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Story When were you the closest to having sex?

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When I was around 18 I lived with my brother (let's call him Hank) and his girlfriend (let's call her Jessica) for a few months. They had been together for a couple of years but their relationship was deteriorating at the moment when I joined them. Jessica was flirting with other men and generally acting like a bitch towards Hank. Maybe my presence was adding fuel to the fire? I'm sure Jessica was disgusted by me and my awkwardness, and didn't want my ugly presence around her. Maybe she was disillusioned with Hank when she learned he has dysgenic trash like me for a brother. Anyway, after a few months of me living with them, they finally officially broke up. Hank and me moved out to a different place, but their car still belonged to the both of them, so they shared it and Hank let me use it sometimes. One day I was finally moving out to a different town and I needed a lift to the train station but Hank was away. So the plan was: I take their car to Jessica's place and Jessica drives me to the train station. I didn't want to miss the train, so I departed a good hour earlier. When I arrived at Jessica's place, she invited me in and offered to cut my hair. I was just as confused by this random offer as you and I tried to refuse at first, but she really insisted on cutting my hair. So I agreed, then it hit me. I had to take my shirt off. I was really meek and not assertive at all back then, so I didn't back out of it, I just thought well whatever, this wouldn't be the first time she'd see my bare chest (beach and stuff). So she cut my hair and told me to go take a shower. Then I finally realized what was really going on. Jessica had set up the context for revenge sex with me. Or maybe she was feeling so trashy and so hungry for cock that she'd consider even someone like me? I don't know, women are weird. But I was a horny 18 year old and she was kinda hot, so I actually wanted to do it. But I had absolutely no social skills so I didn't know how to handle that situation. There were moments of silence when Jessica waited for me to say something, but my mind was empty. So I took the shower, she gave me a lift, and that's the end of the story. Now that I think about it, the whole situation feels creepy and disgusting. She wanted to use me as a means to her plot. It's probably for the best that nothing happened.
 
I have never been close to having sex. I am closer to touching the stars than I am in touching a pussy
 
I never even held hands so nowhere even close
 
When I got in trouble for groping foids.
 
Jessica had set up the context for revenge sex with me. Or maybe she was feeling so trashy and so hungry for cock that she'd consider even someone like me? I don't know, women are weird. But I was a horny 18 year old and she was kinda hot, so I actually wanted to do it. But I had absolutely no social skills so I didn't know how to handle that situation.
While a weak man such as yourself would've crumbled, a man such as myself would've risen to the importance of the occasion. If that was me in your position, I would've ascended and never had to join this forum.
 
When I was SAd as a child, but I don't think that would count.
 
cute asian girl slept on my bed drunk for a while after having some soju in my dorm common room. then again that situation doesnt count as being "close to sex" for me because im a moralcel
 
earlier when I was walking past a primary school in gta 5 (get jebaited glowies)

no but really when i 8 years old
damn that still sounds pretty bad
 
I have never had a single situation in my life where I was remotely close to a woman wanting to have sex with me. I would wager I have been closer to being the first sand nigga to touch Mars than I have been to having sex.
 
A teacher told a girl to copy my notes in school so she had to walk up to me and get them.
 
cute asian girl slept on my bed drunk for a while after having some soju in my dorm common room. then again that situation doesnt count as being "close to sex" for me because im a moralcel
Average 2025 “cel” :lul::lul::lul:
 
U should have touched her pussy at least (goatis moment)
cute asian girl slept on my bed drunk for a while after having some soju in my dorm common room. then again that situation doesnt count as being "close to sex" for me because im a moralcel
 
U should have touched her pussy at least (goatis moment)
She was 10 years older than me and had absolutely no reason to be attracted to me. It must have been some plot to turn me and my brother against each other. Bros before hoes.

Tbh I don't even know if she really did have sexual intentions. It might have been one of those situations where a foid leads a man on, then humiliates him. I didn't take the bait.
 
