When I was 18, I tried to flirt with a blonde milf and got fucking wrecked

[Clavicus Vile]

I was under pressure at the time, was being pressured by family to try and get a girlfriend. One day I did something really stupid.

I was in a supermarket with my step dad, he said “oh look at her, why don’t you go try to talk to her”. I’d usually say no but for some reason I did this, I have no idea why. I’ve always felt less nervous around milfs than girls my age so I guess maybe that’s the reason I had the balls idk.

Anyways I approached this blonde milf who looked to be in her late 30s but she was really hot. I said hi to her and she said hello back. I asked her a few generic questions and we went back and fourth about groceries and her kids.

I then said “you have lovely hair btw”. She then smiled awkwardly and said “oh thanks”. But then she said “did you lose a bet or something kid?”. I can’t really remember the rest but she was uncomfortable asf, I still can’t believe I did that.

 

[Whitefeminineboy]

I was under pressure at the time, was being pressured by family to try and get a girlfriend. One day I did something really stupid.

I was in a supermarket with my step dad, he said “oh look at her, why don’t you go try to talk to her”. I’d usually say no but for some reason I did this, I have no idea why. I’ve always felt less nervous around milfs than girls my age so I guess maybe that’s the reason I had the balls idk.

Anyways I approached this blonde milf who looked to be in her late 30s but she was really hot. I said hi to her and she said hello back. I asked her a few generic questions and we went back and fourth about groceries and her kids.

I then said “you have lovely hair btw”. She then smiled awkwardly and said “oh thanks”. But then she said “did you lose a bet or something kid?”. I can’t really remember the rest but she was uncomfortable asf, I still can’t believe I did that.

over

 

[anglocelticcel]

I was under pressure at the time, was being pressured by family to try and get a girlfriend. One day I did something really stupid.

Do they not fucking realise it’s better for quite literally EVERYONE we leave her alone.

I was in a supermarket with my step dad, he said “oh look at her, why don’t you go try to talk to her”. I’d usually say no but for some reason I did this, I have no idea why. I’ve always felt less nervous around milfs than girls my age so I guess maybe that’s the reason I had the balls.

Shopping centre, they always say ‘you should talk to her’ Why what’s the point, best case scenario I get rejected nicely.
‘Oh you never know, could be different this time’ isn’t that what you said the past 58 million times before

 

[anglocelticcel]

That wasn’t aimed at you sorry mate

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

They assume you're joking or doing a prank because the idea of someone like you genuinely flirting is too absurd to be real.

 

[Sonicfancel]

I was under pressure at the time, was being pressured by family to try and get a girlfriend

Family pressure is one of the worst things a incel can have. Brutal, boyo.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

my step dad,

there's your problem

 

[SickWeakCoward]

 

[Grodd]

They assume you're joking or doing a prank because the idea of someone like you genuinely flirting is too absurd to be real.

 

[Grodd]

Low inhib mogs me

 

[God's Lonely Man]

Just betabuxx roasties bro

 

[Violet loner]

Damn, why did you pulled back? You could've just pushed more

 

[four1298]

Do they not fucking realise it’s better for quite literally EVERYONE we leave her alone.

Shopping centre, they always say ‘you should talk to her’ Why what’s the point, best case scenario I get rejected nicely.
‘Oh you never know, could be different this time’ isn’t that what you said the past 58 million times before

Rejection is misandry. When a foid rejects you, it means she doesn't like you, a man. It's violence against men because it hurts men so much.

 

[anglocelticcel]

Rejection is misandry. When a foid rejects you, it means she doesn't like you, a man. It's violence against men because it hurts men so much.

Woah the alarming rate of misandry from the far left needs to be stopped

 

[Mr.Breb]

blackpill moment

 

[Mailercel]

But then she said “did you lose a bet or something kid?”.

Should have rolled with that, saved yourself.

Cold Approach never existed it’s like believing those 2010s prank channels were the real shit.

 

[creepybstrd]

Should have rolled with that, saved yourself.

Cold Approach never existed it’s like believing those 2010s prank channels were the real shit.

