SuicideFuel When did you get the "sex talk"

[NEETAndTidy]

I was 12. I had my first cellphone and my dad called me because my mom noticed I ordered porn OnDemand (comcast)

And tried to tell me what sex was.


Most humiliating moment of my entire life.

 

[Unmerited]

Never got one mate.

 

[LittleDarkAge]

Never

 

[FrothySolutions]

It wasn't one "talk," it was a series of advices here and there over the years.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

It wasn't one "talk," it was a series of advices here and there over the years.

Jesus...

 

[Saung-Hui Cho]

I ordered porn OnDemand (comcast)

It wasn’t guy-on-guy, right bro?

 

[seija]

When I was 10-11, during 5th grade. I learned about sex and all that shit in elementary. I also remember my mother catching me fap to 3d tentacle hentai when I was 11 during a summer vacation in Florida. I still remember the video and I'm sure it is still up on pornhub.

 

[Deleted member 8884]

Never, JFL my parents knew it never even began for me. I'm sure my mom talked to my sister though.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

When I was 10-11, during 5th grade. I learned about sex and all that shit in elementary. I also remember my mother catching me fap to 3d tentacle hentai when I was 11 during a summer vacation in Florida. I still remember the video and I'm sure it is still up on pornhub.

Link to the video?

Never, JFL my parents knew it never even began for me. I'm sure my mom talked to my sister though.

My dad is a 71 year old Boomer. JFL at my whole life

 

[starystulejarz]

Never got one mate.

it's funny since my mother is feminist but never told me anything about sex except one time when she showed her boobs near me and said "it may be valuable lesson for you in the future" and i said "awww you are pervert" and run out of toilet

 

[Deleted member 236]

Never did.

I found hardcore porn in my parent's room. Used to borrow it. One time my Mum caught me returning it. I was maybe 12. I remember my sister getting contraceptives/condoms at 16. Was no point in my case.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

it's funny since my mother is feminist but never told anything about sex except one time when she showed her boobs near me and said "it may be valuable lesson for you in the future" and i said "awww you pervert" and run out of toilet

WHAT. THIS IS STRANGE. ELABORATE PLEASE

 

[starystulejarz]

WHAT. THIS IS STRANGE. ELABORATE PLEASE

I just told you the story, i was sitting at toilet pissing, while she went in and after a while showed me her nasty boobs that was during the vacation when i was staying at my aunt's flat. I have no idea till today what the fuck was she thinking. But since then she never mentioned it or even tried to "educate" me about foids.

 

[seija]

Link to the video?

My dad is a 71 year old Boomer. JFL at my whole life

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[Dionysus]

Never

 

[Vigil]

Learned about sex when I was 3-4 doesn't matter never did matter.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Learned about sex when I was 3-4 doesn't matter never did matter.

Wtf

 

[Vigil]

Wtf

When you were a kid you never walked in on your parents having sex? I was born when my parents were pretty young so I learned about this shit when I was a little kid.

 

[Deleted member 1783]

it's funny since my mother is feminist but never told me anything about sex except one time when she showed her boobs near me and said "it may be valuable lesson for you in the future" and i said "awww you are pervert" and run out of toilet

imagine if gender roles were reversed. instant jail time for corruption of minor

 

[starystulejarz]

imagine if gender roles were reversed. instant jail time for corruption of minor

i wish they would jail my mom and father for spawning me to this world

 

[Sans]

I was 11.

 

[Deleted member 1783]

When you were a kid you never walked in on your parents having sex? I was born when my parents were pretty young so I learned about this shit when I was a little kid.

thank god my parents are divorced and i never even saw them kiss during my lifetime

 

[TheGambler2]

Never tbh lol I barely talk to my parents...or anyone else

 

[Vigil]

i wish they would jail my mom and father for spawning me to this world

Yea I don't belong here there is no point to my existence and I was never meant for this world in the first place. I only live because I'm too much of a coward to face the big nothing or the potential afterlife right now. Shotgun Mouthwash new stage name.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

Around 9 or 10. I hit puberty early and I got "the talk" all by accident really. I was eating some sandwiches and dropped some melted cheese on my shorts and my Mom immediately thought it was dried up cum so she called my Dad at work and told him to get home quickly. I guess he thought it was an emergency or something. Then they asked about my stain and I told them what it was. They didn't believe me then we had "the talk." It was mostly my parents talking about STDs and how girls are gross and can get pregnant and lie to you and how I should NEVER be having sex unless it is with my wife. My parents were extremely religious you see.

