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What's your ideal girlfriend?

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If you could have any type with any amount of traits what would they be????


I don't have an ideal girlfriend since girlfriends are haram but as a wife id want one who pity fucks me
 
A hot jb curry.
 
mixed black, 5 foot 4 ish, cute face with high E curves and big ass (I don't mind extra weight)
 
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^her^
 
Brunette, 160-170cm, white but tanning in summers, good eyes to cope with my fucking eye area, high intelligence, high general knowledge, moral, non-degenerate, female mesomorphism, long legs, tbh I don't care as long as she is loyal and intelligent.
 
I don't even really know by now but I have always wanted a girl that is down to earth and not too much focused on career, has a good heart and is -other than me- outgoing and socially capable. Physically I like black eyes.
 
I like MEW-types

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Curvy blonde bitch with nice lips
 
light skin black, curly natural hair, 5'3, small petite frame, b-c cups, toned ass. Conservatively dressed, Christian. Willing to raise children because I don't want my children near public schools for longer than they need to be

basically kiersey clemons, hnnnnnng

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The women I am most attracted to are 22-30.They've already been on the carousel for a long time by then which blows.
 
Fat ass
Slim Waist
Big Cow tits
 
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Loyal and never leaves the house
 
ideally a redhead

but w/e never gonna happen, hilarious as an incel to have preferences.
 
my redhead oneitis
 
Is human, female, not obese and not deformed.
 
hot, likable personality (srs), virgin
 
Asian, not fat. I'm a simple man.
 
Just not fat and I would not complain.
 
QuantumDummy said:
Not my fault you guys idealize high-e soft-featured women whose looksmatch is a babyfaced incel hanging at the end of a noose
 
Thickk bitch


Pure perfection


Jfl at us we should be happy if we atleast can get someone from the other sex. Yet were like: this is the type of girl i like teehee
 

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Prime Sophia Loren/Monica Bellucci/Salma Hayek.

Loyal forever and always down to fuck.
 
Pale skin, darkish hair, nice round ass, sexy voice, bearing hips, between 5’2 - 5’10
 
any average young girl.
 
Most users in this thread ascended
 
I want her to be tall and to possess a splendid bosom. Not too big, but big enough to gawk at. Long hair of any color is what I also want. Then I just want her to share the same interests as me and not be a drone.
 
Let's face it—girlfriends are a farce and haram anyway. If I had to choose, I’d settle for a wife who reluctantly throws me a pity fuck. And why stop there? I’d even be down for a forced marriage. It’s all about accepting the grim reality: no fairy-tale traits or romantic nonsense. Just a harsh, cold deal where you get the bare minimum because that’s what we’re all really stuck with. Embrace the blackpill—life’s a miserable game, and we’re just pawns in a fucked-up reality.
 
Some short cute asian virgin girl who plays vidya, is into anime and not too clingy. Also doesn't like going out/to parties etc.
 
A cute noodle
 
White blonde blue eyed stacy
 
White or native American
6'4
Extremely big ass
Tons of tattoos
Loyal
Would let me be a stay at home dad
 
anything. just a girl.
 
Rich and kind to me.
 
If you could have any type with any amount of traits what would they be????


I don't have an ideal girlfriend since girlfriends are haram but as a wife id want one who pity fucks me
It does not exist and changes based on appearance, mood, philosophical thought, culture, reading, vision of the way of seeing the world, how I perceive things, my ideals etc etc.
 
It does not exist and changes based on appearance, mood, philosophical thought, culture, reading, vision of the way of seeing the world, how I perceive things, my ideals etc etc.
but if I were forced to choose one today it would be idealistic to me with the possibility of interface between my and his thoughts, we should be homologated based on our evolution as human beings and be one. It would be my second mind that helps me and already knows what it has to do without even needing to speak. obviously it is utopia but it would certainly be like this if I had to choose it with force, on this day
 

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