Based Who else keeps donuts in the freezer and extra coffee cups for when the feds visit?

[Emba]

Who else keeps donuts in the freezer and extra coffee cups (as well as half&half and various fancy sugars) for when the feds visit?

As an oldcel thats got a lot of "welfare checks," I've learned they can be bribed with enough Donut's and semi-premium coffee.

Most folks don't realizes that you can store high quality donuts for many years if you freeze them!

Cops are people too and they run on coffee and donuts...

So, by having their favorite foods on hand it shows them, that you're "just a regular guy!" (just like them..)

I mean, how many spree killers have "bear claws" and éclairs in their freezers?

None! 0!

Spree killers only store severed heads in their freezers!

Agent Smith! Looks like you could use a sprinkled chocolate donut with raspberry jelly filling? Mocha latté? How's the FAM?

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Thanks for idea, grandfather

 

[SubhumanGamer]

How are pigs allowed to do that? Isn't that an invasion of privacy?

 

[Emba]

How are pigs allowed to do that? Isn't that an invasion of privacy?

You're allowed to put anything you want in you're freezers bro.

 

[SubhumanGamer]

You're allowed to put anything you want in you're freezers bro.

Meant the welfare checks xD

 

[Emba]

Meant the welfare checks xD

It helps if you are have disability... Free neet money!

Funny how a cop "knock and talk," is also a welfare check...

 

[FuckYou]

Good idea

 

[Solid]

A donut and coffee would brighten anyones day. goyslop of the gods

 

[Emba]

A donut and coffee sound would brighten anyones day. goyslop of the gods

Ikr?

 

[La Grande *Infamie*]

Thanks for idea, grandfather

 

[Vakasneb3856]

Hmm , its the same tactic serial killer dexter morgan from dexter uses to try to fit in at the police station quite clever

Unless its doakes who visits you

 

[copemaxx9002]

Sounds cucked tbh

 

[Emba]

Hmm , its the same tactic serial killer dexter morgan from dexter uses to try to fit in at the police station quite clever

Unless its doakes who visits you

I have doaks in a cage.

 

[Emba]

Hmm , its the same tactic serial killer dexter morgan from dexter uses to try to fit in at the police station quite clever

Unless its doakes who visits you

That's a good show

 

[Vakasneb3856]

I have doaks in a cage.

and thats when your gf lila shows up to burn his cage
your gf lila

 

[Sewer Sloth]

Good idea

 

[Emba]

and thats when your gf lila shows up to burn his cage
your gf lila

I keel her

 

[psyop]

It helps if you are have disability... Free neet money!

Funny how a cop "knock and talk," is also a welfare check...

Do they know you post here

 

[Emba]

Do they know you post here

They ain't know shit!

And they never arrival until the blood has dried...

 

[Liu KANG]

Thanks for idea, grandfather

 

[Liu KANG]

Who else keeps donuts in the freezer and extra coffee cups (as well as half&half and various fancy sugars) for when the feds visit?

As an oldcel thats got a lot of "welfare checks," I've learned they can be bribed with enough Donut's and semi-premium coffee.

Most folks don't realizes that you can store high quality donuts for many years if you freeze them!

Cops are people too and they run on coffee and donuts...

So, by having their favorite foods on hand it shows them, that you're "just a regular guy!" (just like them..)

I mean, how many spree killers have "bear claws" and éclairs in their freezers?

None! 0!

Spree killers only store severed heads in their freezers!

Agent Smith! Looks like you could use a sprinkled chocolate donut with raspberry jelly filling? Mocha latté? How's the FAM?

Thx for the idea unc

 

[erenyeager]

Who else keeps donuts in the freezer and extra coffee cups (as well as half&half and various fancy sugars) for when the feds visit?

As an oldcel thats got a lot of "welfare checks," I've learned they can be bribed with enough Donut's and semi-premium coffee.

Most folks don't realizes that you can store high quality donuts for many years if you freeze them!

Cops are people too and they run on coffee and donuts...

So, by having their favorite foods on hand it shows them, that you're "just a regular guy!" (just like them..)

I mean, how many spree killers have "bear claws" and éclairs in their freezers?

None! 0!

Spree killers only store severed heads in their freezers!

Agent Smith! Looks like you could use a sprinkled chocolate donut with raspberry jelly filling? Mocha latté? How's the FAM?

Emba you are truly a man of wisdom

 

[Logic55]

The feds will eat all your donuts and then arrest you afterwards. I highly doubt this idea will work

 

[Emba]

The feds will eat all your donuts and then arrest you afterwards. I highly doubt this idea will work out

Thats what the ribs are for... They require thawing and so much prep time that its easier to let me stay free to grill them properly than to cage me.

They don't need to know it's there missing buddies... Let's just make that our little secret... Ok? Because I've got the solar to power the spare 7cf freezer!