Which would you rather choose; 3 options

[cucksaar]

Which of these 3 options would you choose, if you were forced to choose one of them.

 

[cucksaar]

Should I get the iPhone 15, and then head back to the communal housing facility for addicts and alcoholics, instead of losing my virginity with a 5/10 girl in my currently booked hotel?

 

[Govid_Dorious]

 

[PersonalityChad]

I'd get the shitPhone 15, then resell it to get an actual decent one

 

[MillionBashStream97]

I would buy a good Android phone to play Gamecube games on it

 

[Evil]

Only logical answer: get judenspydevice15, resell for cash. Then you can buy hooker and drugs from the hood.

 

[Sir Waco]

hooker option: hell no im not giving some bitch money just because she has a stinky fishhole between her legs
iphone option: lol, lmao even
I would choose drugs but only the light shit like weed, ive never tried it before so im curious

 

[Swagpilled]

none of them?

 

[Sir Waco]

hooker option: hell no im not giving some bitch money just because she has a stinky fishhole between her legs
iphone option: lol, lmao even
I would choose drugs but only the light shit like weed, ive never tried it before so im curious

also alcohol and cigars are technically drugs so i would buy them as well

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggALrwLBnDo

 

[1nsomniak]

I love Android cause I customize the shit out of my phone and get paid apps for free. I haven't done drugs. I'm getting an escort
With $1400, I could get 7hrs of touching and fucking and kissing

 

[cucksaar]

I love Android cause I customize the shit out of my phone and get paid apps for free. I haven't done drugs. I'm getting an escort
With $1400, I could get 7hrs of touching and fucking and kissing

This is the option I’m going for. That is, hookermaxxing

 

[Celius]

Is there ANYthing more possibly cucked than paying that amount for an hour of public pussy?

 

[IncelusRex]

Depends, I need to see some unedited pictures of the hooker/escort first.

 

[Therapywasaaste]

I can't get multiple hookers?

 

[PolskiKartofel]

None of those options, I would buy something other else

 

[Friezacel]

I'm not interested in Apple nor am i interested ln paid sex. Drugs help me to cope

 

[based_meme]

Get the new iPhone. You did not specify how I would get it.

Advanced strategy:

Spoiler

Find a drug dealer, stab him, fuck his whore gf, steal his iPhone.

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Nigger rating: A+.

 

[iblamemyself]

Only ricecels and whitecels choosing the iPhone

 

[SociallyStupid]

I hate Apple with a passion and don't do drugs, so I would choose the hooker. However, I would probably prefer a decent Android phone to that.

 

[kay']

I'd get the shitPhone 15, then resell it to get an actual decent one

 

[Epedaphic]

I'd get the shitPhone 15, then resell it to get an actual decent one

Could probably get an escort too

 

[Regenerator]

Get a hooker.