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Who do you suspect is a sex haver currently?

Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

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I don’t suspect any of the high post active users currently, it’s just been the greys.
 
in my eyes, every gray is a sexhaver until proven incel
 
@DoomThreeShotgunner

I wish. No ascension for me :feelsrope:
 
I know @Animecel2D is secretly a terrachad with a harem of stacies.
 
I know @Animecel2D is secretly a terrachad with a harem of stacies.
neil-de-grasse-tyson-when-the-coping-is-too-strong.gif
 
@Clavicus Vile
 
@ilieknothing has/had sex with a with a white Becky earlier this year but won’t admit it cuz he’s been here too long
 
@Lifeless @Paladin @Sloth have harems of anime cunny
 
Everyone but me
 
To be honest you

You seem to know far too much about vagina smell and such
 
@ilieknothing has/had sex with a with a white Becky earlier this year but won’t admit it cuz he’s been here too long
How do you know
 
@ilieknothing has/had sex with a with a white Becky earlier this year but won’t admit it cuz he’s been here too long
Very plausible
 
I know @Dollfucker has a girlfriend :feelswhere:
He tries to fool everyone but I know his 'mom' is actually his girlfriend :bigbrain:
 
Me

I had intercourse with Jill Valentine
 
@Biscuit Boy 87 Hey biscuit bitch why don’t you go tell everyone here about your little incident at the nut house
 
@Biscuit Boy 87 Hey biscuit bitch why don’t you go tell everyone here about your little incident at the nut house
That was almost 25 years ago and one and the only time it happened at all in my teens
Meaningless cuz i had to rot the rest of my teen years in inceldom
 
greycel niggers, who else would be aside from those who aren't active.
 
Caesercel obviously
 
Other than some GrAYs, nobody really.
 
Im 38. He's referring to when i was 13 almost 14, i got my first kiss in an adolescent psych ward which was in fact the one and only time i ever kissed a girl as a teenager
kisshaver ramblings
 
I know @Dollfucker has a girlfriend :feelswhere:
He tries to fool everyone but I know his 'mom' is actually his girlfriend :bigbrain:
he's NOT A CUCK
 
kisshaver ramblings
Im not just a kisshaver, also sexhaver but only with escorts so it count cuz normies get it for free.
I long for an actual girlfriend, a real relationship i have never had. And i get enraged seeing happy young couples.
Escortmaxxing is a temporary cope not a fix. Bandaids dont fix bullet holes (quoting Taylor Swift's one song)
 
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I don’t think there’s any sexhavers, however some are fakecels defo
 
Me. I am one (In my dreams)


over for non lucid dreamER cels
 
In my dreams I am a pussyslayer. In my dreams I sometimes fuck hot Staceys.

Luckily I can control my dreams what I do, so I get to actually enjoy it the way I would irl.

It is as close to ascencion as it ever got for me.

I wish I never woke up again in such cases thoigh.
 

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