What's the easiest Mental Disorder to Fake?

[Hobo Cel]

If you got drafted, or some shit, whats the easiest brain damage to fake, to get out of it?

AUTISM?

BIPOLAR?

NIGGER WITHOUT PREFRONTAL CORTEX?

 

[Deleted member 34301]

Autism and social retardation.

 

[erenyeager]

Autism and social retardation.

Sadly I have these unironically

 

[solblue]

unfortunately they removed don’t ask don’t tell

 

[Deleted member 17883]

I don't need to fake it

But if I must I'd say mental retardation or schizophrenia.

 

[Deleted member 17883]

I'm a fakecel

 

[Deleted member 17883]

Huge cope, I’m easily one of the truestcels on the forum without a doubt

 

[Words2_live_bye]

I have autism and social anxiety for real though. I don't have to fake

 

[Hobo Cel]

If you got drafted to fight Joo war,. I think "hearing voices" would probably work.

 

[ControlledInsanity]

Transexualism. They're dying to recruit whoever they can get so people will take you seriously the second you announce it.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

"Social Anxiety"

Observe:

Histrionic Personality Disorder(HPD)

 

[Hapacalyptist]

NIGGER WITHOUT PREFRONTAL CORTEX?

That would just be a regular one then