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Which life would you rather have?

  • Thread starter BlackPillDealer
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What life do you choose?

  • Chad to cripplecel

    Votes: 7 43.8%
  • Normie life

    Votes: 9 56.3%

  • Total voters
    16
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Life #1: Chad to cripplecel

You are born as an adorable kid and mature into a 6'4 Chad with a chiseled face, broad shoulders, athletic body and big dick.

Your family is wealthy with a net worth of $250 million from commercial real estate investments. You can get the best clothes and every toy you would ever want; sports car, motorcycle, jet ski, best gaming PC with a 100" home theater display etc. You can travel anywhere in the world at any time and never have to worry about money. You get to fuck and date the most beautiful women in the world.

However, at age 30 you end up in a car accident. Your face is disfigured and you lose both your legs. The reason you were in the accident was because there was another subprime mortgage crisis and your family investments were overleveraged and you lost everything. Your dad went insane and killed your mother and himself in a murder suicide. You went out driving while in a drunken rage before the bank reposesses your sports car.

Now you are ugly, crippled and broke. You must live the NEET life in your uncles basement until you die of diabetes complications at age 65.


Life #2: Normie life

You are born as an average looking kid, and mature into an average looking 5'10" normie. Your family is lower middle-class, not poor but not rich. You get a chubby average looking gf in high school and break up before college. In college you have two one night stands, go to a bunch of parties and one average looking gf whom you marry and have two kids. You work at a shitty and mundane but bearable job at a software company. You watch a lot of sports and drink beer with your buddies. Eventually you become slightly overweight with a beer belly. You enjoy playing football and car racing games on your Xbox and collect stamps.

At age 45 your wife cheats on you and files for divorce. One of your kids is already an adult so you only have to pay child support for the other kid and no alimony. Your wife takes half your shit and moves in with her new 35 year old bf, Brad. Later you find out your youngest child for whom you paid child support is actually Brad's kid. But you're like 70 years old at that point.

You die at age 85 of cardiovascular disease.
 
Life 1.

Just off myself at 30 anyway amirite boys.
 
Life #1, because he actually lived before he died.
 
The second one seems more bare-able
 
I actually like Normie life.
 
If I got to make one edit to the second one, it would be going full, god-mode ER
 
Life 1 but I'd drink Nembutal.
 
Life 1 but I'd become a hERo after losing it all.
 
Stacies will still fuck cripped Chad.
 
7339er said:
Life 1 but I'd become a hERo after losing it all.

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jagged0 said:
Stacies will still fuck cripped Chad.

Not if his face looks like a pizza.
 
30 years as Chad then kill myself after the accident. 30 years as Chad > A million lifetimes as a normie.
 

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