NotQuiteChadLite
The Meeks shall inherit the Earth
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Probably a combination of currycel and Baldcel and manlet imo
Nosecel (belongs to deformitycel) I broke my nose twice and ended up with an ugly ass nose. I'll also vote for currycel considering brown men are hated by white women.
It's over.Nosecel defo
Oldcel isn't really a thing imo. It only applies if women didn't like you young either. Women actually love older guys, have seen plenty of women excluding men because of their younger age when looking for a partner on dating sites. They just want old Chad. It's not like when Brad Pitt turned 34, girls didn't want him. I even knew a girl who thought Clint Eastwood's wrinkles were sexy. Promise not a cope, oldcel maybe begins at like 50+ who knowscurrycel
but i'd vote for oldcel if u included it
Nosecel falls into facecel, and the other two possibly framecelMany cels are missing like nosecel, asymetrycel, elbowcel
I voted averagecel. You can try new clothes and gymcelling and plastic surgery, but at the end of the day you will still most likely only look like a more fit and more fashionable averagecel version of yourself who is constantly seeking his last facial osteotomy, his last hair transplant, his last hydroalic acid filler - just one more. Constantly teetering on brink of the inceldom-norminess boundary in some cruel purgatory where one day its over and the next its not, never knowing which way the pendulum will swing. Not completely invisible, but a chameleon within the sea of facial banality.
In the west maybe, but I have seen many well compensated currycells (temporarily in the west on visas) who have equally hideous wives via arranged marriage that make wonderful dosas. They can literally call up their parents (who will start nagging at some point anyways) and actually be able to marry their looksmatch without too much bullshit - it sounds amazing! What am I missing?There's no way.
Being a currycel is the worst. Being a currycel in the west is a fate worse than dearh. Averagecels may one day be able to land a role as a landwhale betabux provider, a balding and short currycel is permanent LDAR mode not just in women but for everything else in life, you will constantly get passed over for jobs, promotions, opportunities, friends, etc, just because you're a 5'4 troglodyte Norwood currycel. Thank FUCK that most of us here, aren't that. That's true despair.
And the funny thing is, we should have statistically been that too. Statistically speaking, we were more likely to be born in India or Pakistan and live as a poor fish monger, than to be born in the west.
Just run pirate game dumbass.Somalicel
Just run "I am your captain now" game dumbass.Somalicel
Yeah. Mentalcelibacy is like the halogen of -celdom. Combine it with anything is highly reactive.Just one of the others plus mentalcel is the worst combo though. If you're mental, your life is fucking over with one other cel.
I voted for deformity/retardation/disabled. It seems like the obvious choice.
that is acciedentcelNosecel (belongs to deformitycel) I broke my nose twice and ended up with an ugly ass nose.
I didn't see that option my bad.that is acciedentcel