LifeFuel when u poop after holding it in all day so you have something to look forward too
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Can't beat a good ole dump in the toilet.
Nice postmaxxing bro
tbh
stupid faggot
Shitting and reading on the toilet is one of the highlights of my day, tbh. Best is when it takes really long and you shit out a lot of shit, so you can finish a whole chapter on the toilet. So comfy! I wish I had to take a shit more often than just around one time per day or so.
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Based brownpillers.
Don't hold that shit too long you'll get impacted stool.
Hemorrhoids ruined pooping for me.
Weightloss, I lose like 1.5 pounds each time I poop
Once I measured before and after just for this purpose because I was excited to see my weight go up but it would never go up beyond a certain point, as it turns out its just the food I eat accumulating in my intestines thats making me "gain" weight
Once I measured before and after just for this purpose because I was excited to see my weight go up but it would never go up beyond a certain point, as it turns out its just the food I eat accumulating in my intestines thats making me "gain" weight
and smelly too
Holy fuck, I can't hold my shit whole fucking day, holding shit is not my thing.
If there is no bathroom nearby I just find a secluded place and offer my dump sneakily.
Also holding your shit for an entire fucking day and taking it inside a 2'x3' cubicle does not worth the "hold" at all. I don't understand how people take shit in bathrooms, Jesus.
There was this american tourist foid who sneaked into one of the closets at the workplace and tried to take a shit there. Luckily one of the cleaning ladies saw her and took her out.
American tourists are always shit to deal with, but this foid tried to take it to the next level.
American tourists are always shit to deal with, but this foid tried to take it to the next level.
I love it when you hold it in for a couple days and then when you shit it hurts so fucking bad like it’s ripping your asshole a new asshole
It is over.
Doesn't the shit become so big it hurts your ass when you hold it in though?
When I take a dump after three days of not taking one I feel like my ass is about to fall out of me, I actually have an irrational paranoid fear of anal prolapse every time I take shits.
When I take a dump after three days of not taking one I feel like my ass is about to fall out of me, I actually have an irrational paranoid fear of anal prolapse every time I take shits.
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I held in a massive shit for 2 hours today. Letting it out was lifefuel man!!
You try being scared for no good reason every time you shit and see if it's amusing buddy
Incels have the most amusing neuroses.
I just pooped.
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From now on. Whenever I do a big yucky shit, you guys will be on my mind.
i just took a nice shit today after eating 7 cheeseburgers
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Only at work i feel this way.
I can't hold it in. I have to go as soon as possible.
One day I was walking home from the local mall and I felt it coming on as soon as I left. The walk home was a torturous race against time - an emergency touching cloth situation. As soon as I got in I literally sprinted to the toilet and started unloading before I had even fully sat down.
A call from nature is a call that can't be put on hold.
One day I was walking home from the local mall and I felt it coming on as soon as I left. The walk home was a torturous race against time - an emergency touching cloth situation. As soon as I got in I literally sprinted to the toilet and started unloading before I had even fully sat down.
A call from nature is a call that can't be put on hold.
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So fellowcels, how long are your nopoop streaks?
You strike a valid argument.
I have stomach flu so i go to the bathroom several times in a day and my poop is all bubbly and oily. No actual shit and smells like sulfur
tbh
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