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What's the most perverted thing you've done?

Uglymonster

Uglymonster

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The most perverted thing I've done is licking the female toilet seat at school.
 
this should be interesting.
 
can't say,Don't want to get locked up tbh ngl.
 
creepshots / touched female ass before unknowingly (highschool-middleschool)/ thats about it and oh yeah




rape
 
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Jacked off in front of my femoid neighbor through the window.
 
Haven't done anything perverted tbh.
 
Nothing out of the ordinary.

I tend to look a lot at asses / tits
 
Jerked off during class. We were watching movie and half the class was at their desks while the rest were either sitting or lying on the floor. One 7/10 brunette wearing a jean shorts+leggings combo decided to lie on her stomach 2m from my desk. Couldn't resist and rubbed one out under my hoodie, which at that time took about a minute.
 
exist as an ugly male
 
Shove something up my... you know.
 
Let my friend suck my dick when i was like 6 at that time it we didnt feel sexual tension it just dead tasted salty (No homo NOT GAY)
 
Let my friend suck my dick when i was like 6 at that time it we didnt feel sexual tension it just dead tasted salty (No homo NOT GAY)

You had sex GTFO normie! j/k almost had that happen to me
 
Nothing major, I am high inhib.
 
Jerked off in a movie theater. I was wearing a big coat and I was sitting next to right behind a hot girl
 
Accidentally rammed into a girl's ass in freshman year.

Accidentally.
 
Grabbing a second graders ass when I was in fourth grade
 
Jerked off during class. We were watching movie and half the class was at their desks while the rest were either sitting or lying on the floor. One 7/10 brunette wearing a jean shorts+leggings combo decided to lie on her stomach 2m from my desk. Couldn't resist and rubbed one out under my hoodie, which at that time took about a minute.
damn, i only ever did it in the bathroom
 
Send dick pics to one of the young students (legal tho) I used to tutor. She was teasing me, made suggestive comments and even told me she "loved me".
She never let me touch her, not even a hug, and she never send me any pic. Plus, I found out later, she was dating Chad.
That bit*h waited to the school year to be over and then told everyone and showed the pics to all of her friends.
That was when I was at internship and almost I lost my degree. She never formal acussed me of something, but everybody laught at me.
 
Brushed my balls and dick with my female cousin's toothbrush and then came all over it.
 
Can't say here. PM if you want to know.
 
Can't say. I'll get arrested for it. :lul:
 
Sniffed my sister's friend's shoe
 
Beat a Stacy crotch with a pin. She was wearing pants though.
 
every day, we drift further and further away from God's light....
 
girl in highschool asked me to make her a fruit smoothie once since she saw me drinking one out of my portable smoothie cup thing
I made her one but came in it

Also groped a couple girls on public transport before
Even groped a couple adult women in clothing stores


(The above items are purely works of fiction designed for the entertainment of forum browsers. Relax, FBI)


;)
 
i need to run eazy-e game kek, he was 5'2 too i think
As a proud SFcel, All Niggers are volcel, Even the 2'0" 0/10 deformed ones! (JK, respect to Blackcels)
 
I touched up a girl back when I was in high school. Apart from that, I've sniffed panties and chairs after girls have been sat on them.
 
I pissed into a mail slot, one of those that are on a front door.
 
i didn't know about fleshlights or onaholes so used a shop vac
 
Sniffed a girls bike seat when I was 14. I had read about someone doing that on the internet and I did not get that it was a joke. It didn't really smell like anything else than bike seat. I was disappointed.

Stolen lost panties in laundry rooms and collect them. They were all cleaned, unfortunatley. Used them for fapping. Tried wearing the biggest pair, (purple hipsters with mint green roses, cottton, a little worn). I got off on that.

Kissed my fleshligt. Right after I used it. It was incredibly arousing.
 

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