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where do you envision yourself in 5 years?

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lostcel

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i'll either have coped my self to oblivion, and looksmaxxed/dickmaxxed/NTmaxxed, if this is even possible

or ill have completely given up and rotmaxxed, probably going the neet or monk lifestyle, letting the days pass by until death
 
Hopefully have a sexy body (not face, that will always be ugly) and will have a good job (to pay for hookers), will by then have 100K+ posts on here
 
Same shit brother
 
Things will be worse whatever happens.
 
In a prison cell, or dead
 
Famous and swimming in pussy.

Otherwise... death.
 
Dangling on the end of a noose.
 
KilluminoidBR said:
Famous and swimming in pussy.

Otherwise... death.

if you manage to get power in brazil, be sure to spread the blackpill at the highest level possible
 
nausea said:
if you manage to get power in brazil, be sure to spread the blackpill at the highest level possible

Be sure of that ^_^
 
when I turned 20 I said "in 5 years you are not a virgin anymore"
still have time, at 25 it's escortcel-time
 
In Thailand nailing 5/10 PSL's. While I will proceed to do until my health gives out, then I will rope.

6 more months of this UK shit boyos...the end of my time in the west is near...literally NEVER coming back.
 
itsOVER said:
In Thailand nailing 5/10 PSL's. While I will proceed to do until my health gives out, then I will rope.

6 more months of this UK shit boyos...the end of my time in the west is near...literally NEVER coming back.
Only 5/10 in Thailand? You must be ugly as hell lol
 
NeverSubmit said:
Only 5/10 in Thailand? You must be ugly as hell lol

I am bro. Posted my pics before.

I also generally rate a bit harsher than most here and use the PSL rating. In this sense a 5/10 is a decent looking girl but not a Stacy. Occasionally you can luck out in Thailand and get a 7 PSL, but it's rare. Only had one girl for free that I'd rate PSL 7.
 
working in a STEM field, I lost my virginity and finished puberty

Looksmaxxing can help a lot and you should try it,NTmaxxing can only work if your mental problems are caused by your environment(Doesn't help with severe autism) and dickmaxxing is not necessary and can be quite risky
 
Barring some miracle, most of us will still be virgins. Some may get lucky and fuck a used up roastie landwhales, but overall there really is no hope for us sub-8 men.
 
If you didnt answer dead, you are not a truecel
 
Harvey_Weinstein_Hero said:
Around 10am central time on the 9th

You should listen to one last song before you pull the trigger. (it makes your last moment at least enjoyable)
 
Facade said:
You should listen to one last song before you pull the trigger. (it makes your last moment at least enjoyable)

Enjoyable music died many years ago for me
 
Harvey_Weinstein_Hero said:
Enjoyable music died many years ago for me

what have you been doing in the days leading up to your final day? your favorite copes, final goodbyes?
 
King of The Incels
 
lostcel said:
what have you been doing in the days leading up to your final day? your favorite copes, final goodbyes?

basically still wage salving - for some reasons I still feel inclined to work even though it's utterly pointless. I guess i'm to used to the routine. 

my copes have always been smoking and LDAR. i've written my letters to my remaining close family and will send them out the day before hand
 
Rotting with glee on NEETbux, except totally bald.
 
Just waiting for my ride out of this Universe.
 
I'm hoping to pay off my loans and score my looksmatch. I'd say get married to her but I'd rather not get divorce raped. It sucks that it's how things work, society has literally killed a dream of mine. I want a new PC and some tattoos, maybe a motorcycle. If I keep looksmaxxing and perfect my image I think I'll be good.

Or rope if the mental illness wins out LOL but I've been keeping that pretty much under control.
 
Slaying gold diggers
 
If i do not kill myself yet here sut in front a computer posting in an incel forum
 
Grotesque said:
Rotting with glee on NEETbux, except totally bald.

Join the club lol. 

You look like that guy from the movie falling down LOL with your hair right now. 

You got some dank videos, bro. Living that NEET life LOL. Is your sleep schedule all fucked up?
 
Either dead or ldaring tbh


Also perhaps e whoring
 
If I go into plastic surgery I will be waiving my fees for all incels.
 
Buried under miles of rubble from one of St. Kim's bombs.
 
KyloRen said:
If I go into plastic surgery I will be waiving my fees for all incels.
the majority of plastic surgery patients are actually old roasties, and the rest are probably incels wtih 1-2 major flaws like huge nose
 
lostcel said:
the majority of plastic surgery patients are actually old roasties, and the rest are probably incels wtih 1-2 major flaws like huge nose

Makes good money and I can help out fellow incels.
 
The same position that I'm in right now.
 
Sub8Hate said:
I'm hoping to pay off my loans and score my looksmatch. I'd say get married to her but I'd rather not get divorce raped. It sucks that it's how things work, society has literally killed a dream of mine. I want a new PC and some tattoos, maybe a motorcycle. If I keep looksmaxxing and perfect my image I think I'll be good.

Or rope if the mental illness wins out LOL but I've been keeping that pretty much under control.

Can't you do this? 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prenuptial_agreement

I also want to get my looksmatch and I hope it will work.
 
Facade said:
Can't you do this? 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prenuptial_agreement

I also want to get my looksmatch and I hope it will work.

I've heard that judges can throw those out on a whim.
 
Sub8Hate said:
I've heard that judges can throw those out on a whim.

They have to act accroding to the law.You can sue them and they could lose their job if they don't
 
Playing cyberpunk 2077
 

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