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Who here actually has a good job?

Uglychad

Uglychad

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Anyone? 

Or are you ALL neet? 

I wont doxx u much if you tell me what you do, maybe just a little  :relief:
 
Overnight security guard. Its as good a job as ill get as an incel. Pretty chill and easy as fuck.
 
/pol/cel said:
Overnight security guard. Its as good a job as ill get as an incel. Pretty chill and easy as fuck.
Is it dangerous? Are there frequent incidents?
 
Jockcel said:
Is it dangerous? Are there frequent incidents?

Naaa. But thats because I work in a condo thats in a peaceful, suburban area. You get loiterers and shit but thats really it. I reccomend it as a job to incels who need money.
 
No job is the best job, which is what I have.

Or don't have.
 
No one here has a goodjob. Incels can’t get good jobs.
 
rippedrichandincel? always filled he was a liar only there for validation


felt*
 
/pol/cel said:
Overnight security guard. Its as good a job as ill get as an incel. Pretty chill and easy as fuck.

I used to work night shifts as a security guard. If I become a wage slave again, I’ll do this again for sure.
 
Weed said:
how do I get a job?

It’s easy to get a wage slave job. Fast food chains and retail stores are always hiring.
 
I'm the founder and CEO of.... wait what? Only in my dreams.
 
Weed said:
how do I get a job?

Just do security or go after high risk jobs no one wants to do which could very well be security guard in your country.
 
I have an amazing job which is collecting royalties from intellectual property I own. Six-figures NEET. It's nice to not have to worry about money for a change, but there's literally nothing I want that can be bought.
 
One oldcel here is a medical doctor


Angry_runt said:
I have an amazing job which is collecting royalties from intellectual property I own. Six-figures NEET. It's nice to not have to worry about money for a change, but there's literally nothing I want that can be bought.

HighIQcels man
 
_incelinside said:
HighIQcels man

It was like 90% luck of being in the right place at the right time and surrounded by people who didn't respect me.
 
I made a thread like this before and found out that there are no elitecels here.

Incels usually settle as being NEETs, or get deadbeat jobs like Night Security or Grocery Store Stockboy or some other bullshit.

I highly, highly, doubt there's an incel on this forum who is an investment banker on Wall Street. Lol.


Angry_runt said:
I have an amazing job which is collecting royalties from intellectual property I own. Six-figures NEET. It's nice to not have to worry about money for a change, but there's literally nothing I want that can be bought.

That sounds interesting as fuck. Can you talk a bit more about it? I'm not asking you to reveal your secrets, I'm just curous about the IP ownership lifesttyle. What do you own? Trademarks? Books?
 
i have a degree and i cant even get a job at a restaurant cause im retarded at interviews
 
i live off my parents and the government
 
My job is pretty chill. VR Game Dev for a startup. Mostly programming and a few client meetings a month.

If you boyos haven't tried it yet, you should give VR Porn a try. Reallly goood.
 
Uglychad said:
Anyone? 

Or are you ALL neet? 

I wont doxx u much if you tell me what you do, maybe just a little  :relief:

I work for a video production company, mainly editing adverts for clients. quite a lot of us are geeky and socially awkward so it's quite a nice environment tbf. got lucky
 
ImDying said:
I work for a video production company, mainly editing adverts for clients. quite a lot of us are geeky and socially awkward so it's quite a nice environment tbf. got lucky

i hope you die for having a better life than me! :D
 
/pol/cel said:
Naaa. But thats because I work in a condo thats in a peaceful, suburban area. You get loiterers and shit but thats really it. I reccomend it as a job to incels who need money.

Do you need training?
 
I have a job. not a good one but a job
 
takurak said:
Do you need training?

Not sure how it is anywhere else but in Canada you just take an easy as fuck 32 hour course and take an exam for your license. The questions are so easy that even low iq cels on here can ace it. After you get the license your thrown right into the job.
 
tenta said:
i hope you die for having a better life than me! :D

Haha thanks buddy, I might kill myself for you :D

I used to enjoy editing gaming videos as a kid and a couple of years ago I decided to buy a decent camera, make a bunch of mock adverts to build a portfolio. Then just applied for jobs by sending my portfolio to all the video production companies in my city and ended up getting a few interviews. I think for stuff like that you don't even need a degree (I didn't get one) Practice makes perfect bruh
 
rotting-alone said:
That sounds interesting as fuck. Can you talk a bit more about it? I'm not asking you to reveal your secrets, I'm just curous about the IP ownership lifesttyle. What do you own? Trademarks? Books?