When I was around 18 I lived with my brother (let's call him Hank) and his girlfriend (let's call her Jessica) for a few months. They had been together for a couple of years but their relationship was deteriorating at the moment when I joined them. Jessica was flirting with other men and generally acting like a bitch towards Hank. Maybe my presence was adding fuel to the fire? I'm sure Jessica was disgusted by me and my awkwardness, and didn't want my ugly presence around her. Maybe she was disillusioned with Hank when she learned he has dysgenic trash like me for a brother. Anyway, after a few months of me living with them, they finally officially broke up. Hank and me moved out to a different place, but their car still belonged to the both of them, so they shared it and Hank let me use it sometimes. One day I was finally moving out to a different town and I needed a lift to the train station but Hank was away. So the plan was: I take their car to Jessica's place and Jessica drives me to the train station. I didn't want to miss the train, so I departed a good hour earlier. When I arrived at Jessica's place, she invited me in and offered to cut my hair. I was just as confused by this random offer as you and I tried to refuse at first, but she really insisted on cutting my hair. So I agreed, then it hit me. I had to take my shirt off. I was really meek and not assertive at all back then, so I didn't back out of it, I just thought well whatever, this wouldn't be the first time she'd see my bare chest (beach and stuff). So she cut my hair and told me to go take a shower. Then I finally realized what was really going on. Jessica had set up the context for revenge sex with me. Or maybe she was feeling so trashy and so hungry for cock that she'd consider even someone like me? I don't know, women are weird. But I was a horny 18 year old and she was kinda hot, so I actually wanted to do it. But I had absolutely no social skills so I didn't know how to handle that situation. There were moments of silence when Jessica waited for me to say something, but my mind was empty. So I took the shower, she gave me a lift, and that's the end of the story. Now that I think about it, the whole situation feels creepy and disgusting. She wanted to use me as a means to her plot. It's probably for the best that nothing happened.
I WAS NEVER EVER CLOSE I AM 10000 MILES AWAY FROM SEX EVER
 
Probably a few years ago when I was at a small party with some friends and there a becky, which was just pumped and dumped by Chad and she was really really drunk, I have to add that she was a real hoe and I know that she fucked atleast one other guy from our friend group back then. So drunk becky hoe, who is completly destroyed, is basically the best option you will ever get. I even got her number and we said that we would meet up for date next week, which was a lot for me at this point.
Basically never happened, I were textin her next day amd she probably realized now when she was sober what she said yesterday, so we never dated at all and now she is together with Chad (I dont know if its the same who pumbed and dumped her) and he is like the perfect summarize for Chad 6'3 good and 10/10 prettyboy face
 
I've masturbated while looking at images and videos of women, that's basically the same as sex. :chad:
 
She was 10 years older than me and had absolutely no reason to be attracted to me. It must have been some plot to turn me and my brother against each other. Bros before hoes.

Tbh I don't even know if she really did have sexual intentions. It might have been one of those situations where a foid leads a man on, then humiliates him. I didn't take the bait.
that was a reply to forsenMaxLevel
 
The last time I touched a pussy was when I came out of the womb.

Every single interaction I’ve had with a women that wasn’t a family member has been for educational or business purposes. The only women that have touched me that weren’t my family members were masseuses.
 
Average 2025 “cel” :lul::lul::lul:
do you have to be a rapist neet to be an incel. What if you're just so ugly and ethnic and nd. I promise you 80% of the site mogs me by not having subhuman acne and being white.
 
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I have never been given an opportunity to have sexual intercourse. :feelsree::reeeeee:
 
I was genuinely doing good before covid hit, good looking, good grades, plenty friends but the moment the first wave of quarantine hit, I got like fucking mind raped by isolation and now I can barely function like a human.
 
I came out of a woman's womb if that counts
 
wtf is this thread. Fuck this site man.
 
mooooooogs me.

my closest is right now if I rape a random women out there then proceed to kill myself.
 
If you've ever been in a situation where you were close to having sex, that means you'd probably end up actually having sex if you kept trying, so it wouldn't make sense to be on this forum.

With that said: low IQ if you genuinely think she wanted to have sex with you.
 
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When I was SAd as a child, but I don't think that would count.
was it atleast by a foid or did you get peter schully'd
 
Accidentally elbowed a flight attendants tits

If that means anything
 
Lot of fakecels exposing themselves on this thread. If you've been close to having sex your a fakecel end of story
 
never even close
 
The last time I touched a pussy was when I came out of the womb.
Incel trait: you didn’t even do that cuz you were a c section :feelskek:
 
In high school when I opened the door for a foid who was locked outside and she thanked me
 
I've never been even remotely close to having sex
 
A girl put her head on my shoulder, also see the role below my name.
 
I held her hand to help her up. She was older and with her (assumption) kid
 

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