Which Dragon Ball-cel's sex life was worse?

[FrothySolutions]

Are either of them actually incel? They did have sex, technically. But the rules of the forum say you can be incel even if once upon a time you did have sex. So let's assume, for the sake of the poll, that their bedrooms are dead.

In one corner you have Vegeta. Short, Norwooding, and married the post-wallingest woman in the current Dragon Ball lineup. People make wisecracks about how other women are old, like Chi Chi, but Bulma was a teenager at the youngest when Chi Chi was a small child. If there is a woman older than Bulma, they aren't featured in the franchise anymore.

In the other corner, you have Krillin. Shorter, balder, and married a sex robot. But if I recall, one woman was actually really into him once upon a time, but she was dumb and easily placated with presents.

 

[newbiecel]

Krillin is Manley, baldcel, weakcel compared to his friends. Getting blown up by a laser is ultimate cucked. JFL if he can't already go super Saiyan 2. His training is mega cope and he fucks a Fleshlight to top it all off. Vegeta is balding alpha.

Krillin loses by far lol.

 

[Shadowmoon]

100% Krillin loses
Vegeta has an attractive face and his hair face makes him look taller unlike bald Krillin.

 

[tiredofthisshit]

Vegeta is literally an alien, he mogs everyone but goku

 

[blond_elf_bard]

Krillin is Manley, baldcel, weakcel compared to his friends. Getting blown up by a laser is ultimate cucked. JFL if he can't already go super Saiyan 2. His training is mega cope and he fucks a Fleshlight to top it all off. Vegeta is balding alpha.

Krillin loses by far lol.

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Did Frieza even laser him? I thought he just pointed at Krillin and even that was enough to blow him up

 

[Deleted member 19971]

JFL if he can't already go super Saiyan 2.

>Krillin
>Human
>SSJ2

Hmmm i'm starting to doubt you've even watched the show

Did Frieza even laser him?

Frieza blew him up which made Goku rage and become SSJ for the first time. But Frieza also stabbed him in the chest before that in one of Frieza's forms. I think it was either Vegeta or Piccolo that got laser'd

 

[newbiecel]

>Krillin
>Human
>SSJ2

Hmmm i'm starting to doubt you've even watched the show

Lol that's my point. Human cuck cant even compare to the ultra giga-chad that is a super-saiyan

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Lol that's my point. Human cuck cant even compare to the ultra giga-chad that is a super-saiyan

Yeah true but he still got a robot. Proof that we need to build robots ASAP. But tbh to get Android 18 as his wife he had to be a cuck for a long ass time, saving her instead of blowing her up once

 

[newbiecel]

Spoiler: Spoiler

Did Frieza even laser him? I thought he just pointed at Krillin and even that was enough to blow him up

I just always assumed it was some laser frieza shot at his stomach because frieza is seen using lasers at other points

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Didn't Krillin fuck the android chick?

 

[Deleted member 1042]

Didn't Krillin fuck the android chick?

Krillin wins in my book. He gets to fuck a prime android chick who fe-mogs Bulma to oblivion. Vegeta got leftovers from Yamcha.

 

[FinnCel]

When Vegeta was still evil, he probably raped aliens offscreen

But if I recall, one woman was actually really into him once upon a time, but she was dumb and easily placated with presents

This was filler

 

[Deleted member 16608]

Krillin no question, kakarat

 

[Dregster]

Krillin wins in my book. He gets to fuck a prime android chick who fe-mogs Bulma to oblivion. Vegeta got leftovers from Yamcha.

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Cope

Android 18 is equivalent to a sexbot

Krillin has ZERO percent chance at Bulma pussy, past present and future.

 

[Deleted member 1042]

Cope

Android 18 is equivalent to a sexbot

Krillin has ZERO percent chance at Bulma pussy, past present and future.

He turned her into a human using the dragonballs, if I recall. But if a sexbot looks like this...

...I would give zero fucks about "real" women to-be-honest not-going-to-lie.

 

[Deleted member 18435]

Krillin is a bald manlet who got a literal Stacey(she's not completely an android anymore). It's as if they were really trying to cater to future incels JFL

 

[Giegue]

Frieza blew him up which made Goku rage and become SSJ for the first time. But Frieza also stabbed him in the chest before that in one of Frieza's forms. I think it was either Vegeta or Piccolo that got laser'd

Both got death beam’d actually, Vegeta when Goku arrived on the battlefield (Vegeta ofc died) and Piccolo when the giant spirit bomb failed (nearly died)
And Krillin got stabbed by Frieza’s 2nd form.

Also Maron (blue hair chick that fell in love with him) was filler, i think that was in the Garlic Jr saga or just before it

 

[needsolution]

when i dont know a shit about things in pool then i just click in random option and everytime i choose the best option.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Also Maron (blue hair chick that fell in love with him) was filler, i think that was in the Garlic Jr saga or just before it

I actually never watched anything before the Saiyan Saga with Raditz etc. So i have no idea who this female is, i have to go watch it

 

[Deleted member 18515]

MR popo and dende

 

[BrendioEEE]

Krillin got a prime virgin Stacy and got to have a kid with her aswell. Based. Meanwhile Vegeta got a non virgin roastie. Over for him. Prince of all Cucks.

 

[Darth Cialis]

Cope, none of them is incel and their power levels make them Gigachads by default by their universe's standards. Also one married a never-aging Stacy and the other the richest woman on the planet.

 

[iblamemyself]

I bet Krillin gets it more often, but Vegeta probably had better sex than Krillin. Showed that green haired foid who is boss, while Krilling's wife/ gf is a little frigid.
Goku has dead bedroom, not that it matters. All Goku thinks about is training, anyway.

 

[Giegue]

I actually never watched anything before the Saiyan Saga with Raditz etc. So i have no idea who this female is, i have to go watch it

before? Garlic Jr Filler Saga was inbetween Frieza and Android saga, youre probably confusing it with the Dead Zone movie (where Garlic Jr originates from), unless im interpreting your message wrong

 

[Deleted member 19971]

youre probably confusing it with the Dead Zone movie (where Garlic Jr originates from)

^

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Krillin wins in my book. He gets to fuck a prime android chick who fe-mogs Bulma to oblivion. Vegeta got leftovers from Yamcha.

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She mogs every foid in the entire anime tbh. Krillin is a slayer thbhbthbtnglgl.

 

[Dionysus]

both better than mine

 

[Deleted member 14866]

Krillin mogs tbh

 

[ThirdWorldcel]

Mr. Popo

 

[Remyx]

Krillin had to resort to a sexbot while Vegeta got Yamchad's leftovers

 

[Blacktarpill]

Krillin. Shorter, balder, and married a sex robo

He is the truecel, jfl i hated him when i was young. Bec. of his bald head.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Vegeta basically used his wife for reproduction, he didn't care for her at all. Idk how that makes him an incel. Krillin coped with his sex robot, so he wins.

 

[Cuyen]

i dont know, never watched

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

he fucks a Fleshlight to top it all off