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Story When even fat hookers/escorts won't respect you...

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Long story short; an escort saw I was a weak bodied dude, made fun out of me, scammed me and lost 200$ in the process...

Lost my virginity with an escorts last year (was 25). I've subsequently went to seek services of other hookers (4 or 5) out of desperation. THEY ALL without exception went bad (so no, hookers are not the answer for me).

Most of the time, I would get there, meet a completely different girl than the one I would see on the picture (usually fat with hanging belly and tits , wayyyy older, tons of make up and unhealthy body usually), I would then pay about 150 or 200 bucks and proceed...

It never lasted over 3 min, usually I always finish during BJ (imagine that...150$ for a bj with a fat under 5 chick) and then leave...


Last time was worst though. Arrived at the hotel. As usual it was a fat chick with a crass-smoking voice. Paid 200$ for an hour. She refused to give oral or even a handjob without condom (even though she had agreed to before the act)....She proceeds to give me a very lazy handjob with a condom on..I feel nothing and cant get it up.

She asks me to do it myself which I do. I then try to fuck here but I'm way too depressed by the whole situation/mood to get it in, she's also pretty unnactractive (she looked like that fat black girl on the left in the talk show ''The Talk''...

Because I can't get it in, I ask for a massage. She starts massaging really badly. When I ask her to massage me around my neck, she gets back on disgusts and tells me she doesn't wanna put her hand near my hair cuz I might have lices.


She tells me to leave the fuck out...Being a godamm doormat, I stand up, put on my clothes while she phones calls her friend. She, shamelessly laugh with her in front of me about how weak and pathetic her current client is.

I tell her good bye nicely and smiling for her time and she tells me to fuck off....This left the saddest feeling in the world in me.


Cope.
 
Let me add...the whole thing lasted less than 10 min...LMAO. Never going to hookers again...
 
how do you fail at escortceling
 
I imagine an escort would rush and just generally treat me like shit
 
how do you fail at escortceling

That's what I don't get...You're literally paying fair for a service and yet still proceed to get scammed/ disrespected...

Imagine that..IIf I had a stronger frame, I'm sure, she would have never acted like that....

Gotta suppress that weak frame I have once and for all..if hoes won't respect you then there's literally no hope...
 
Us truecels can't get attractive foids even if we're willing to pay.
 
i mean how did you even end up with these shit escorts, they sound like low tier street walkers. What's your location?
 
Wow. They have a bad service.
 
That's what I don't get...You're literally paying fair for a service and yet still proceed to get scammed/ disrespected...

Imagine that..IIf I had a stronger frame, I'm sure, she would have never acted like that....

Gotta suppress that weak frame I have once and for all..if hoes won't respect you then there's literally no hope...

where are you from? this shit does't happen here in brazil, hookers here will fuck the most gored trash subhuman IF he has good hygiene, do you have bad hygiene?
 
Game Set Match, OP.
 
First off stop fucking getto ass backpage hoes, if you are paying $200 you can get better service than that. Look into some review sites or escort agencies. Also if you are shy around a hooker get a little drunk first and don't put up with any shit, this is not a replacement for the date you'll never get, you are paying the bitch so get your nut and go.

Also if it's not the girl in the photo laugh in their face and walk
 
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You gave these skanks your semen which might I add can be used in a smoothie to boost mood and the immune system and that's how they treat you?!?! Where have all the upstanding whores gone!
 
wow wtf dude

us truecels can't win lol

we can't even PAY for sex and have it be good....just wtf is earth in 2018
 
Most of the time, I would get there, meet a completely different girl than the one I would see on the picture (usually fat with hanging belly and tits , wayyyy older, tons of make up and unhealthy body usually).

I would have just turned around, gone home and fapped if that happened.
 
It never lasted over 3 min, usually I always finish during BJ (imagine that...150$ for a bj with a fat under 5 chick) and then leave...

you can fix that by going to a massagist escort, tell her you gonna cum fast at round 1, and get a massage before round 2 ( wich you will last longer)
 
but you need to stop visiting crackhead hookers
 
I will probably never escortcel

me neither but it's crazy

like you can't even PAY for sex and maybe at least have it emulate a normie's experience. no, you must suffer till the end of your days. you must never know how it feels.
 
I would have just turned around, gone home and fapped if that happened.

I hate myself for not doing this each time it was a different girl at the door. Apperently it's a common practice. Most guys are just so weak they won't even step back even if it's from another ugly looking girl. It's the ''I'll take what I can'' mentality.

I live in Canada. And yes, they were all ''backpage'' hoes...Never again

Edit: I'm not all that bad looking. Yes I'm clean. Wasn't smelly or anything...I guess I just have extreme bad luck,,,
 
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''Eeeeeww. You're gross. I'm not putting my hand there. You probably have some lices..bla bl bla..(...) I'm not touching you ''...

These words are like engraved in my mind. Not fat, nor smelly, nor even that bad looking. Still look pretty youthful when shaved. I was trying to destress and she tells me that...

I think she did it on purpose just to make me go away..and it worked..

Good for her, she made an easy 200$ giving a 5 min massage...
 
