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What's your favorite type of tree

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My favorite tree would be the quaking aspen
Pando is a massive clonal colony of a single male quaking aspen (Populus tremuloides) in Utah's Fishlake National Forest, considered the world's heaviest and one of the oldest living organisms. It appears as a forest of over 40,000 "trees" (stems) but is connected by a single, massive root system, making all stems genetically identical. Pando spans 106 acres, weighs an estimated 13 million pounds, and is nicknamed the "Trembling Giant" for its quaking leaves, with its age estimated to be thousands of years old, possibly originating after the last ice age.

This tree can appear to be an entire forest but really they are all from the same tree which I thought was so interesting it is my favorite right now what is yours
 
Honey locust, because of this weird looking seed pod thing:

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Honey locust, because of this weird looking seed pod thing:

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Thanks for responding it means a lot yeah I like that shape too it looks like a DNA from this angle which sometimes people pronounce as dayna
 
cherry blossom
 

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I hate trees
Hope they all die in wildfires
 
cherry blossom
That one's definetly beautiful and I'm glad you sent a nice picture of it so if there's anything else to tell me you like about it just let me know and we can take it from here
 
yggdrasil
That's a mythological tree that's not real if I'm not mistaken so interesting choice as always you like more outlandish things I think so feel free to tell me about why it's your favorite
 
Salix caprea. I have one that's 100 years old in my garden. It's actually one of the first trees that bloom in spring here in Scandinavia and it's very valuable for bumblebees and insects. You can hear a swarm of bumblees when you stand under it during spring. The one in my garden is also a little sick/half dead so the woodpecker has been pecking on it since i moved here 3 years ago. Very valuable for the wildlife but sooner or later it will probably fall on it's own. The life expectancy of it is only around 30 to 60 years so it's like a miracle mine has survived for so long. There's also some type of moss growing on it, looks like it has a beard all over.

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That's a mythological tree that's not real if I'm not mistaken so interesting choice as always you like more outlandish things I think so feel free to tell me about why it's your favorite
Mythology is interesting to me
 
I hate trees
Hope they all die in wildfires
If trees die then animals and us die too so I would not like that to happen especially since it's bad for the nature which I'm sure not all of us love but a lot of us do so you know I respect your opinion just take some time to cool off if this question got you upset
 
Salix caprea. I have one that's 100 years old in my garden. It's actually one of the first trees that bloom in spring here in Scandinavia and it's very valuable for bumblebees and insects. You can hear a swarm of bumblees when you stand under it during spring. The one in my garden is also a little sick/half dead so the woodpecker has been pecking on it since i moved here 3 years ago. Very valuable for the wildlife but sooner or later it will probably fall on it's own. The life expectancy of it is only around 30 to 60 years so it's like a miracle mine has survived for so long. There's also some type of moss growing on it, looks like it has a beard all over.

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Hey that's really cool it's also known as the pussy willow which is why you might like it haha just kidding well a few things to unpack here so you own a garden with one of these in it can you tell me about the garden like do you take care of it yourself is your garden large do you spend a lot of time there and all I really like the info you gave about how you can hear bees under it and thanks for sharing it means a lot
 
Are you going to visit that forest?
 
Are you going to visit that forest?
Probably not I mean I don't really see the opportunity to in the near future but hey you never know maybe one day just not quite yet I still got a lot to do
 
probably the bloodgood Japanese Maple
tree which produces red leaves
 
probably the bloodgood Japanese Maple
tree which produces red leaves
Yeah I definetly see why it has blood in its name just a little scary in the naming but I'm sure I'd like one
 
Hey that's really cool it's also known as the pussy willow which is why you might like it haha just kidding well a few things to unpack here so you own a garden with one of these in it can you tell me about the garden like do you take care of it yourself is your garden large do you spend a lot of time there and all I really like the info you gave about how you can hear bees under it and thanks for sharing it means a lot
It's about 1700 square meters. I live in the boreal forest or taiga here on the countryside so maybe that's why the pussy willow has survived for so long. Mostly tall pine trees in my garden that covers the sun so whenever i want to sunbathe i kinda have to leave my garden and find a more open space, in a field or so.

I usually just let the grass become meadows in my garden but this year i will probably cut it. I have some old rhododendron shrubs and a Siberian peashrub and some fir trees, that's about it. I love it here, 400m to the nearest neighbour and he's an old man. Completely quiet 24/7. Only the sound of the birds.
 
