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Who has ever caught the Holy Ghost

Midwestcel

Midwestcel

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Have you ever been in church and jumped up because you got the Holy Ghost?? I did back when I used to believe in it.
 
No as I grew up brainwashed into the Protestant Lutheran denomination of Christ insanity and so was never a Pentacostal who if memory serves correct are the denomination that is perhaps most obsessed with becoming "spirit filled" and talking in tongues and "taking up serpents" and all that stuff.
 
No, but I do let Jesus take the wheel when I'm on the road sometimes.
 
No as I grew up brainwashed into the Protestant Lutheran denomination of Christ insanity and so was never a Pentacostal who if memory serves correct are the denomination that is perhaps most obsessed with becoming "spirit filled" and talking in tongues and "taking up serpents" and all that stuff.
My church was like this
 
Nope, I grew up in a atheist environment
 
No but random things keep falling from my table when I try to sleep
 
Sometimes I get possessed by the holy spirit of st Blackops2cel and have to constrain myself so I don't accidentally go ER

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Nope, I grew up in a atheist environment
You should try to catch the Holy Ghost once in your life.....it's like being on drugs in a way.
Sometimes I get possessed by the holy spirit of st Blackops2cel and have to constrain myself so I don't accidentally go ER

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Don't we all? When I think of our Holy Patriarch I just start jumping up and down sometimes.
No but random things keep falling from my table when I try to sleep
That might be Satan.
 

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