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What's the jewish equivalent of "gigachad"?

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EnormousEzequiel
 
jewish men are all sub-5
 
Gigashlomo
shlomo = Salomon, the king that had thousands of concubines and wrote several gigabased posts in the psalms.

I go with gigashlomo
 
Chet Goldstein.
 
Camp survivor.
 
I think this one’s decent
14. Chaviv — Meaning “beloved” in Hebrew, Chaviv could be the perfect name to give a child whom you want to ensure knows just exactly how much he is loved.
Chad = beloved no matter what
 
chlomo
chadjamin
chadeon
 
idk, big bank? giga shlomo? sh'lad?
 
I think Goldman or Goldstein.
 
I was gonna say Ari, Eli, or David, but this:
I think this one’s decent

Chad = beloved no matter what
wins

It seems Haviv is the more common spelling, but Chaviv is also legitimate; a Hebrew speaker can clarify. Apparently Chaviv is even related to Habib, so it's even more apt
 
Jewish. They're all gigachads.
 
Or chadstein


But there's no such thing as a Jewish chad, they all have big noses and look like aliens
 

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