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4 me it was when once I saw teacher tits cuz of downblouse and her being a slut and always bending down to show her ass and cleavage to everyone. Most ppl in dat class had seen dem

2nd thing that happened was once when I was sitting down on a computer in common room and this chav was hiding from teacher so knelt down to hide behind me and rested her arm on my thigh for 30 seconds



Bruh I just wish I could have fuckin sex man it's not fair.
 
I beat my meat
 
Secret brag bait thread
 
My 24 year old rly hot girl-next-door type maths teacher was sitting on her table explaining something. When she was getting up she sort of spread her legs apart (she was wearing a skirt) and I got a glimpse of her black panties. I bonerd hard ngl.
 
They banned the only user who even remotely bragged so far.
 
I was sitting in the stands of a High School Football game one Friday (I sometimes went for the hell of it), when I felt a foot touching my ass. Now, this was incredibly arousing for me because I believe I saw a female pass by me and sit behind me and they had sandals on. So every time their foot brushed against me, I pictured their bare toes touching me in a candid and unaware way. It was a moment of unintentional bliss I've received from that moment, at least until I looked back at who it actually was.
It was a boomer man with shoes on :cryfeels:

Fucking hell pewpew.
 
When I accidentally touched the tits of a Becky in school while playing a game, she cried. Now I would be in a reformatory or waiting for jail.
 
I was sitting in the stands of a High School Football game one Friday (I sometimes went for the hell of it), when I felt a foot touching my ass. Now, this was incredibly arousing for me because I believe I saw a female pass by me and sit behind me and they had sandals on. So every time their foot brushed against me, I pictured their bare toes touching me in a candid and unaware way. It was a moment of unintentional bliss I've received from that moment, at least until I looked back at who it actually was.
It was a boomer man with shoes on :cryfeels:

Fucking hell pewpew.
You win the chadalwayswins Post of the Day Award buddy boyo

:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:
 
You win the chadalwayswins Post of the Day Award buddy boyo

:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:
If you want to have an even funnier picture of the event, imagine my face when it wasn't Becky pewpew.
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4 me it was when once I saw teacher tits cuz of downblouse and her being a slut and always bending down to show her ass and cleavage to everyone. Most ppl in dat class had seen dem

2nd thing that happened was once when I was sitting down on a computer in common room and this chav was hiding from teacher so knelt down to hide behind me and rested her arm on my thigh for 30 seconds



Bruh I just wish I could have fuckin sex man it's not fair.
:feelsohh: :feelsohh: :feelsohh: :feelsohh: :feelsohh: :feelsohh: :feelsohh: :feelsohh: :feelsohh:
 
Can't think of anything
 
When I watched porn
 
First experience was in HS I went to a competition to go and get brain mogged. They had both female and male competitors from my school. We were split into small groups every one chatting before the competition was about to start. One of the girls starts to complain that her tights were falling down and lifts her skirt slightly to pull them up. I was staring at her legs before I knew it, like an eagle on those legs.
 
A hot female teacher I had took her shoes and socks off during a lecture.
 
I danced and grinded on a curry girl in a club.
the next day I discorevered she is the entertainer of that club and she is forced to dance with everyone
 
When i was in times square i saw some real life nipple from a street performer- was pretty cool. Also i got lost on a school trip to france when i was 11 and this attractive french woman held my hand.
 
Saw a foid flash her tits at a bunch of people on the street one time
 
When I first saw a willow tree, it was magical,the way it swayed and moaned when the wind blew through her branches,
Jokes aside when I first saw my mother's solicitor, we were sitting in the office when the solicitor walked in and bent down to pick up some papers that dropped and I saw down her top the biggest tits I had ever seen.
 
One morning I was sitting on the bus heading to school and one of my classmates who was standing next to me came closer and closer until she was basically resting her chest on my shoulder. We stayed like that for like 5 minutes. Felt pretty hot tbhngl ded srs
 
I was sitting in the stands of a High School Football game one Friday (I sometimes went for the hell of it), when I felt a foot touching my ass. Now, this was incredibly arousing for me because I believe I saw a female pass by me and sit behind me and they had sandals on. So every time their foot brushed against me, I pictured their bare toes touching me in a candid and unaware way. It was a moment of unintentional bliss I've received from that moment, at least until I looked back at who it actually was.
It was a boomer man with shoes on :cryfeels:

Fucking hell pewpew.
maybe this is why you inkwell
 
When I accidentally touched the tits of a Becky in school while playing a game, she cried. Now I would be in a reformatory or waiting for jail.

ye you told this one before haha
 
IRL when I visited an escort
In my dreams I had lots of sex (dreambragging)
 
I made out with a foid in my vintage Rolls Royce convertible on a cliff overlooking a beach.

In a dream I had three months ago.
 
For me it was a wet dream
 
I mean really not much. Only pain. My mind has subconsciously got attracted to social pain from rejection and humiliation and such
 
when i fucked my gf ngl
 
I was sitting in the stands of a High School Football game one Friday (I sometimes went for the hell of it), when I felt a foot touching my ass. Now, this was incredibly arousing for me because I believe I saw a female pass by me and sit behind me and they had sandals on. So every time their foot brushed against me, I pictured their bare toes touching me in a candid and unaware way. It was a moment of unintentional bliss I've received from that moment, at least until I looked back at who it actually was.
It was a boomer man with shoes on :cryfeels:

Fucking hell pewpew.
It's over for touchstarvedcels
 
I went through a drive thru late at night on a Saturday and saw two drunk Stacies squatting down by their car pissing.
 

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