I patented a manufacturing/testing process for an industry I was working in. I first offered my dept head to implement that thing on company time and he wasn't interested so I made it in my spare time, patented it and started selling it to competitors (and eventually also to the company I was working at). It wasn't some stroke of genius or anything, it's just when you do a job and distill all your daily job-related annoyances into a solution.

So for now the money is trickling in. I'm not rich (especially for the area I live in) but money's no problem and I don't have to work at all.
 
ImDying said:
Haha thanks buddy, I might kill myself for you :D

I used to enjoy editing gaming videos as a kid and a couple of years ago I decided to buy a decent camera, make a bunch of mock adverts to build a portfolio. Then just applied for jobs by sending my portfolio to all the video production companies in my city and ended up getting a few interviews. I think for stuff like that you don't even need a degree (I didn't get one) Practice makes perfect bruh

you made me feel bad now, but yeah, im basically a retard (and it doesnt help that i look like one too), so yeah, my lifes of course shit, i wish i was aborted


i have a vid of me in motion but i am too scared to send it to anyone just so people know how subhuman i truly am
 
tenta said:
you made me feel bad now, but yeah, im basically a retard (and it doesnt help that i look like one too), so yeah, my lifes of course shit, i wish i was aborted


i have a vid of me in motion but i am too scared to send it to anyone just so people know how subhuman i truly am



Do you have any interests that you enjoy doing in your spare time? Hobbies etc. There's usually a way to make those things pay if you get good enough at them.
 
ImDying said:
Do you have any interests that you enjoy doing in your spare time? Hobbies etc. There's usually a way to make those things pay if you get good enough at them.

nope! i literally just play video games, cannot stream cause im too scared to show face, so yeah, game over
 
tenta said:
nope! i literally just play video games, cannot stream cause im too scared to show face, so yeah, game over

If you're really into them maybe you could do youtube videos with just voice over, no cam. I'm actually thinking about starting a youtube channel when bannerlord comes out, I've been waiting for it for like 6 years, used to play warband to shit so when it inevitably comes popular I could maybe jump onto it's popularity bandwagon and get views. Gotta think outside the box!

You could get really really good and go into e sports hahah.

You could go into games development, you just know the course is gonna be full of like minded nerds and no stacies and a small number of chads haha.

I've found that during periods of my life where I wasn't working towards anything or challenging myself I was the most depressed. I think humans are kind of programmed to have goals to stay happy.
 
ImDying said:
If you're really into them maybe you could do youtube videos with just voice over, no cam. I'm actually thinking about starting a youtube channel when bannerlord comes out, I've been waiting for it for like 6 years, used to play warband to shit so when it inevitably comes popular I could maybe jump onto it's popularity bandwagon and get views. Gotta think outside the box!

You could get really really good and go into e sports hahah.

You could go into games development, you just know the course is gonna be full of like minded nerds and no stacies and a small number of chads haha.

I've found that during periods of my life where I wasn't working towards anything or challenging myself I was the most depressed. I think humans are kind of programmed to have goals to stay happy.

yeah, bannerlord is taking its time, been waiting for it a while, got like 2k hours on mount and blade cause im a saddo, as for games development nope too low iq to learn how to code and what not, there are no realistic goals that i can set for myself besides rotting in my room.
 
tenta said:
yeah, bannerlord is taking its time, been waiting for it a while, got like 2k hours on mount and blade cause im a saddo, as for games development nope too low iq to learn how to code and what not, there are no realistic goals that i can set for myself besides rotting in my room.

Yeah I got about 2k hours into it as well haha, I was unstoppable. I used to bunk off school just to play it.

Coding is a real pain in the ass, I did one term at university on a audio and music production course but one of the modules was computer programming and coding (programming virtual synthesizers) And I fucking hated it haha, my brain just didn't click with it at all so I ended up dropping out. So it is difficult for sure, I think you need to be a certain type of person to do coding.

Could always go into design / the more creative side of things.

Also, I've been doing deliveroo on evenings and weekends which is actually good money. Just getting paid to ride my bike to restaurants then delivering the food to people. £4 per delivery and I can get like 5 deliverys in an hour sometimes so it's actually good money, could make an absolute killing if you did it full time. Not to mention getting in shape. No skills or experience required and you can sign in and sign out whenever you want so you have no boss telling you when to work or what to do, you can go home if you're tired, take a day off if you want to.

