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Experiment Which door do you pick?

Do you switch doors?

  • Yes, I don't trust you. I'll switch.

    Votes: 18 47.4%
  • No, this must be some trick. I'll keep my pick.

    Votes: 20 52.6%

  • Total voters
    38
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You have three doors in front of you. Behind two of the doors is the grim reaper (yes, he can be in two places at once, play along). Behind one of the doors is existential salvation. You become a genetically modified Terrachad gojillionaire who is biologically immortal (doesn't age). Life becomes your bitch.

I'm the only one who knows what's behind every door.

After you make your pick, I open one of the two remaining doors and show you the grim reaper, who instantly looks into your subhuman eyes waiting for you to blink. I then give you the option to keep your original pick or to switch to the other door.

What do you do?
 
I can’t lose either way
 
No, this must be some trick. I'll keep my pick.
 
So either I die or become a chad?
Sounds like a win-win to me.
 
So either I die or become a chad?
Sounds like a win-win to me.
Yeah, like I know that this is basically the Monty Hall Problem (meaning I should switch), but you literally don't lose either way, so...
Plus, I don't trust the fucking grim reaper either.
 
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Switch and bait.
 
Since there is no point in living as a non-Chad, its a win-win situation. I'll either become a Chad or end up dead.
 
Monty hall problem

Always switch
 
doesnt make sense bro
So either I die or become a chad?
Sounds like a win-win to me.
I can’t lose either way
Yeah, like I know that this is basically the Monty Hall Problem (meaning I should switch), but you literally don't lose either way, so...
Plus, I don't trust the fucking grim reaper either.
Since there is no point in living as a non-Chad, its a win-win situation. I'll either become a Chad or end up dead.

Fine. And you suffer eternally in hell while satan rapes you every moment of your conscious existence once you die. Happy now?

Death doesn't seem like such a win now.
 
Fine. And you suffer eternally in hell while satan rapes you every moment of your conscious existence once you die. Happy now?

Death doesn't seem like such a win now.
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Fine. And you suffer eternally in hell while satan rapes you every moment of your conscious existence once you die. Happy now?

Death doesn't seem like such a win now.
I’ll take my chances with satans existence
 
Just monty hall probelm max bro
 
switch because chances increase
 
Go through the wall.

No one locks the walls.
 
After you make your pick, I open one of the two remaining doors and show you the grim reaper, who instantly looks into your subhuman eyes waiting for you to blink. I then give you the option to keep your original pick or to switch to the other door.
So its basically 50/50 Either I get two reaper doors or one ends up being one the chad door other the reaper door.
Basically its just a win or a loss.
 
I would rather keep the door I chose. I would never forgive myself if I literally give up the perfect life because of a mind trick
 
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Nice gibberish bro. Not even deciphering this into Mandarin Chinese yields much.
So its basically 50/50 Either I get two reaper doors or one ends up being one the chad door other the reaper door.
Basically its just a win or a loss.

Treat the death outcome as a bad outcome. If death doesn't sound so bad for you, replace that with whatever you consider to be infinitely bad.
 
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Monty hall problem

Always switch
Is there surety in switching though.
Nice gibberish bro. Not even deciphering this into Mandarin Chinese yields much.


Treat the death outcome as a bad outcome. If death doesn't sound so bad for you, replace that with whatever you consider to be infinitely bad.
I know this language. It translates simply to go ER
 
I would rather keep the door I chose. I would never forgive myself if I literally give up the perfect life because of a mind trick

no u always want to switch because better odds
 
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I break them all.
 
50% of chances to fail instead of 66%, I change
 
I keep my choice.
Always stay true to yourself and your choices.
 
You have three doors in front of you. Behind two of the doors is the grim reaper (yes, he can be in two places at once, play along). Behind one of the doors is existential salvation. You become a genetically modified Terrachad gojillionaire who is biologically immortal (doesn't age). Life becomes your bitch.

I'm the only one who knows what's behind every door.

After you make your pick, I open one of the two remaining doors and show you the grim reaper, who instantly looks into your subhuman eyes waiting for you to blink. I then give you the option to keep your original pick or to switch to the other door.

What do you do?

so I make my pick and then you show me one of the other doors, wouldn’t that mean I know what is behind all the doors now?
 
so I make my pick and then you show me one of the other doors, wouldn’t that mean I know what is behind all the doors now?

No, you pick a door, but I don't open it yet. I open the other door which shows you death. You then make the choice to keep your door or switch doors. Then you open it.
 
You have three doors in front of you. Behind two of the doors is the grim reaper (yes, he can be in two places at once, play along). Behind one of the doors is existential salvation. You become a genetically modified Terrachad gojillionaire who is biologically immortal (doesn't age). Life becomes your bitch.

I'm the only one who knows what's behind every door.

After you make your pick, I open one of the two remaining doors and show you the grim reaper, who instantly looks into your subhuman eyes waiting for you to blink. I then give you the option to keep your original pick or to switch to the other door.

What do you do?

It's a win-win.
 
It's a win-win.

No, it isn't. It's not supposed to be. I don't know why everybody keeps saying this. The idea is supposed to be that you have 2/3 bad options with one free look and 1/3 good options.
 
No, it isn't. It's not supposed to be. I don't know why everybody keeps saying this. The idea is supposed to be that you have 2/3 bad options with one free look and 1/3 good options.

if you show one door, it is 50/50
 
Odds for winning are greater if you switch
 
No, some of us want to die
Treat the death outcome as a bad outcome. If death doesn't sound so bad for you, replace that with whatever you consider to be infinitely bad.

This is why I rarely make threads like this. I have to micromanage and explain everything.

Basically, if you want to die and have no problem with it, then replace the grim reaper with another version of something that's generally considered to be the ultimate bad outcome for you.

Dying generally sucks for most people, so I picked that instead of some abstract concept of infinitely bad. I could have easily said 2/3 doors have - ∞ behind them and the last door has + ∞ . Then everybody would have been like,
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