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Meme When the average man has sex, he loses 120 calories;

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when we have sex, we lose 120 calories, our dignity and 100 dollars.
 
That’s why @Blacktarpill is so skinny :chad::banhammer:
 
no sex for me
 
Whores are so cheap and plentiful in the UK. I am jealous.
 
More like $500 in my location :feelsrope:
 
Just edge 5 hours a day without cumming like I used to do, ez weight loss
 
Where I live, its like 70-100 bucks for a sub 2 Obese old roastie to wrap your dick in 20 condoms and slurp down on it after you get super herpes that melts through all 20 layers. JFL at Richfags, if I lost 100 bucks i'd be in debt, IT'S OVER
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Reminds me of a Rodney Dangerfield joke: "Doctors say when you have sex you lose 150 calories. I had sex once. I lost even more: 150 calories, my watch and my wallet."
 
Reminds me of a Rodney Dangerfield joke: "Doctors say when you have sex you lose 150 calories. I had sex once. I lost even more: 150 calories, my watch and my wallet."
That's the one! I heard someone say it a long time ago and remembered today, but not the specifics.
 
Women gain calories.
They give starfish sex and chad creampies her
 
just have sex br0
 
Where I live, its like 70-100 bucks for a sub 2 Obese old roastie to wrap your dick in 20 condoms and slurp down on it after you get super herpes that melts through all 20 layers. JFL at Richfags, if I lost 100 bucks i'd be in debt, IT'S OVER
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thats why you DONT escort in burgerland bro
 
how much you lose by just fapping?
 
When the average man has sex, he takes it for granted. This is because the matriarchy has decided that the “average man” is a Chad.
 
More like 50 years in Cucknada.
 
i dont want to be skinnier
 
This is why Chad is lean regardless of his bad diet :chad:
 
This is why I'm fat
 

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