Fuck you hate trees for? You retard
Trees are the dogs of nature
foids would rather protect a random tree than spend time with a sub5 incel
 
It's about 1700 square meters. I live in the boreal forest or taiga here on the countryside so maybe that's why the pussy willow has survived for so long. Mostly tall pine trees in my garden that covers the sun so whenever i want to sunbathe i kinda have to leave my garden and find a more open space, in a field or so.

I usually just let the grass become meadows in my garden but this year i will probably cut it. I have some old rhododendron shrubs and a Siberian peashrub and some fir trees, that's about it. I love it here, 400m to the nearest neighbour and he's an old man. Completely quiet 24/7. Only the sound of the birds.
That's actually a lot more interesting than I thought so you live in a sort of secluded forest area lots of healthy trees and wildlife and I'm sure the little sounds of nature are quite something to wake up to. So I do have a few questions if you don't mind like how do you usually get food and groceries is it far off and when did you move to such a isolated area and why?

Like at what point in your life did you decide to move into this home how'd you find or aquire it and how expensive was it really interesting story from you maybe you should make a thread about it I'd reply
 
Poor tree had to be stuck with this insane fucktard and her shitty feet for 2 fucking years holy shit
You're closer to that retard foid than me
You and her worship trees
 
That's actually a lot more interesting than I thought so you live in a sort of secluded forest area lots of healthy trees and wildlife and I'm sure the little sounds of nature are quite something to wake up to. So I do have a few questions if you don't mind like how do you usually get food and groceries is it far off and when did you move to such a isolated area and why?

Like at what point in your life did you decide to move into this home how'd you find or aquire it and how expensive was it really interesting story from you maybe you should make a thread about it I'd reply
I moved here 3 years ago. There is also some endagered birds here like the black woodpecker. It kinda sounds like a prehistoric jungle sometimes. 9km to the nearest grocery store. I usually shop groceries at work break.

It has been my dream to live in the countryside/forest since my early 20s. I'm so happy it has come true, but i'm still depressed and lonely because of my inceldom. I only wish my house was a little bigger, it's only 70square meters so it's probably not ideal for starting a family with a foid unfortunately.

Foids only want to live in castles and even that is not good enough, they will still complain. It was kinda expensive, but houses are expensive in my country. Costed approx $200000.
 
You're closer to that retard foid than me
You and her worship trees
Nigga it's a tree
Hey I get it sometimes things can get heated on the internet but keep it civil and we can all be friends here no need to get mad over just having different likes it happens all the time some people like bananas and some people like apples no need to insult or hurt each other over it
 
I moved here 3 years ago. There is also some endagered birds here like the black woodpecker. It kinda sounds like a prehistoric jungle sometimes. 9km to the nearest grocery store. I usually shop groceries at work break.

It has been my dream to live in the countryside/forest since my early 20s. I'm so happy it has come true, but i'm still depressed and lonely because of my inceldom. I only wish my house was a little bigger, it's only 70square meters so it's probably not ideal for starting a family with a foid unfortunately.

Foids only want to live in castles and even that is not good enough, they will still complain. It was kinda expensive, but houses are expensive in my country. Costed approx $200000.
Yeah I get it life can be lonely sometimes especially without a family but hey you sound financially well off enough and you get a lot more peace and quiet than us city dwellers so you know don't want to sound condescending at all it's not what I mean but there's a lot to appreciate in life yours sounds nice. Have you ever thought of getting a pet maybe cats or something else could even be a bird like a parrot you know up to your taste let me know your pet situation and thanks for replying I like your stories
 
Yeah I get it life can be lonely sometimes especially without a family but hey you sound financially well off enough and you get a lot more peace and quiet than us city dwellers so you know don't want to sound condescending at all it's not what I mean but there's a lot to appreciate in life yours sounds nice. Have you ever thought of getting a pet maybe cats or something else could even be a bird like a parrot you know up to your taste let me know your pet situation and thanks for replying I like your stories
Cats are vermin for the natural wildlife and fauna. They are an invasive species that don't belong in Europe, they kill millions of garden birds each year, plus i'm allergic. I probably won't get a pet. I only want a GF tbh.

No problem man, thanks for liking my stories.
 
Cats are vermin for the natural wildlife and fauna. They are an invasive species that don't belong in Europe, they kill millions of garden birds each year, plus i'm allergic. I probably won't get a pet. I only want a GF tbh.

No problem man, thanks for liking my stories.
Yep no problem I get it I was imagining keeping your cat inside but if you're allergic definetly a no go so just enjoy your day
 

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