Dude you need to realize that unprofessional hookers do that shit all the time. They want you out as quickly as possible so they can call up the dealer and get their next rock, bag, pill, whatever. They give zero fucks about you. I get being scared about regular girls but you need to realize it's just a business transaction, would you put with buying an Xbox one if a 360 was in the box? Fuck no. Stop worrying about what they think of you, you will never see them again and make sure you get your moneys worth.
 
''Eeeeeww. You're gross. I'm not putting my hand there. You probably have some lices..bla bl bla..(...) I'm not touching you ''...

These words are like engraved in my mind. Not fat, nor smelly, nor even that bad looking. Still look pretty youthful when shaved. I was trying to destress and she tells me that...

I think she did it on purpose just to make me go away..and it worked..

Good for her, she made an easy 200$ giving a 5 min massage...

jesus fucking christ dude

you should've never gave her money for that type of treatment, she didn't even do her job.

im fucking shaking from anger after reading that
 
The good thibg is that it's legal where I live and I assume that increases the "escort quality" But I don't want to lose my virginity to a whore
 
The good thibg is that it's legal where I live and I assume that increases the "escort quality" But I don't want to lose my virginity to a whore
i am against using prostitutes but damn if it was legal.... id probably just do it to alleviate the pain of no pussy.
 
Long story short; an escort saw I was a weak bodied dude, made fun out of me, scammed me and lost 200$ in the process...

Lost my virginity with an escorts last year (was 25). I've subsequently went to seek services of other hookers (4 or 5) out of desperation. THEY ALL without exception went bad (so no, hookers are not the answer for me).

Most of the time, I would get there, meet a completely different girl than the one I would see on the picture (usually fat with hanging belly and tits , wayyyy older, tons of make up and unhealthy body usually), I would then pay about 150 or 200 bucks and proceed...

It never lasted over 3 min, usually I always finish during BJ (imagine that...150$ for a bj with a fat under 5 chick) and then leave...


Last time was worst though. Arrived at the hotel. As usual it was a fat chick with a crass-smoking voice. Paid 200$ for an hour. She refused to give oral or even a handjob without condom (even though she had agreed to before the act)....She proceeds to give me a very lazy handjob with a condom on..I feel nothing and cant get it up.

She asks me to do it myself which I do. I then try to fuck here but I'm way too depressed by the whole situation/mood to get it in, she's also pretty unnactractive (she looked like that fat black girl on the left in the talk show ''The Talk''...

Because I can't get it in, I ask for a massage. She starts massaging really badly. When I ask her to massage me around my neck, she gets back on disgusts and tells me she doesn't wanna put her hand near my hair cuz I might have lices.


She tells me to leave the fuck out...Being a godamm doormat, I stand up, put on my clothes while she phones calls her friend. She, shamelessly laugh with her in front of me about how weak and pathetic her current client is.

I tell her good bye nicely and smiling for her time and she tells me to fuck off....This left the saddest feeling in the world in me.


Cope.
FUCK
 
Brutal, on the other hand you best believe i will batista bomb a bitch if she ever plays with my money like that. I will never let some stupid land whale treat me like that, even though im a desperate subhuman loser lol....
 
This is why I will never go to a hooker in the states. If you had refused to give her the money, she'd have the pimp extort it out of you. You wouldn't have the law to back you up, either.
 
I agree with Hardonthots. Your story happened to me once or twice in the past, but at least the bitch that scammed me was pretty hot. I learned to never pay prostitutes up front. Tell them you don't need the whole hour, only 15 minutes, so tell them you're only paying $60 max. Yes $60 even if she looks like her picture and looks hot. If you last more than 15 minutes and she wants more money, tell her you'll give her another 50 or 60 for 15 more minutes.

If it's a car date, drive her somewhere at least 10 minutes away from her initial location, so if she tries to scam you she'll be left in the street and have to buy an Uber. Always try to pay after you get the sex, pay them to leave. If they refuse to fuck you before giving them the money, tell them you want their phone or ID as collateral. And if they don't look like their picture, laugh at them and leave or cut the price down to $20 per 15 minutes.
 
You need to pay $500+ to get a girl that looks human and doesnt kick you out after 10 minutes. Get off backpage my dude.
 
You need to pay $500+ to get a girl that looks human and doesnt kick you out after 10 minutes. Get off backpage my dude.
They will be more likely to jack you if you pay that much. Best thing to do is go to a third world country or mexico and be an escortcel on the cheap.
 
so she looked like this? How many warnings do you escortcels need?

sheryl_underwood_detail.jpg
 
And this is why escortceling is a waste of time
 
i have a feeling you have cuckholding fetish
 
This is legendary inceldom right here boyo.
 
This post proves that escorts are scam and nothing beats an everyday girl
 
Even a slut dont respect incels. Even a slut mock incels.


:feelscry::feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
You NEED to begin walking away if she gives a bad vibe (i.e. won't kiss or hug as you meet or suck you bareback despite agreeing to such prior) or if she doesn't look like her pictures. If she locks the door with you inside before you get a real look -- no problem, unlock that sucker and go get another girl.
 

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