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willystroker
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I know there are lots of guys who are worthwhile, capable men despite being short/ugly/whatever makes women shun them. Then there are specimens like me who really bring credence to the idea that women are weeding out the bad genes. Here are my other subhuman traits not to do with looks:
- Have countless food allergies that makes eating out very difficult to the point I prefer to cook everything myself
- Have severe asthma, if I'm around too much dust or animal debris or inhale cold dry air I'm barely able to breath
- Have fucked up teeth, not from cavities but hereditary problem that required removing 6 teeth as a kid and of course braces
- Was tongue tied as a child and had to get surgery to fix it, had speech impediments as a kid and still kind of do
- Can't whistle or roll my tongue
- Blind as a bat without glasses
- Horrible dexterity and reflexes, terrible at every sport I tried
- Weak as a jew in auschwitz, took me years of lifting to get to 1pl8 bench and 2pl8 squat
- Naturally very anxious and cowardly, a trait I've fought with all my life but still can't defeat
- Will probably have a really bad heart judging from my balding and all the men from my dad's side have it