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What gave you the worst food poisoning?

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Mine was some Asian salad, looked normal without weird chinky shit

But the sauce caused me to vomit it out
It was some spicy yet sweet oil

All of my previous lunch got out on the table
 
Some stupid fresh juice. I think the person making it didn't wash there hands or something. Fucked me up for a while.
Another time it was a lobster bisque
 
Some weird apple sauce in school that moved like jello. Spit it out instantly after it touched my tounge. Somehow i got sick from that. Pickles did the same to me as a kid as well
 
Boba tea is what noodlewhores drink, it's like pumpkin latte for cumskin foids
yeah I know they’re all obsessed with the drink for some reason
 
yeah I know they’re all obsessed with the drink for some reason
Yeah the foids even buy overpriced water bottles, to carry those fluids
 
Milkshake. Fucking piece of shit probably didn't clean their equipment.
 
Some stupid fresh juice. I think the person making it didn't wash there hands or something. Fucked me up for a while.
Another time it was a lobster bisque
Bacteria bum bum
 
Boba tea is what noodlewhores drink, it's like pumpkin latte for cumskin foids
Cos chink palletes always desire fleshy jelly gunk tasteless stuff
 
I had expired dip and then I had to go to the hospital
 
chinese buffet
 

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