Serious When is the last time you peed the bed?

[Sniffles]

Me personally I've never done it since a baby. But tell us your bed wetting story. I have peed my pants at school twice though.

 

[2340922]

Well I don't ever remember. A long while ago.
And I didn't know you had a pee kink

 

[Deleted member 14866]

age 6 probably

 

[Insomniac]

When I was like 8 or 9.

I’m autistic so i was a bit slow to develop tbh..

 

[Sniffles]

Well I don't ever remember. A long while ago.
And I didn't know you had a pee kink

Not so fast to assume there boyo!

 

[atomcel]

2 months ago

 

[Sniffles]

2 months ago

Good job tbh boyo. Liberating feeling eh? Low inhib beast you.

 

[Ritalincel]

2oo5

 

[Sniffles]

2oo5

Try it again tbh. Very nice memory btw.

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

1966.

 

[Sniffles]

1966.

You guys have crazy memory of this tbh

 

[Sadist]

Almost shat my bed last year. Had a dream I was taking a shit which prompted me to wake up since if you pee or shit in your dream it means you might shit/piss yourself in real life. When I woke up I had a really had to take a shit, had to clench my ass hard as I ran to the toilet cause it felt it was about to come out already.

 

[Sniffles]

Almost shat my bed last year. Had a dream I was taking a shit which prompted me to wake up since if you pee or shit in your dream it means you might shit/piss yourself in real life. When I woke up I had a really had to take a shit, had to clench my ass hard as I ran to the toilet cause it felt it was about to come out already.

That story was actually really exhilarating tbh. I see these types of things happen all the time. People above the age of 60 are always in a hurry to the bathroom.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

discharge sometimes

 

[Sniffles]

discharge sometimes

Lol what? Discharge sometimes? In the bed?

 

[Sadist]

People above the age of 60 are always in a hurry to the bathroom.

I'm in uni

 

[Mainländer]

I was 13. I don't know what happened in all honesty.

 

[Ritalincel]

Try it again tbh. Very nice memory btw.

I didn't piss the bed on purpose. I was 7 years old

 

[Sniffles]

I didn't piss the bed on purpose. I was 7 years old

Yeah I didn't peen at school on purpose either. I was 9.

 

[jerrycan dan]

10 years old
no piss in bed gang

 

[Sniffles]

10 years old
no piss in bed gang

Do it again boyo.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

I don't think I ever actually did. I got potty trained at a really young age.

 

[Sniffles]

I don't think I ever actually did. I got potty trained at a really young age.

I never bed pissed either. Just in my pants at school.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Lol what? Discharge sometimes? In the bed?

nocturnal discharge

 

[Ritalincel]

shit the bed
1. verb. To die

2. verb. To become mechanically inoperable beyond the point of repair. See also, fucked, fubar.

entymology and usage: "shit the bed" comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled. To use the term as a "euphamism" for biological death is considered to be in poor taste. It is more often colorfully used in definition 2.

1. That asshole Mr Jones never had a good word to say to anyone. At his funeral, the few attendees were secretly glad that he had shit the bed.

2. I was hoping that my car could be repaired, but the mechanic told me that it had shit the bed so I had it scrapped.

by Marc February 25, 2004

 

[Robtical]

Not more than a year ago. I always have dreams where I'm taking a piss in a toilet then wake up and find out I pissed on myself. Now I get paranoid everytime before I take a piss because I think I might be dreaming.

 

[Ritalincel]

Shit the Cock
When something breaks it "shits the cock"
"Dude, they drove there car off the upper parking lot, gapped the road and landed about 30 feet down. They did it twice before the suspension shit the cock"

by superman :] October 18, 2008

 

[gnomen1]

I think I was 20. Bluepilled and had been drinking heavily at a party. Fell asleep in my bed and woke up in the morning and the bed was wet. Probably a seizure, because one of my teeth was slightly chipped. Fuck alcohol.

 

[Cuyen]

when I was 11 if I dont remember wrong

 

[Deleted member 6470]

I never did that.

 

[nekomimimodo]

I don't know, 6 or 7 I guess. Even the few times I got blackout drunk I still never peed bed

 

[Valiant Virgin]

I have a vague recollection of doing it when I was 6 or 7.

 

[BKFL]

The last time I remember doing it I was like 8-9. But I’ve probably done it a few times I can’t remember between then and now.

 

[FinnCel]

2013, got super drunk and woke up in my own piss

 

[Michael15651]

12

 

[Ritalincel]

shit the cunt
An event in which a woman see's fit to put her hand between her legs(far enough to touch her anus), curls one out(a poo)on her hand, and then rubs said turd, around her vagina

This phrase can also be used as an abstract alternative for the phrase "shit the bed", which is used as an emphasis of an event.
"hey morgan, i saw some weird porn last night"
"oh yeah, what happened"
"Some blond shit the cunt"
"Thats nasty"

OR

*Massive explosion*
"WHOOAAA SHIT THE CUNT!"

by tiediedemon November 26, 2007

 

[Blacktarpill]

I cant remember

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

When I was like 8

 

[Ritalincel]

Shit the Tent
Defecating inside your sleeping arrangement, accidentally or intentionally.

Mason woke up and realized he had soiled himself. After removing his shorts, stepping in them and stumbling around, he realized he had shit the tent and fled into the woods, completely naked.

by Atomics May 29, 2013

 

[Insomniac]

I cant remember

Is it over for dementiacels? I forgot.

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

Me personally I've never done it since a baby. But tell us your bed wetting story. I have peed my pants at school twice though.

I actually did once when I was piss drunk a couple of years ago, thats the only time I've ever done that I can remember.

 

[blackcel]

Last month. I went to sleep drunk as all fuck and woke up with my thigghs smelling like piss but none on the bed. My cuddle pillow sucked up all the piss. Thanks cuddle pillow.

 

[Six]

At 6 years old, maybe.

 

[Deleted member 265]

I didn't piss the bed on purpose. I was 7 years old

you are 22 years old

based

 

[ihaveno1]

Sometime before the 2010s, dont remember exactly