt my dick thwts
Why I resort to the other option
You're turkish right? If yes then the problem's because you're circumcised
the foreskin helps you masturbate but we need lube to do it properly since our genitals are mutilated :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope:
 
You're turkish right? If yes then the problem's because you're circumcised
the foreskin helps you masturbate but we need lube to do it properly since our genitals are mutilated :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope:
I am not Turkish but I am Muslim and I think I have been circumcised
 
My bed is a loose whore!
 
I dont do it for cumming but only when I am so horny
 
I coom in the shower every morning before work, and that's it, porn stopped being entertaining or exciting many years ago
 

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