Also, you don't have to talk to people too much, just talk to the guy at the restaurant for like 20 seconds, then drop the food off with minimal conversation.

A friend of mine who does it full time does about 30 deliveries a day, £120.
 
/pol/cel said:
Not sure how it is anywhere else but in Canada you just take an easy as fuck 32 hour course and take an exam for your license. The questions are so easy that even low iq cels on here can ace it. After you get the license your thrown right into the job.

How much you making?
 
So basically most people are either neet or in deadbeat jobs while some are in vid production

Yeah seems pretty incel friendly
 
ImDying said:
Yeah I got about 2k hours into it as well haha, I was unstoppable. I used to bunk off school just to play it.

Coding is a real pain in the ass, I did one term at university on a audio and music production course but one of the modules was computer programming and coding (programming virtual synthesizers) And I fucking hated it haha, my brain just didn't click with it at all so I ended up dropping out. So it is difficult for sure, I think you need to be a certain type of person to do coding.

Could always go into design / the more creative side of things.

Also, I've been doing deliveroo on evenings and weekends which is actually good money. Just getting paid to ride my bike to restaurants then delivering the food to people. £4 per delivery and I can get like 5 deliverys in an hour sometimes so it's actually good money, could make an absolute killing if you did it full time. Not to mention getting in shape. No skills or experience required and you can sign in and sign out whenever you want so you have no boss telling you when to work or what to do, you can go home if you're tired, take a day off if you want to.

Also, you don't have to talk to people too much, just talk to the guy at the restaurant for like 20 seconds, then drop the food off with minimal conversation.

A friend of mine who does it full time does about 30 deliveries a day, £120.

Yeah, I got no qualifications, I left school because I was about to kill myself or someone if I stayed in any longer, literally walked out the gates every couple of days whenever someone would insult me or bully me. I just given up, there's simply too much stacked against me for me to ever contribute to society or try and live a fulfilling life, it's very sad but that's just reality for me and some others. I can't take medication for anxiety cause I can't swallow pills, so I just given up completely, haha.
 
takurak said:
Thats not a lot tbh

how many hours a day?

8-9 but considering I spend most of my shift browsing this place thats not too bad.
 
/pol/cel said:
8-9 but considering I spend most of my shift browsing this place thats not too bad.

Yeah it is really good. Could you work longer if you wanted to?

I reckon you can persue surgeries after working for an year and saving up

I envy you
 
takurak said:
Yeah it is really good. Could you work longer if you wanted to?

I reckon you can persue surgeries after working for an year and saving up

I envy you

Im not gonna get surgeries. Im saving up to go to Asia.
 
takurak said:
Sex tourism?

Backpacking. If I feel like escortceling there I probably will but I dont need to since I get matches.
 
I wan't to make a lot of money so I can LDAR extravagantly with GTA 5 style supercar garage. Unrealistic cope though
 
tenta said:
Yeah, I got no qualifications, I left school because I was about to kill myself or someone if I stayed in any longer, literally walked out the gates every couple of days whenever someone would insult me or bully me. I just given up, there's simply too much stacked against me for me to ever contribute to society or try and live a fulfilling life, it's very sad but that's just reality for me and some others. I can't take medication for anxiety cause I can't swallow pills, so I just given up completely, haha.

Sorry to hear about all that man, it's a real shame ::( Try some courier work on a bike though bro I'm telling you it's liberating not having a boss or working hours. Sometimes I can't believe I'm getting paid for it.
 
I am in school. No job :'(
 
Angry_runt said:
I have an amazing job which is collecting royalties from intellectual property I own. Six-figures NEET. It's nice to not have to worry about money for a change, but there's literally nothing I want that can be bought.

Meh. Propably not true. But it would be rad.
 
Angry_runt said:
It was like 90% luck of being in the right place at the right time and surrounded by people who didn't respect me.

He's probably escortceling with the money he's on


tenta said:
yeah, bannerlord is taking its time, been waiting for it a while, got like 2k hours on mount and blade cause im a saddo, as for games development nope too low iq to learn how to code and what not, there are no realistic goals that i can set for myself besides rotting in my room.

When did you get black pilled and realise it was all about looks?
 
raywilliam639 said:
He's probably escortceling with the money he's on



When did you get black pilled and realise it was all about looks?



couple months before i dropped out of school, so about 2 years ago, been lurking on psl for quite some time lol
 

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