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Where was the weirdst place u jacked off

Tbh. Having inhib does us no favors
It does a lot of negative to anyone. Especially us. Zero inhib combined with good decision making=Beast. "Plane next to my dad beat off"
 
When I was 14 or 15 I saw a really sexy girl on a bus once and my dong would not calm down during the next 20 minutes (bus ride was long). I put my sweater and jacket on my pants and went to town.
 
On the coffe that I made for my coworkers
 
Iam much too embarrassed to say:feelsbadman:
 
I dunno about weirdest but here are all of the public places that I jacked off in that I can remember:

1. right outside of my highschool. Was in the snow, pants down to my angles, cold breeze going up my asscrack
2. inside of a MRAP in afghanistan
3. right next to a dude with a 1 inc peice of plywood seperating us
4. the middle of a paved trail
5. on the roof of an elementary school
6. not a place but I did cum on my cousin's toothbrush
 
I was horny as fuck when I was a kid. I can't even remember all of the places I've masturbated. Airplane restrooms, jacuzzis, hotsprings, pools, in the back of my family's car, in the church bathroom every sunday, in the ocean when my family went on vacations, in lakes, in rivers, I can't even remember because I was just doing it all the time.

Basically any time nobody could see my hands and there was no risk of me getting caught I would be masturbating. I've never been caught either.
 
My friend’s house.
 
In the same room with my parents under a blanket
 
In a bus when I was 19. There were only a few people ahead of me so it's not that low inhib
 
In the same room with my parents under a blanket
There was another guy earlier in the thread that did the same. I literally can't imagine doing this.
 
I just do it in my room, but I have heard of guys that were doing it during class whilst watching porn on their laptops. ultra low inhib.
 
Former workplace toilet like 20 times. Always fantasizing.
 
In class but everyone does that at 12.

In a bus when I was 19. There were only a few people ahead of me so it's not that low inhib
I'm 100% sure one day late at night a dude fapped just behind me in the bus (because obvious fap noise and autistic looks at me through the window to know if I knew). There was a Stacey sitting on the other side of the alley next to me, I had an erection too tbh (but not fapping like an hepta retard jfl).
 
Low inhib autism is the most deadly form of autism tbh
14776
 
I'm 100% sure one day late at night a dude fapped just behind me in the bus (because obvious fap noise and autistic looks at me through the window to know if I knew). There was a Stacey sitting on the other side of the alley next to me, I had an erection too tbh (but not fapping like an hepta retard jfl).

Yeah it's not that rare, or in trains too.

Lowest inhib I've ever seen was a bum on the street sitting on a curb who fapped (below the pants though) after a Stacy with tight-jeans walked by. She saw him but he just kept on going :feelshaha:
 
In a lake, while swimming
 
My grandma's place.
 
In a car with a group of people. It was dark and I was super quiet so nobody noticed lol
 
in a porta potty
I dunno about weirdest but here are all of the public places that I jacked off in that I can remember:

1. right outside of my highschool. Was in the snow, pants down to my angles, cold breeze going up my asscrack
2. inside of a MRAP in afghanistan
3. right next to a dude with a 1 inc peice of plywood seperating us
4. the middle of a paved trail
5. on the roof of an elementary school
6. not a place but I did cum on my cousin's toothbrush
hhaha ive done it in an MRAP, too. what province were you in? i was in Kunar
 
Always kept it in my room, I'd be way too anxious about being caught if it were anywhere else.
 

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