So I honestly didn't get a proper talk about sex. Then in high school they didn't sign the sex-ed form so I didn't get that in high school either. So I just went to college and got a bit of sex-ed in college biology courses but had to pretend I knew about everything and was making a lot of jokes because I didn't want anybody to think I was still a loser virgin in college.

 

[KingOfRome]

Never

First time my mother caught me watching porn, she acted like I was in the middle of gutting a house cat.

Almost a decade later, she found out I had been escortcelling for months, and acted like I'd been going door-to-door murdering people, before going into some spiel over how all I had to do was be nice to foids to not have to escortcel. (JFL at this BTW. Foids tell this to men all the time, then complain when "Nice Guys" expect to get laid for being nice to them.)

Foids want all ugly men to just be asexual drones, even their own sons.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Never

First time my mother caught me watching porn, she acted like I was in the middle of gutting a house cat.

Almost a decade later, she found out I had been escortcelling for months, and acted like I'd been going door-to-door murdering people, before going into some spiel over how all I had to do was be nice to foids to not have to escortcel. (JFL at this BTW. Foids tell this to men all the time, then complain when "Nice Guys" expect to get laid for being nice to them.)

Foids want all ugly men to just be asexual drones, even their own sons.

This responce should be archived somewhere tbh...

 

[Ignas]

Got one in a form of "hypnotherapy" while me being asleep. Dad told me not to have free sex. Unconsciously I said to him "no dad. I don't have a girlfriend or any girl attracted to me". That's the moment when my larping for months having a gf to my parents get discovered

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Got one in a form of "hypnotherapy" while me being asleep. Dad told me not to have free sex. Unconsciously I said to him "no dad. I don't have a girlfriend or any girl attracted to me". That's the moment when my larping for months having a gf to my parents get discovered

Wtf. Your parents tried to hypnotize you?

This is creepy fetish level abuse

You're a stupid manipulative faggot If you belive in hypno. And this is coming from a guy who watches hypno porn.

 

[Deleted member 17724]

Never, luckily. One of the few upsides to being raised muslim.
I've never understood why white people do that shit tbh, when you've started fapping and watching porn, what use is there to being lectured about sex? At that point, you should already know most of what you can know about it.

When you were a kid you never walked in on your parents having sex? I was born when my parents were pretty young so I learned about this shit when I was a little kid.

Didn't they lock the door or something? Seeing something like that would have been suicidefuel for me.

 

[Looksmaxxcel]

When I was 12 during sex ed. I was an immature kid so all I did was laugh about it.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Never, luckily. One of the few upsides to being raised muslim.
I've never understood why white people do that shit tbh, when you've started fapping and watching porn, what use is there to being lectured about sex? At that point, you should already know most of what you can know about it.

Didn't they lock the door or something? Seeing something like that would have been suicidefuel for me.

Uuuuuuhhh that's just sexual repression that hasn't been seen in the US since 1948

 

[Looksmaxxcel]

Foids want all ugly men to just be asexual drones, even their own sons.

True. My mom probably wants me to be an asexual drone too. She acts like me never having a gf is no big deal and that "my entire life is ahead of me, hurr durr ". Ironically she complained about not having a BF until 19.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

True. My mom probably wants me to be an asexual drone too. She acts like me never having a gf is no big deal and that "my entire life is ahead of me, hurr durr ". Ironically she complained about not having a BF until 19.

My mom tells strangers her son has autism. With me nearby.

 

[Deleted member 17724]

Uuuuuuhhh that's just sexual repression that hasn't been seen in the US since 1948

How is it repression?

