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tehgymcel420

tehgymcel420

Fesikhcel From Zabbaleen
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I'm gonna scream "Stinkus roast beef flappus" when I cast a spell, kinda like how magicians say "Abara cadabra" or "hockus pockus".

Does this sound cool or is it too silly?
 
those phrases sound silly scream "normius delenda est" when casting spells instead :feelsokman:
You can replace it with "foidus" too
 
I'm gonna scream "Stinkus roast beef flappus" when I cast a spell, kinda like how magicians say "Abara cadabra" or "hockus pockus".

Does this sound cool or is it too silly?
its a powerful spell
makes glass shatter and roasties toast
 
those phrases sound silly scream "normius delenda est" when casting spells instead :feelsokman:
You can replace it with "foidus" too
What does that mean?
 
Brutal
Few days away from your 6 year anniversary
you have been a part of this forum for 21% of your life :feelsrope:
Ya, it's brootal when you put it into words.
 
Wizard here :feelsbadman:
It sounds cool man. It’s important to have a cool-sounding spell incantation, I won’t spoil why though :feelsbadman:
 
Wizard here :feelsbadman:
It sounds cool man. It’s important to have a cool-sounding spell incantation, I won’t spoil why though :feelsbadman:
34 year old wizard here.

My favorite spells are:

Its over buddy boyo.

It never began.

Just take 50 cold showers bro.

Women likes confidence bro.

If you are a virgin it is your fault bro, work on your personality bro.

If you are an unattractive ethnic, its over.

Social defeat at a young age permanently changes your central system, just rope bro.

Approach her and tell your feelings bro. No is the worst thing she will say.

If she doesnt pick you, it is because of your attitude bro, meanwhile she bangs the chad that got a wife that is pregnant and she knows it jfl bro.

Saving my ultimate spell, Massive Voidzone of Absolute Slavery for the day breaks down. Everyone that rejected me, every normie, every s**haver and everyone that defended them will get sucked in to the void zone and become slaves with no rights for incels, in a game Ill make on my own, this is fiction.
 
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It sounds autistic.
 
needs more fesikh
 
I am currently stirring newt's blood together with fesikh in an alechemist's mortar, pro wizardcel elixirmaxxing
 
Wizard here :feelsbadman:
It sounds cool man. It’s important to have a cool-sounding spell incantation, I won’t spoil why though :feelsbadman:
What's your incantation?
 
I'm gonna scream "Stinkus roast beef flappus" when I cast a spell, kinda like how magicians say "Abara cadabra" or "hockus pockus".

Does this sound cool or is it too silly?
yes
 
Just summon up some bitches for your brocels please
 
You should also make a fesikh potion
 

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