No it wasn't Mcdonalds! 
(I wish).
Since so many users had worried that I died and were messaging me nonstop on Shitscord about where I am and what happened to me well...
For those that don't give a fuck about following the Jew's news (and who can blame you for that really?) there's been a HUGE nigger ice storm all across northern Michigan where my black nigger NEET ass lives which is unprecendented here as usually its only Cucknada my faggy neighbor thats even further to the north that usually gets these damned things.
Anyway this bullshit blew the back out of our whore power grid apparently, which is why I've been freezing my balls off for the past five days and having to eat mostly shitty peanut butter sandwhiches and the very few bananas (lol another nigger reference ie we're chimps remember?)I had left from a previous shopping run in order to survive. Oh joy.
So since I've barely gotten any sleep over the past five days on account of trying not to freeze to death inside my once relatively safe and modest home I've been too tired up until now to let you all know exactly whats happened to me despite being on all day.
That said eventually my Uncle ended up saving me by doing a wellness check of sorts (I have internet phone and no cell service as an unfuckable nigger NEET with no social life) and he's one of these always in the know and very useful blue collar boomer types whose always been up to speed on survival type of stuff from hunting equipment to guns to well you name it.
So he and my aunt have a generator and they even used to have a wood burning fireplace or heating system at their former house but now that they've moved into a fancier house they rely on their generator for backup power in emergency events like this but fortunately for him and us all power was restored to my nearby town where he lives so he was able to loan out his generator to my cousin his son and I just sat in his house for a day to ride the rest of the storm out while playing Stardew Valley (of course) on my Reddit Soytendo console and listening to @Todd Thundercock vids on repeat ad infinitum to kill the crushing monotony.
The end.
P.S: Oh and I was able to survive for as long as I did in my own home because I have two furnaces one electric and one that runs on natural gas and looks like a real wood burning fireplace even though it isn't, so since its flames were on the entire time and slowly wafted out into my large trophy room without the aid of the blower (which takes electricity to run) I was able to survive in a mostly comfortable about 66-67 degree room while the rest of my house was at like 50 degrees or a little lower at the worst of times, ugh.
Yeah though apparently there's a huge historically unprecendented tornado heading our way soon too from Texas allegedly/apparently so looks like you niggers are going to get @proudweeb as your sole public administrator probably far sooner than you could ever hope lmao!!!
P.P.S: During much of this I thought of how our bro the super TrueCel Christopher Thomas Knight survived open winter (in Maine I think it was?) during the harshest conditions imagineable, so his survival skills or surviveability inspired me a bit to just slug on through this tiring and stressful crap.
Oh and unfortunately I was not able to aquire any Mcdonald's during this experience but since Arby's was open I had that once the food places came back online so to speak.
(I wish).
Since so many users had worried that I died and were messaging me nonstop on Shitscord about where I am and what happened to me well...
For those that don't give a fuck about following the Jew's news (and who can blame you for that really?) there's been a HUGE nigger ice storm all across northern Michigan where my black nigger NEET ass lives which is unprecendented here as usually its only Cucknada my faggy neighbor thats even further to the north that usually gets these damned things.
Anyway this bullshit blew the back out of our whore power grid apparently, which is why I've been freezing my balls off for the past five days and having to eat mostly shitty peanut butter sandwhiches and the very few bananas (lol another nigger reference ie we're chimps remember?)I had left from a previous shopping run in order to survive. Oh joy.
So since I've barely gotten any sleep over the past five days on account of trying not to freeze to death inside my once relatively safe and modest home I've been too tired up until now to let you all know exactly whats happened to me despite being on all day.
That said eventually my Uncle ended up saving me by doing a wellness check of sorts (I have internet phone and no cell service as an unfuckable nigger NEET with no social life) and he's one of these always in the know and very useful blue collar boomer types whose always been up to speed on survival type of stuff from hunting equipment to guns to well you name it.
So he and my aunt have a generator and they even used to have a wood burning fireplace or heating system at their former house but now that they've moved into a fancier house they rely on their generator for backup power in emergency events like this but fortunately for him and us all power was restored to my nearby town where he lives so he was able to loan out his generator to my cousin his son and I just sat in his house for a day to ride the rest of the storm out while playing Stardew Valley (of course) on my Reddit Soytendo console and listening to @Todd Thundercock vids on repeat ad infinitum to kill the crushing monotony.
The end.
P.S: Oh and I was able to survive for as long as I did in my own home because I have two furnaces one electric and one that runs on natural gas and looks like a real wood burning fireplace even though it isn't, so since its flames were on the entire time and slowly wafted out into my large trophy room without the aid of the blower (which takes electricity to run) I was able to survive in a mostly comfortable about 66-67 degree room while the rest of my house was at like 50 degrees or a little lower at the worst of times, ugh.
Yeah though apparently there's a huge historically unprecendented tornado heading our way soon too from Texas allegedly/apparently so looks like you niggers are going to get @proudweeb as your sole public administrator probably far sooner than you could ever hope lmao!!!
P.P.S: During much of this I thought of how our bro the super TrueCel Christopher Thomas Knight survived open winter (in Maine I think it was?) during the harshest conditions imagineable, so his survival skills or surviveability inspired me a bit to just slug on through this tiring and stressful crap.
Oh and unfortunately I was not able to aquire any Mcdonald's during this experience but since Arby's was open I had that once the food places came back online so to speak.
