Which would you rather?

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

I'd rather know the secretes tbh

 

[Dekim]

Learning the secret of the universe will get you insane in no time. Human mind is not prepared for this.

 

[Deleted member 7573]

Learn the secret of universe, be a god, fuck stacy, easy

 

[Gremlincel]

I'm not sure if there are any secrets left for me to learn, at least in terms of what is humanly comprehensible.

 

[lesbianwalrus]

Anyone who prefers to fuck Stacy over learning the secret of the universe deserves neither the secret of the universe nor the privilege of fucking Stacy.

 

[acnescarcel]

id rather fuck stacy the fuck i care about some bullshit secret.

 

[whogivesafucc]

what secret could there possibly be and what would you do with that knowledge?

no one will believe you and you will be thrown in an asylum. although nothing will really come from fucking stacy either.

lose-lose situation but i guess i'd rather learn the secrets of the universe than fuck some girl who can barely tolerate my existence.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

the guys who choose to fuck stacy are the reason why they have such freakishly high egos. I mean imagine if a bunch of girls would choose to have sex with you over learning the secret of the universe.

 

[BlkPillPres]

This is kinda of a pointless poll since I'm pretty sure if you have the knowledge of such secrets you can use it to fuck stacy. Its an easy choice really, two birds one stone.

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

This is kinda of a pointless poll since I'm pretty sure if you have the knowledge of such secrets you can use it to fuck stacy. Its an easy choice really, two birds one stone.

I don't think that's true maybe the answer is that we can never fuck stacy except in hypothetical situations like my poll

 

[BlkPillPres]

I don't think that's true maybe the answer is that we can never fuck stacy except in hypothetical situations like my poll

You said secret of the universe, there's no way something like that can't be used to get rich, and with money comes stacy whores willing to fuck for a gucci bag and other expensive trinkets lol.

Alternatively I'd imagine it would be somewhat like in full metal alchemist, where anyone who has tried to do human transmutation "see's something" during the process and now they can just transmute without a transmutation circle. After discovering the secret or "seeing it" you would probably start living life on God mode, like you'd be walking up walls and breaking the laws of physics.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Learn the secret of universe, be a god, fuck stacy, easy

The secret is probably that the universe is 1000 times bigger than we thought it was.

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

You said secret of the universe, there's no way something like that can't be used to get rich, and with money comes stacy whores willing to fuck for a gucci bag and other expensive trinkets lol.

Alternatively I'd imagine it would be somewhat like in full metal alchemist, where anyone who has tried to do human transmutation "see's something" during the process and now they can just transmute without a transmutation circle. After discovering the secret or "seeing it" you would probably start living life on God mode, like you'd be walking up walls and breaking the laws of physics.

I guess that makes sense I guess you could also genetically manipulate a stacy to be attracted to only you, but just having a boat load of money would be enough.

 

[Kokoro]

everyone knows you go crazy when you know the secret of the universe

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Secrets.

Now if you made it that Stacy truly loves me and is my sex slave then I might think about it

 

[Robtical]

Anyone who prefers to fuck Stacy over learning the secret of the universe deserves neither the secret of the universe nor the privilege of fucking Stacy.

 

[theultimate341]

Secrets

 

[Enlightened_Alien]

what secret could there possibly be and what would you do with that knowledge?

no one will believe you and you will be thrown in an asylum. although nothing will really come from fucking stacy either.

lose-lose situation but i guess i'd rather learn the secrets of the universe than fuck some girl who can barely tolerate my existence.

People would believe you. For example, In time travel movies, I never understand how people dont believe someone is a traveler. It's so easy to prove. If you were from 2017 and went back to 2016, a way to prove you are a traveler is by giving the exact results of the American election.

If you had the secrets of the universe you would have the ability to explain it and any reasonable scientist couldn't deny the evidence provided.

 

[Jockcel]

Learn the secret tbh.

 

[DrunkDegenerate]

I'm not sure if there are any secrets left for me to learn, at least in terms of what is humanly comprehensible.

Exactly, I think trying to understand the entirety of the universe with our primitive brains would give no results or simply drive us mad. Still worth a try though. I have nothing to lose anyway...

 

[Murdoch89]

If you learn the secret of the universe them you will become omniscient

 

[Konon]

Im telling you, most users here are <18. Once you grow out of puberty, you'll realize secrets of the universe are pointless and there really are no (interesting) secrets really. Stacy's vagoo > all.