 

[KingOfRome]

Ironically she complained about not having a BF until 19.

Foids wishing their incel sons were catamites confirmed.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

How is it repression?

Because you need to educate the youth about EVERYTHING else. But sexual education makes no sense? Literally kill yourself


You and your people will raise another generation of incels.

Fucking "people" man. Unbelievable

 

[Insomniac]

Never, my ultra christian and conservative parents shielded it from me. I had to find out on my own.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Never, my ultra christian and conservative parents shielded it from me. I had to find out on my own.

It's because your autistic. My parents shielded me until the porn incident.

 

[Looksmaxxcel]

Foids wishing their incel sons were catamites confirmed.

My mom tells strangers her son has autism. With me nearby.

Time to get the fuck away from our parents tbh.
I'll be so glad when artificial wombs become a thing. That way, evil feminists cunts can't cuck the next generation of men anymore.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Time to get the fuck away from our parents tbh.
I'll be so glad when artificial wombs become a thing. That way, evil feminists cunts can't cuck the next generation of men anymore.

Women shouldnt be allowed to raise children. They raise incels ffs

 

[Insomniac]

It's because your autistic. My parents shielded me until the porn incident.

They shielded it from my NT brother too. Maybe not as much though.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

They shielded it from my NT brother too. Maybe not as much though.

Fuck..

 

[Deleted member 17724]

Because you need to educate the youth about EVERYTHING else. But sexual education makes no sense? Literally kill yourself


You and your people will raise another generation of incels.

Fucking "people" man. Unbelievable

Are you being sarcastic? I genuinely can't tell right now.
It makes no sense in the modern era because you can learn literally everything you want to know about the subject without assistence from other people. It may have been useful 200 years ago when people literally couldn't figure out what sex was unless someone instructed them. Besides, I don't want to talk about a subject like sex with my relatives.

 

[KingOfRome]

Women shouldnt be allowed to raise children. They raise incels ffs

Yeah, only a bona fide Chad can be raised by a single mother and not become either an incel or a divorce-raped cuck.

 

[Looksmaxxcel]

Women shouldnt be allowed to raise children. They raise incels ffs

It's the short mongrel mixed race goblin looking women fucking Chad who are creating incels. This extreme hypergamy is destroying the genetic quality of everyone.
I bet you'll see the beauty and genetic quality of everyone improve real fucking fast when men gain the ability to have children. No more short ugly fat deathnik giga-womanlets fucking 9/10 chads and creating more incels.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Are you being sarcastic? I genuinely can't tell right now.
It makes no sense in the modern era because you can learn literally everything you want to know about the subject without assistence from other people. It may have been useful 200 years ago when people literally couldn't figure out what sex was unless someone instructed them. Besides, I don't want to talk about a subject like sex with my relatives.

You muslims need to educate your children to not be stereotypes (google Mud slime rape percentages)

It's the short mongrel mixed race goblin looking women fucking Chad who are creating incels. This extreme hypergamy is destroying the genetic quality of everyone.
I bet you'll see the beauty and genetic quality of everyone improve real fucking fast when men gain the ability to have children. No more short ugly fat deathnik giga-womanlets fucking 9/10 chads and creating more incels.

Fucking 20/10 m8

 

[The Abyss]

Never, figured it out myself, not that I ever got to put it into practice. Didn't peel my foreskin back for the first time until I was 13 or 14, god that hurt; wasn't told jack shit about any of this.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Never, figured it out myself, not that I ever got to put it into practice. Didn't peel my foreskin back for the first time until I was 13 or 14, god that hurt; wasn't told jack shit about any of this.

Goddamn. I figured out fapping when I was 11 luckily

 

[The Abyss]

Goddamn. I figured out fapping when I was 11 luckily

Don't get me wrong, I was jerking the turk before that but didn't know the foreskin was meant to come back, felt tight & hurt moving it back so I didn't. Then I read something somewhere & was like ohhhh, oh shit this is gonna hurt. Warm water & 20 minutes, slowly; slowly!

Circumcision over here is unheard of unless you're the usual suspects.