Experiment which super power would you pick?

[michaelcerasheadgirth]

you only get one.

the landwhale (NSFW):

Spoiler

but maybe slightly fatter

 

[randomcel92]

immune to caring about personal insults.

 

[AutisticCopecel]

i was about to say 1/10 landwhales but then i saw a 1/10 landwhale and i wanted to puke gimmie the supreme mega incel.is account

 

[EthnicelNL]

Be white chad

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Be white chad

Be a dog.

 

[Robtical]

I put the "I don't want porn to effect me negatively" option. I thought you were going to have real super power options like in the poll I had.
https://incels.is/threads/which-super-ability-will-you-choose.75888/

 

[Deleted member 14866]

Be a dog.

being panties

 

[Insomniac]

Be a dog.

 

[Modus Coperandi]

being panties

 

[Sniffles]

Immortality.

 

[AsiaCel]

The phones. Having some flexing new toys to play with is a good cope.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

i was about to say 1/10 landwhales but then i saw a 1/10 landwhale and i wanted to puke gimmie the supreme mega incel.is account

I actually want to bang the woman in the OP. She has a nice soft belly and big tits. I'd fuck her but she has to wash beforehand

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

Immune to caring about the media tbqh, that includes social media.

 

[Kobecel]

I have 1 and 2 already

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

you only get one.

the landwhale (NSFW):

Spoiler

but maybe slightly fatter

They are all so useless man. If I was immune to caring about what people might THINK of me then I would take that 100% but just insults? That's worthless. And porn no longer fucks with your dopamine? It's fapping that is mostly responsible for that so that's worthless as well. I would probably pick the free phone then.

 

[FinnCel]

Landwhile or you're volcel

 

[Mavenes]

immune to caring about personal insults.

 

[Marquis de Sade]

See i thought this would be proper super powers like being able to fly or be invisible etc. I personally would be a rapey version of the invisible man. Conducting 'surprise sex' on my unsuspecting participants.

 

[Michael15651]

Immune from insults tbh

 

[Deleted member 7573]

Immune from insults tbh

 

[Words2_live_bye]

wow, literally NONE OF THESE help me in any means at all. I already have some of these powers btw

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

I pick CHINA. Wait what.

Okay

How Landwhale are we talking? EDIT: NAHH to old.

Make the joining date the 6th and we can argue.

Otherwise number two.

 

[Haywire]

is it okay i pick the 1/10?

 

[ihaveno1]

wtf are these choices... i guess option B

 

[KingChemist]

It would be sick to get a new phone every time it comes out just saying.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

It would be sick to get a new phone every time it comes out just saying.

 

[Parrtlord]

Ability to watch porn and not have side effects.. Obvious choice. Eat that no fappers