Serious When you order vanilla lattes at Starbucks . . .

[SlayerSlayer]

Do you ever get the impression that the barista is on to you? I do. It's a drink they make for me with acute stink-eye. I could order a peppermint frappucinno which is objectively a much more annoying drink to make, but that doesn't get nearly as much stink eye as the vanilla latte. Especially if you order it with autism voice. I don't even use the pseudonym 'Elliot,' which is the proper incel way to order a vanilla latte. Just saying that, I think most baristas read IT.

 

[Deleted member 101]

No because I don’t idolize that lil cunt

 

[TheSecondComing]

I don't go to Starbucks or drink coffee related things.

 

[Deleted member 18193]

Starbucks is too soy for me anyway

 

[Deleted member 101]

Starbucks is too soy for me anyway

Then stop fucking asking for soy milk in your drinks then

 

[LastGerman]

I never went to Starbucks or anything similar to that, I also never consumed any coffee. Brutal Starbucks pill and coffee pill.

 

[JestER]

Imagine going to Starcucks as an iNkWeLL JFL, that is soy territory

 

[SlayerSlayer]

No because I don’t idolize that lil cunt

I think if you just generally hate all people, including yourself, you will understand. ER embodied that. I didn't understand that at first. I kind of hate Elliot honestly. I more do it as an insider incel ritual only myself and a handful of others would understand.

 

[Deleted member 101]

Imagine going to Starcucks as an iNkWeLL JFL, that is soy territory

Then stop ordering soy lattes you fucking lil shits

 

[Deleted member 18193]

Then stop fucking asking for soy milk in your drinks then

You're telling me they have options other than soy milk?

 

[Words2_live_bye]

"Asian and Indian men are like unsold Rose Tico figures at Walmart. The market pretends it's worth something, when it's really just trash wasting shelf space. "
that is such a good reference holy shit

 

[Deleted member 101]

You're telling me they have other options other than soy milk?

They have...cream. And whole milk. And 2%. Pretty sure they have almond milk, too.
you can also take your coffee like a real man

 

[KingChemist]

Do you ever get the impression that the barista is on to you? I do. It's a drink they make for me with acute stink-eye. I could order a peppermint frappucinno which is objectively a much more annoying drink to make, but that doesn't get nearly as much stink eye as the vanilla latte. Especially if you order it with autism voice. I don't even use the pseudonym 'Elliot,' which is the proper incel way to order a vanilla latte. Just saying that, I think most baristas read IT.

Whenever I see a stacy barista I always order that. LMAO. I quietly sit at the corner and sip my drink while staring at the barista. Amazing cope.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

"Asian and Indian men are like unsold Rose Tico figures at Walmart. The market pretends it's worth something, when it's really just trash wasting shelf space. "
that is such a good reference holy shit

It's a shame more people aren't fucked up and nerdy in the way you are, so that they would understand the joke too.

 

[tehgymcel420]

I only ever order normal coffee from Starbucks, they don't even ask for my name, they just hand me the cup.

 

[Deleted member 101]

All the good coffee chains are like an hour away, so I have to rely on Starbucks or Dunkin to get my fix
Maybe I should make my own coffee at home

 

[Deleted member 18193]

They have...cream. And whole milk. And 2%. Pretty sure they have almond milk, too.
you can also take your coffee like a real man

i know lol. I'm just too high inhib to go to starbucks. Last time I went I got brutally mogged

 

[Deleted member 101]

i know lol. I'm just too high inhib to go to starbucks. Last time I went I got brutally mogged

I’m just fucking with ya

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Whenever I see a stacy barista I always order that. LMAO. I quietly sit at the corner and sip my drink while staring at the barista. Amazing cope.

I think the way you put it is best. It's a just a damn good cope. Same with driving in traffic blasting AM by Eggy

 

[Deleted member 101]

I wish I liked my coffee black tbh
Adding anything to coffee makes it unhealthy

 

[Deleted member 17606]

I like those coffee made desert drinks sometimes but caffine has never had an effect on me and I dont get the hype. If theyre onto you just make it at home or something.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I wish I liked my coffee black tbh
Adding anything to coffee makes it unhealthy

Depends on how lactose you are.

 

[FinnCel]

I think the nearest Starbucks is in Helsinki, and I'm from eastern Finland

 

[Deleted member 101]

Depends on how lactose you are.

I’m not lactose intolerant but I can’t stand purely bitter coffee so I have to have it be sweetened somewhat.
And a bunch of the coffees at Starbucks are horrible for you and fattening.

 

[KingChemist]

I think the way you put it is best. It's a just a damn good cope. Same with driving in traffic blasting AM by Eggy

Exactly. Let the man enjoy some subliminal humor.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I like those coffee made desert drinks sometimes but caffine has never had an effect on me and I dont get the hype. If theyre onto you just make it at home or something.

The whole point is to reward myself with an incel ritual. An incel should take pride that they have possibly disturbed a liberal feminist barista just because of the drink you ordered. I suppose the irony is the money I spend keeps such people employed too, but I don't think such people care about the nuts and bolts of such things.

 

[iKillCucks]

Imagine going to Starcucks as an iNkWeLL JFL, that is soy territory

StarCUCKS

 

[inceliboy]

it's literally ERfuel

 

[Uglyme]

No cause I dont got to that faggot and soy place.

 

[lanturn]

I just have regular coffee. Most Starbucks employees where I live are old people but last week there was a gigachad at the cash.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

I’ve not been in a Starbucks in years. Overpriced shit and everyone in there looks like a libshit soyboy with a Mac book.

 

[JestER]

Then stop ordering soy lattes you fucking lil shits

Never said I went there, Soy detected

 

[based_meme]

Imagine paying (((them))) $5 for a coffee.

 

[Bakura806]

coffee is for normies tbh never drinking that shit

 

[Deleted member 16624]

I've never drank starbucks and coffee tastes like shit anyways

 

[chadalwayswins]

I’ve not been in a Starbucks in years. Overpriced shit and everyone in there looks like a libshit soyboy with a Mac book.

agree with this

also all the employees there look like SJWs, so i don't want to support that

 

[Deleted member 21219]

I never went to Starbucks or anything similar to that, I also never consumed any coffee. Brutal Starbucks pill and coffee pill.

Same here. Brutal suifuel for poorcels.

 

[Iwanttolive]

Stop goin to starbucks, its a chad/stacy/cuck honeypot
Anw I can't afford 7 dollars coffee drinks as a poorcel

 

[Deleted member 21219]

Imagine paying (((them))) $5 for a coffee.

What a waste. Starbucks coffee and the iphone are great examples of the statuspill.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Imagine going to Starcucks as an iNkWeLL JFL, that is soy territory

 

[Hate_my_life]

The next times it's Elliot remembrance day, I'll order one and say my name is: "Elliot Rodger" or "Supreme Gentleman".

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

Honestly, I think most people don't know about incels, Elliot, especially his favorite Starbucks drink.