Discussion What's the funniest shit that has happened to you?

[AutistSupremacist]

I remember once in hs, I was texting my incel gc on discord where I took a photo of myself in class and then sent it to the gc to rate. The foid behind me snickered to her other friend "He's probably texting his gf teehee" yea, I fucking wish.

 

[CRASH THE CUCK]

i slipped on a banana peel and fell face first into a womans breasts and she farted

 

[Belowthesalt]

Is this humblebragging?!

 

[AutistSupremacist]

i slipped on a banana peel and fell face first into a womans breasts and she farted

Ok this made me laugh

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Is this humblebragging?!

Not really bragging about anything, I don't have a gf

 

[Autist]

Not really bragging about anything, I don't have a gf

But did they mean it seriously or were they just laughing at you?

 

[auxcking]

I remember once in hs, I was texting my incel gc on discord where I took a photo of myself in class and then sent it to the gc to rate. The foid behind me snickered to her other friend "He's probably texting his gf teehee" yea, I fucking wish.

I hate it when teachers tease you in front of every1 by saying "Who you texting with?"
Like I wish I had someone to text

 

[Biggie cheesel]

Bragcelling?

 

[PolnischeKartoffel]

Is this humblebragging?!

 

[Chud Norris72]

Being born

 

[Grodd]

My life

 

[Adolf Kitler]

humble bragging..

 

[Adolf Kitler]

i slipped on a banana peel and fell face first into a womans breasts and she farted

nigga turned into a cartoon character

 

[Caichan]

I remember once in hs, I was texting my incel gc on discord where I took a photo of myself in class and then sent it to the gc to rate. The foid behind me snickered to her other friend "He's probably texting his gf teehee" yea, I fucking wish.

I would have tried to talk to her.

 

[Argenfarker]

Being born

 

[Dead End]

i slipped on a banana peel and fell face first into a womans breasts and she farted

I have also slipped on a banana peel, but I saw it and intentionally decided to step on it to see how slippery it was and slipped over. This was at school and the kid that threw away the banana peel and his friend group laughed at me.

 

[Rapistcel]

I remember once in hs, I was texting my incel gc on discord where I took a photo of myself in class and then sent it to the gc to rate. The foid behind me snickered to her other friend "He's probably texting his gf teehee" yea, I fucking wish.

I peed in front of a foid in recess time when I was 7 years old

 

[Pancakecel]

When I was about 11 or 12 I kicked a soccer ball and it hit a foid teacher, as she was walking with a cup of coffee. It hit the cup directly as she was just about to drink from it, so of course it shattered and split everywhere.

In high school i was swinging on my chair, and this foid music teacher was right behind me, I didnt see her, and she was wearing sandals at the time, and as my chair went back down the leg ripped her entire big toenail off, and blood was gushing everywhere. She was making weird noises.

 

[Hikicripple]

I remember once in hs, I was texting my incel gc on discord where I took a photo of myself in class and then sent it to the gc to rate. The foid behind me snickered to her other friend "He's probably texting his gf teehee" yea, I fucking wish.

When i was in hs and wasnt an hikikomori neet i went to a fair once and when i was there i got drunk and left my friends to take a piss. I couldnt find a toilett but i was a cuck and cause i have a microcock i didnt wanna piss in the open so i ran through half the town to a river and pissed in it on the side at midnight. Near the river is a street and while i piss the police Show up in a cqr behind me and question me and i continue to piss and say i am not the guy and after finishing i turn arround and explain to them i am not the dude they are surching for, give them my Papers and leave.
Due to this taking half an hour my friends left the fair and i was now alone there and it was over for me