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Discussion What’s your incel job?

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I drive for uber eats in a compact densely populated area. Minimal social interaction and lots of time driving (which I enjoy) while watching YouTube videos/ listening to whatever while I drive around. I can make around $20/ hr most days. I’ve learned to game the system to be able to cancel deliveries in a manner where I can keep the food for myself, and still get paid for the delivery. I keep a meal to myself at least once a day. Helps distract me from the day to day monotony of inceldom.
Anyone else have a job they somewhat enjoy?
 
I'm a wagecuck at a warehouse. It's hell.
 
Don't let LastGerman see this thread :feelsmega:
 
Programmercel / gamedevcel. I work alone.
 
I don't get along with slave drivers so i'm currently not wagecucking
 
Jobless but in Med school
 
Grocery store + sports store right now but I'm trying to be a security guard. Very incel friendly job
 
i'm a book-keeper.
how do u game the system so u can keep a meal? you just claim they weren't their when u knocked on their door, so u eat it yourself?
 
NEET master race
 
I’ve learned to game the system to be able to cancel deliveries in a manner where I can keep the food for myself, and still get paid for the delivery.
Based.


I work part time at a supermarket.
 
Well, I work on Wall Street... for Pierce & Pierce. Have you heard of it?
 
I drive for uber eats in a compact densely populated area. Minimal social interaction and lots of time driving (which I enjoy)

Don't let LastGerman see this thread :feelsmega:

@LastGerman

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Im unemployed and need to find a job asap. Running out of money.

Keep applying and no one gets back to me.
 
I will never have this. I am even to incompetent to drive as a grown up man. I have been mogged from earth to Aldebaran. I will never come back from this. Most likely I will end myself because of it.
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I drive for uber eats in a compact densely populated area. Minimal social interaction and lots of time driving (which I enjoy) while watching YouTube videos/ listening to whatever while I drive around. I can make around $20/ hr most days. I’ve learned to game the system to be able to cancel deliveries in a manner where I can keep the food for myself, and still get paid for the delivery. I keep a meal to myself at least once a day. Helps distract me from the day to day monotony of inceldom.
Anyone else have a job they somewhat enjoy?
how do people treat you?
 
Data entry because I refuse to work stressful jobs anymore, even if they pay a lot more. It's just not worth it for someone who has no hope of ever attracting a woman.

Truecels should contribute as little as possible to this system that has failed us -- and spend at least half of their free time learning how to survive outside of society.
 
Toilet cleaner
 
I get disabilitybux
 
Farmer, the rate of incels in farming is really high
 
I’m a slave...I mean I work at Amazon.
 
That’s a good one. I’m not disciplined enough to learn computer shit.

It doesn't take much discipline, believe me. I found out that most of the shit that appears hard is just fucking easy concepts wrapped in the most retarded sounding words possible to make anybody uses this terms appear smart. Most of the basics of programming are simple as fuck its just fucking made to appear hard to keep people away I guess? Or idk, but its everywhere, everything is always over complicated, everything is always made to look so hard. Not that there are not many hard things that are difficult to comprehend but after 6 month training u would be ready for junior programming job.

If you are very lazy like me then its 1 year.
 
Navy seal or Air Force Pararescue if I had the willpower stat.
Besides that, anything salarymaxxed, like doctor or lawyer. I hope to wageslave until 40 after undergrad and then retire as a sexpat in SEA.
 
I want to work in a mannequin factory.
 
Dark web contrac - wait a minute...

NICE TRY, FBI!
 
Helpdesk for a marketing company. Foids and chads come with their shitty computer problems and yell at me like it's my fault then fill out a survey which affects my performance. All incels in IT. Foid boss. It's hell.
 
I'm a middle management exec in a large company. Can feel like a slave or a king within the same day, depending who you're interacting with, tbh.
Working on creating my own business in SEA, but they hate foreigners there so it's quite hard
 

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