Angry_runt
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One time we were both on shift and I was about to leave. She asked what I was planning to do later.
Me jokingly: "probably go home and jerk off."
Her in a softer voice: "oh, did you need any help with that?"
In university, living in residence. Down in the first floor common area hanging out with friends. I'm giving a piggy back ride to a really cute girl.
She: Why don't you carry my up to my room?
I was a lifeguard in high-school. Had a girl ask me if I could teach her "Mouth-to-mouth" sometime, and winked at me.
I was at a party and this cute girl kept on finding reasons to talk to me the whole night. I just thought, “Wow, she’s so friendly!” and never picked up on the flirting.
Toward the end of the night it’s just the two of us alone and we get on the subject of injuries and surgeries. Turns out we both had to have hernia surgery, which involves an incision near the groin. At this point she says “actually, you can still feel the scar” and takes my hand and puts it down her pants.
"You wanna do it?"
I don't know if this was necessarily sexual but it was definitely me missing an obvious sign. There was a very pretty girl that I was very interested in in college. We had the same major so shared a lot of classes. One day she and I are talking and she says, "We should get together and study at my place. I can make dinner and everything."
Posted before, but girl was running her hand through my hair telling me how soft it was and asking me how I did it.
Was my partner in science and business classes in high school. Invited me to her family's cabin for a weekend. Just her and me. I asked about a friend and she said no,
When I was about 18 I was sleeping over at the place of the girl I’d had a crush on for years. As I went to sleep on the couch she said “you could sleep here in the bed if you want” (her bed, that she was currently in).
I walk into my room on Valentine’s Day and there’s a cute stuffed bear on my bed, and note from a “secret admirer.” Grab the bear and walk into her room, “hey did you happen to see who put this in my room - apparently I have a secret admirer?” She says, “That was me.”
Came back from a dinner with some friends in my car. One of which was my friends sister. She clearly points me out and asks what I’m doing after and asks if I want to come hang out with her and have a couple drinks at her place.
Once a girl I was acquainted with at the time sat on my lap at a party and stayed there for half an hour talking about her day and asking me questions.
In high school I had a dollar I was going to use for something food related, she snatched it and put it down her shirt and told me if I wanted it I would have to go get it.
after a night out at the pub:
she: "wanna come up for a coffee?"
another night out:
she: "wanna see my place and have a cup of tea?"
another night out:
she: "damn, I missed the train... could I sleep at your place?"
Her: what’s your family background (where are they from)?
Me: Czech Republic
Her: I’ve never been with a Czech guy (locks eyes with me and says) I’d like to try that
After a long date/car ride, I took her home and she asked if I wanted to see her apartment.
Was camping and a friend of a friend came up and hugged me. Her friend said “You two should just do it and get it over with!” I’m like “Do what?” The friend says “You two should just fuck!” The girl in question just smiles at me.
So we were walking into the direction of my tram station and she said "It's late, you can sleep at my place if you want". My response: "No worries, on weekends the tram still comes at that time" -Silence- Then we were waiting together at the station (I thought it was nice of her to wait with me) and when the tram arrived she smiled and said "Last chance"
View: https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/nihv9y/when_did_you_miss_an_obvious_hint_that_someone/