Serious what's the point of fucking when I don't even want to step the fuck outside in the first place

[SlayerSlayer]

I dont want to explain it anything more than this. I JUST WANT WHORES TO SHOW UP TO MY DOOR LIKE DOORDASH AND FUCK ME FOR FREE.

NO EFFORT

NO EFFORT ALLOWED

Stepping outside just makes me want to kill myself. I don't even understand why people like outside. It's hot. And there are BUMS. And yuppies that want TIPS. I just want to be inside constantly where it's air conditioned when it's hot. Where it's toasty when it's cold. I want to be inside and live like SCROOGE MCDUCK with no judgement

I don't want to do an 'activity'

I WANT TO ABSORB THE INTERNET

White people are insane. They go CAMPING. They go to the BEACH. AND THEY LIKE IT. EVEN THE DRIVE TO THE FUCKING BEACH.

I CANT

I JUST CANT.

The only females who are on our level of hatred for taking a walk outside are LITERALLY ALL OBESE AND HAVE 1000 GENDERS AND POLYAMOROUS PARTNERS.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Plenty of girls today live like this and have lines of penis show up at their door.

 

[HotDogCel]

The only females who are on our level of hatred for taking a walk outside are LITERALLY ALL OBESE AND HAVE 1000 GENDERS AND POLYAMOROUS PARTNERS.

 

[antisocialcel]

I want to fuck them but I don't want them to look at my face

 

[Incelist]

If you had a loli waifu, your mental health would be 100X better. You'd be full of energy and life. You'd have support; if something were to happen to you, your loli waifu would be your side. If you lost your job, your waifu would help you get a new one. If you are sad, she'd do everything to cheer you on. You would want to go out, and enjoy life.

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

 

[Roastie Crusher]

They go CAMPING.

i want to fuck them in a tent

 

[SwiftQuill]

I want the benefits of a gf MINUS the hassle of being rejected and the hassle of maintaining a gf (the dates and clownmaxxing and all that shit). This is what heaven would be like for me. Just 100% of her attention to me. No risk, no "cons", no bullshit. Is this entitled and narcissistic of me to wish for? Don't care.

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

I JUST WANT WHORES TO SHOW UP TO MY DOOR LIKE DOORDASH AND FUCK ME FOR FREE

Same
I won't move a finger trying to chase something that is not there for me so better just wait till sex arrives to my location

 

[Enigmaz]

Legit. Even though I'm on the same world as these normies. I feel as if we're from different planets. Like I'm alienated by how these 'people' operate outside. They're laughing over dumb shit that I could never understand, they're enjoying the scorching heat of summer, and they operate in groups; communicating using niggerish thuganomics.

 

[chalk son]

i guess eating fish n chips at the beach is different from the utter reclusive homebody experience, couple a souvenirs and whatnot. except that’s something i wouldn’t suddenly do

 

[DutchCel01]

If you had a real loving girl you would enjoy doing stuff with them outside too, atleast for me i hate going out cause im always alone and it makes me self conscious and sad

 

[Kamanbert]

I would like to go outside if the world wasnt so shit

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

If I were Chad I would go around the city to mog everyone

 

[Todd Thundercock]

I would like to go outside if the world wasnt so shit

 

[BPJ]

If I were Chad I would go around the city to mog everyone

 

[cafepeanuts]

I dont want to explain it anything more than this. I JUST WANT WHORES TO SHOW UP TO MY DOOR LIKE DOORDASH AND FUCK ME FOR FREE.

NO EFFORT

NO EFFORT ALLOWED

Stepping outside just makes me want to kill myself. I don't even understand why people like outside. It's hot. And there are BUMS. And yuppies that want TIPS. I just want to be inside constantly where it's air conditioned when it's hot. Where it's toasty when it's cold. I want to be inside and live like SCROOGE MCDUCK with no judgement

I don't want to do an 'activity'

I WANT TO ABSORB THE INTERNET

White people are insane. They go CAMPING. They go to the BEACH. AND THEY LIKE IT. EVEN THE DRIVE TO THE FUCKING BEACH.

I CANT

I JUST CANT.

The only females who are on our level of hatred for taking a walk outside are LITERALLY ALL OBESE AND HAVE 1000 GENDERS AND POLYAMOROUS PARTNERS.

sounds like paradise

 

[Grodd]

I would like to go outside if the world wasnt so shit