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For those of you who don't know what dnd 5e is, I'll list the classes here.
Cleric is a healer and debuffer, mainly, but it can basically do anything and is the strongest class in the game. Very powerful.
Druid is cleric but worse because worse armor options, subclasses and class feats. However, it's got some nice ribbon features like wildshape.
Fighter is any armor or weapon in the game and they're good at using them too, with more extra attacks then any other class meaning they get more from the attack action
Paladins get smite slots, which would normally be spell slots, but it lets them do more damage which is amazing. They also get every proficiency but tend to be more melee.
On the opposite end but not really you have the class considered to be the worst! Ranger, it's all over the place. It can cast, attack but it's main focus is utility in a combat focused game, so it's bad.
Monk is the actual worst class because no DM can let you use it right. Monks get a lot of movement and are great for wide open areas! No dm ever uses those. You hit an enemy and they stand there doing jack.
Bards don't win this one, moving on
Warlocks sell their soul for power. They get limited slots but they deal a lot of damage with said limited slots, so it checks out in the end.
Sorcerers are wizards but worse so they got Metamagic. Metamagic lets you change your spells around, like making it harder for the opponent to see you cast! Still worse though.
Wizards are the other best class. They get a lot of utility, damage, can basically do anything... but have a terrible early game. Late game is still better then clerics.
Artificer is basically a tech nerd class. It tends to lean more towards being a half martial but there's other options out there for it. Just most of them are bad.
Barbarian is like fighter but with a bigger focus to tanking. With rage it can half physical damages, and it gets a lot of stuff designed to help it or the party stay alive.
Finally, rogues get a thousand different dice to roll and can set minimum numbers on said dice. They don't suffer the same problem with utility as the ranger as their stuff also mingles with combat.
From this, I gotta say artificer gets the least sex. It's a nerd like the Wizard but without the added oomph of being one of the best classes, came in later then any of the other classes, and also is just weird to play. I'd say it might even be completely incel.
Cleric is a healer and debuffer, mainly, but it can basically do anything and is the strongest class in the game. Very powerful.
Druid is cleric but worse because worse armor options, subclasses and class feats. However, it's got some nice ribbon features like wildshape.
Fighter is any armor or weapon in the game and they're good at using them too, with more extra attacks then any other class meaning they get more from the attack action
Paladins get smite slots, which would normally be spell slots, but it lets them do more damage which is amazing. They also get every proficiency but tend to be more melee.
On the opposite end but not really you have the class considered to be the worst! Ranger, it's all over the place. It can cast, attack but it's main focus is utility in a combat focused game, so it's bad.
Monk is the actual worst class because no DM can let you use it right. Monks get a lot of movement and are great for wide open areas! No dm ever uses those. You hit an enemy and they stand there doing jack.
Bards don't win this one, moving on
Warlocks sell their soul for power. They get limited slots but they deal a lot of damage with said limited slots, so it checks out in the end.
Sorcerers are wizards but worse so they got Metamagic. Metamagic lets you change your spells around, like making it harder for the opponent to see you cast! Still worse though.
Wizards are the other best class. They get a lot of utility, damage, can basically do anything... but have a terrible early game. Late game is still better then clerics.
Artificer is basically a tech nerd class. It tends to lean more towards being a half martial but there's other options out there for it. Just most of them are bad.
Barbarian is like fighter but with a bigger focus to tanking. With rage it can half physical damages, and it gets a lot of stuff designed to help it or the party stay alive.
Finally, rogues get a thousand different dice to roll and can set minimum numbers on said dice. They don't suffer the same problem with utility as the ranger as their stuff also mingles with combat.
From this, I gotta say artificer gets the least sex. It's a nerd like the Wizard but without the added oomph of being one of the best classes, came in later then any of the other classes, and also is just weird to play. I'd say it might even be completely incel.