Cold approach does exist for chads

 

[Mailercel]

Cold approach does exist for chads

Rape is cold approach for chads

 

[creepybstrd]

Rape is cold approach for chads

Yeah but no woman will accuse chad of rape

 

[Mailercel]

Yeah but no woman will accuse chad of rape

Exactly

 

[autistspy1]

Rejection is misandry. When a foid rejects you, it means she doesn't like you, a man. It's violence against men because it hurts men so much.

 

[Icarus]

over

 

[Whitefeminineboy]

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[Steiner_Atlas]

Low inhib mogs me

 

[unhingedsamsung]

Should’ve went to the YMCA

 

[suicidecase]

It doesn't sound that bad. Sounds like she was insulting herself and not you. You should have laughed and said no, your Dad told you to come over and talk to you. She might have found it funny.

 

[FEMCELS FANTASY]

I was under pressure at the time, was being pressured by family to try and get a girlfriend. One day I did something really stupid.

I was in a supermarket with my step dad, he said “oh look at her, why don’t you go try to talk to her”. I’d usually say no but for some reason I did this, I have no idea why. I’ve always felt less nervous around milfs than girls my age so I guess maybe that’s the reason I had the balls idk.

Anyways I approached this blonde milf who looked to be in her late 30s but she was really hot. I said hi to her and she said hello back. I asked her a few generic questions and we went back and fourth about groceries and her kids.

I then said “you have lovely hair btw”. She then smiled awkwardly and said “oh thanks”. But then she said “did you lose a bet or something kid?”. I can’t really remember the rest but she was uncomfortable asf, I still can’t believe I did that.

That wasn’t wrecked.

That was simply mildly embarassed.

Wrecked is her openly reacting with scorn to your approach and belief you a lowly inkwell would ever think he’d even so much as have a chance with a goddess (in her own mind) like her.

I had the true form of wrecked happen to me way back in Junior High by a big titted dark haired cunt named Bonnie who also had some serious DSL’s on that sexy ass face of her’s.

I sort of kind of had the last laugh but not really since she shortly thereafter ruined her life by getting knocked up at 12-13 (whatever exactly her age was?) and having to leave school.

Don’t know if she ever returned or whether she had or aborted the kid or not but yeah either way I still don’t consider her getting knocked up and life wrecked (or at least majorly inconvenienced) a full and true win for me since I wasn’t the dude that got to creampie her.

Sigh.

 

[hindercel]

I was under pressure at the time, was being pressured by family to try and get a girlfriend. One day I did something really stupid.

I was in a supermarket with my step dad, he said “oh look at her, why don’t you go try to talk to her”. I’d usually say no but for some reason I did this, I have no idea why. I’ve always felt less nervous around milfs than girls my age so I guess maybe that’s the reason I had the balls idk.

Anyways I approached this blonde milf who looked to be in her late 30s but she was really hot. I said hi to her and she said hello back. I asked her a few generic questions and we went back and fourth about groceries and her kids.

I then said “you have lovely hair btw”. She then smiled awkwardly and said “oh thanks”. But then she said “did you lose a bet or something kid?”. I can’t really remember the rest but she was uncomfortable asf, I still can’t believe I did that.

Not as bad as it could have been

 

[ThePornographer]

Once they call you kid it's over

 

[Diddlium]

I can't even begin to say how much this post enrages me and makes me sad. Not because of the OP, but because I know for a fact that if I had even tried the same, she probably would've assaulted me for even existing. Just the fact that she even responded to you makes me incredibly jealous

It's not fair, man. I think that interaction alone, just to have one talk to me and not look at me with disgust probably would've given me life fuel for the next 50 years

 

[VλREN]

Inspiring stories form Walmart

 

[MattTheFramecel]

I would approach her and ask „do you also do the shopping here”

 

[antisocialcel]

SHE WAS GIVING YOU A WAY, YOU MOGGER LOW INHIB!

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO ME! OVER!

 

[fabricsoftener]

I would approach her and ask „do you also do the shopping here”

lmao