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What's the most incel animal in your opinion?

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My hamster cuz I'm prob never gonna buy him a femoid
 
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Sloths, because they're the LDAR masters.
 
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kodoku said:
My hamster cuz I'm prob never gonna buy him a femoid

Come on boyo, buy him a female.
 
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For non extinct animals, the Panda.

LDAR all day err day
Never leaves caged
Not born for this world
Stacy Panda won't have sex even though they're the only 2 pandas in the zoo
 
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kodoku said:
My hamster cuz I'm prob never gonna buy him a femoid

Why would you be so evil when you already know how much it sucks? Be a bro to your hamster. Don't those guys cost like nothing to buy and eat almost nothing?
 
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Spiders, honestly.

Most of them are harmless to humans, (And often helpful) yet we always kill them because of their unsettling looks.
 
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60% humans and 99% of rats
 
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Pretty much all invertebrates. They are all ugly and hence they are acceptable to kill. Cats are cute and it is frowned upon and illegal to kill them (don't kill cats btw).
 
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kodoku said:
My hamster cuz I'm prob never gonna buy him a femoid

Buy him one you fucking faggot. You deserve your inceldom. :@ :@ :@ :@
 
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kodoku said:
My hamster cuz I'm prob never gonna buy him a femoid

Lolol this post made my day.
 
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Myself because i am a animal! I also belive slots are the most incel animal.
 
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Naked mole rat tbh
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/40/Naked_mole_rat.jpg/220px-Naked_mole_rat.jpg
 
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justforlulzandkeks said:
Naked mole rat tbh
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/40/Naked_mole_rat.jpg/220px-Naked_mole_rat.jpg

This.
 
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hyenas
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWpBe8EgNx4[/video]
 
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I wonder if there are bonobo males who never have sex. If so they are bigger incels than us.
 
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Themisterpepsi said:
hyenas
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWpBe8EgNx4[/video]

male hyenas are the cuckest animals on earth tbh
 
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beta gorilla
 
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ilieknothing said:
Pretty much all invertebrates. They are all ugly and hence they are acceptable to kill. Cats are cute and it is frowned upon and illegal to kill them (don't kill cats btw).

Fucking hate cats. They aren't cute, they're annoying, they're smelly,  they're dirty, they're worthless and I'd definitely kill one before I'd kill almost any invertebrate. Of course I'm also a big invertebrate enthusiast so I'm biased.
 
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The Hyena. Read up on how the life of a hyena is like.

Or an ant. Millions of them will be born and slave away for no benefit but only a few will reproduce.
 
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Minjaze said:
Spiders, honestly.

Most of them are harmless to humans, (And often helpful) yet we always kill them because of their unsettling looks.

Many male spiders literally risk life and limb for the chance to mate with a femoid spider. That and they're usually frail and weak in comparison to the females. And very reclusive creatures as well. So yeah spiders are pretty incel.

Would never kill a spider.
 
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakapo

Lowest reproduction rate among birds. Cant fly or swim, genetic failure. Dying out.
 
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Male Black Widows. They get eaten if they approach a femoid black widow. It is truly over for them. Come to think of it, they are truly bluepilled. They die just for approaching nut they still think they'll get something more.
 

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