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I want to buy condoms to take to SEA I dont trust the chink condoms.

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I bought this shit but it was so fucking tight and it also broke.

My dick is like 6 inches long 5.3 girth



I have never bought condoms in my life outside of this ones, and those ones were utter garbage.
 
Get a extra small one
 
Idk. I'm incel and prostitutes are illegal here
 
@ilieknothing
 
no

I need help from escortmaxxers I want to buy like 200 condoms and put them in my travel bag
Will you go through customs? If yes what are you going to tell them?
 
I thought escorts provide them
 
Weird place to ask. I think your girth would be considered large.
 
Will you go through customs? If yes what are you going to tell them?
I will put it into my checkin bag, I wont go through customs.

Idk I never been on a international flight, how does it work? I won't put any sus shit into my cabin bag, Ill just put all my condoms and lubes and shit into my check-in suitcase.
 
Weird place to ask. I think your girth would be considered large.
Lifefuel first thing about my body I can brag about, doesn't feel large when I look at it though.
 
Dont use them stds are jewish propaganda
 
idk, i never bought condoms. The escorts provide them. This is the case for almost everyone who has escortmaxxed, we don’t bring our own condoms. I don’t think escorts even allow you to bring your own condoms, due to fear of you having tampered with them
 
idk, i never bought condoms. The escorts provide them. This is the case for almost everyone who has escortmaxxed, we don’t bring our own condoms. I don’t think escorts even allow you to bring your own condoms, due to fear of you having tampered with them
How they fuck they know which one to fit then do they have different sizes.

I need to bring my own condoms to SEA they dont have good condoms there
 
They wont let you bring your own condom. I definitely wouldn’t buy them from amazon regardless though. You dont want sitting in heat or freezing temps. Just get them at a store.
 
I will put it into my checkin bag, I wont go through customs.
If its international flight you will go through customs. Unless its within EU.
Idk I never been on a international flight, how does it work? I won't put any sus shit into my cabin bag, Ill just put all my condoms and lubes and shit into my check-in suitcase.
You won't be allowed to take more than 100ml of lube with your carry on. Your carry on will be inspected.

Fuck I want to see their reaction after hearing how 200 condoms and a gallon of lube is for personal use.
 
They wont let you bring your own condom. I definitely wouldn’t buy them from amazon regardless though. You dont want sitting in heat or freezing temps. Just get them at a store.
What store nigga I am going to Thailand they only have thai condoms there
 
If its international flight you will go through customs. Unless its within EU.

You won't be allowed to take more than 100ml of lube with your carry on. Your carry on will be inspected.

Fuck I want to see their reaction after hearing how 200 condoms and a gallon of lube is for personal use.
Wtf is customs?

I never flew outside of EU in my entire life (ded srs)

What happens? Do I have to take my luggage bag and they scan it? I thought I just put the bag in the ticket booth and its gone and I pick it up at the airport.

Actually I flew to turkey and nothing like you said has happened so idk what is htis
 
How they fuck they know which one to fit then do they have different sizes.
yeah.
I need to bring my own condoms to SEA they dont have good condoms there
i don’t think most prostitutes will allow you but it depends on the escort. On brothels you definitely wouldn’t be allowed.
 
yeah.

i don’t think most prostitutes will allow you but it depends on the escort. On brothels you definitely wouldn’t be allowed.
I think the thai prostitutes will be ok with it
 
What store nigga I am going to Thailand they only have thai condoms there
Go to a store where you live and bring the condoms with you.

Wtf is customs?

I never flew outside of EU in my entire life (ded srs)

What happens? Do I have to take my luggage bag and they scan it? I thought I just put the bag in the ticket booth and its gone and I pick it up at the airport.

Actually I flew to turkey and nothing like you said has happened so idk what is htis
There are no liquid restrictions on checked bags. They might get suspicious if you bring a gallon of lube but a few large bottles arent a problem.
 
Wtf is customs?

I never flew outside of EU in my entire life (ded srs)

What happens? Do I have to take my luggage bag and they scan it? I thought I just put the bag in the ticket booth and its gone and I pick it up at the airport.

Actually I flew to turkey and nothing like you said has happened so idk what is htis
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That never happened to me.

They only do this for the luggage you bring in on the plane. The one you put inside the baggage hold of the plane you just give them the baggage at the ticket booth and they send it somewhere fuck knows where and then you just pick it up when you land.

This happened both when I went to Turkey and Egypt and those are not in the EU. They never searched the baggage I bring on plane, always left those at the cashier of the ticket booth. So idk if this will happen.
 
That never happened to me.

They only do this for the luggage you bring in on the plane. The one you put inside the baggage hold of the plane you just give them the baggage at the ticket booth and they send it somewhere fuck knows where and then you just pick it up when you land.

This happened both when I went to Turkey and Egypt and those are not in the EU. They never searched the baggage I bring on plane, always left those at the cashier of the ticket booth. So idk if this will happen.
This depends if they see something suspicious on the scan
 
afaik there are some videos even on youtube circulating about the strength of condoms from many different brands by using a garden hose and pumping the water into them, then they time how long it takes one to pop
 
This depends if they see something suspicious on the scan
is 200 condoms sus :lul:

afaik there are some videos even on youtube circulating about the strength of condoms from many different brands by using a garden hose and pumping the water into them, then they time how long it takes one to pop
I see
 
Go to a store where you live and bring the condoms with you.


There are no liquid restrictions on checked bags. They might get suspicious if you bring a gallon of lube but a few large bottles arent a problem.
I need to get lube for my dick because my dick cant stretch my foreskin properly without lube its suifuel, pretty sure I got phimosis but its not that bad because I could still fuck my sex doll with lube
 
dont fuck ladyboy
 
I need to get lube for my dick because my dick cant stretch my foreskin properly without lube its suifuel, pretty sure I got phimosis but its not that bad because I could still fuck my sex doll with lube
Get lube then. They wont care as long as you dont put it in your carryon bag.
 
he should be worried about ladyboy
Thailand is a neuron switch to ladyboi in peoples brains.

I just want a cute thai whore with no dick biologically female thank you very much
 
I will put it into my checkin bag, I wont go through customs.

Idk I never been on a international flight, how does it work? I won't put any sus shit into my cabin bag, Ill just put all my condoms and lubes and shit into my check-in suitcase.
No joke I think if you take your cockring with you, their scanners would pick it up, and an embarrassing situation would unfold.
 

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