Serious What's the worst thing you've done while horny?

[Mixedcel]

I got the idea for this thread because one incel told me he once shoved his toothbrush up his ass. So, I ask you, what's the worst thing you've done while horny? I once shoved a finger up my ass. Not kidding. It hurt so much!

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Just fapping to some degenerate stuff

 

[Mixedcel]

Just fapping to some degenerate stuff

What kind of degenerate stuff?

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

What kind of degenerate stuff?

It's actually not that "bad" when I think about it. Some hardcore gangbangs or even ASMR porn...

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Came without tissues

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Nice try knajjd spy.

Spoiler

jk

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

fuck pillow and bed

 

[Deleted member 818]

I came on my computer screen.

 

[nihility]

When I was in eighth grade I was sent into the classroom to get something while it was completely empty. I don't know what came over me but I took out my penis and rubbed it all over my crush's (who'd rejected me twice and made fun of me) stuff; her pencil, pencil case, bag, everything. I still think about it to this day sometimes.

100% true story, I swear. Probably one of the absolute most fucked up things I've done in my life.

High T move tbh

 

[Mixedcel]

When I was in eighth grade I was sent into the classroom to get something while it was completely empty. I don't know what came over me but I took out my penis and rubbed it all over my crush's (who'd rejected me twice and made fun of me) stuff; her pencil, pencil case, bag, everything. I still think about it to this day sometimes.

100% true story, I swear. Probably one of the absolute most fucked up things I've done in my life.

Damn, that's nice! You should've cum in her pencil case.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

I honestly can't choose.

 

[JestER]

Came without tissues

 

[carticel]

Jacked off to some rough gangbang stuff when I was high.

not too bad tbh

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Stroked my dick through my pants at hs while watching a hot foid , I came

 

[Mixedcel]

I honestly can't choose.

Say the top three!

 

[Robtical]

I would never fuck a dog when I'm horny unlike most western rosties.

 

[Mixedcel]

Bumping.

 

[newlyawakened]

Sex with escort without condom, caused by mix of horniness and depression.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Nothing too outlandish tbh. I fapped in a cafe toilet once. A girl came in and the sight of her ass in her tight jeans turned me on to the point I couldn't wait until I got home.

 

[Deleted member 6018]

One time I masturbated in my mom’s car in a hospital parking lot